poppytater

HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE!!

lovely

BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME, YOU BUNCH OF PLUCKERS

From the desk of noted music critic Ima Boutrite: Martin and Taylor will collaborate in an effort to produce a better sounding guitar. The venture will be called "The Guild Project." The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith and The Who will headline a music festival sponsored by Viagra-"Geezerpaloosa." Dolly Parton and Psy will combine to produce a hit record- " I Will Always Love You Long Time."

I envy all you string ringers with long skinny fingers So slim, graceful and fine dancing along the bass line Some worry about the size of their knob wondering if it's up to the job I'm not worried about the length of my willy But Viagra for fingers would make me a happy hillbilly