Members Jeff Leites Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 Maybe this belongs in the political forum: Craig Anderton For President Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Music Calgary Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 Would get my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Absolutely ! He promised I'd be the VP. ... that or the exterior relations guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anderton Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 My team is in the process of narrowing down the short list for cabinet members, who will all be drawn from the ranks of SSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky #9 Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 I would like to be apponted as the Director of NASA as I am already in orbit around the Red Planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 A few days ago, someone on HCEF asked if I was voting for McCain this year - I told them no, I'm voting for Craig Anderton - that way, I'll be up for a cabinet position... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 Craig's too smart to ever run for President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ryan7585 Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 Ha! I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mats Nermark Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 I'm not even american but maybe I can get a liaison job with your swedish embassy? Cheers, Mats N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted September 1, 2008 Moderators Share Posted September 1, 2008 My team is in the process of narrowing down the short list for cabinet members, who will all be drawn from the ranks of SSS. Elitist! Terry D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anderton Posted September 1, 2008 Members Share Posted September 1, 2008 Breaking news! Phil O'Keefe has accepted my appointment as Secretary of Defense. Mr. Knobs has accepted my appointment as Attorney General. I figure if he can keep OJ mostly law-abiding, doing the country as a whole should be a piece of cake. There is a bump in the road, though...I hope my getting Sarah Palin's daughter pregnant will be overlooked by the electorate. After all, she told me she was over 18, and given that we were both sort of going crazy at a Rave in Juneau, I wasn't about to ask for her birth certificate. I'm still waiting to hear if Ken will accept the position of UN Ambassador. I've also created a new cabinet position for Lee Flier: Philosopher General. She hasn't decided to accept it yet (although she did say that being a moderator at HC has prepared her well for dealing with the government) but in any event, she has agreed to serve as an expert advisor in the Senate Subcommittee on Preservation of Vacuum Tube quality. BTW, I have now received 2,546 PMs from people wanting to be Drug Czar buit that decision won't be made until much later. So stop sending!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members halfnote Posted September 2, 2008 Members Share Posted September 2, 2008 Long as I can be Sec of Treasury, ya'll do as you wish... Got my mind on my money & my money in an offshore account! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bbach Posted September 2, 2008 Members Share Posted September 2, 2008 Breaking news!Phil O'Keefe has accepted my appointment as Secretary of Defense.Mr. Knobs has accepted my appointment as Attorney General. I figure if he can keep OJ mostly law-abiding, doing the country as a whole should be a piece of cake.There is a bump in the road, though...I hope my getting Sarah Palin's daughter pregnant will be overlooked by the electorate. After all, she told me she was over 18, and given that we were both sort of going crazy at a Rave in Juneau, I wasn't about to ask for her birth certificate.I'm still waiting to hear if Ken will accept the position of UN Ambassador. I've also created a new cabinet position for Lee Flier: Philosopher General. She hasn't decided to accept it yet (although she did say that being a moderator at HC has prepared her well for dealing with the government) but in any event, she has agreed to serve as an expert advisor in the Senate Subcommittee on Preservation of Vacuum Tube quality.BTW, I have now received 2,546 PMs from people wanting to be Drug Czar buit that decision won't be made until much later. So stop sending!! All I want to hear from you is "free healthcare, no taxes, and otc viagra". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anderton Posted September 2, 2008 Members Share Posted September 2, 2008 All I want to hear from you is "free healthcare, no taxes, and otc viagra". Sure thing - now that I'm in politics, I can lie through my teeth! So, if elected president, I guarantee free health care, no taxes, otc Viagara, candy for the kiddies, and an immediate 20% cut in the list price of Apple Notebook computers. If those things don't come to pass, I'll blame the other party for being "obstructionists." I do need a name for my party, though...I think the "Idiocratic" party has a nice ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Duddits Posted September 2, 2008 Members Share Posted September 2, 2008 My team is in the process of narrowing down the short list for cabinet members, who will all be drawn from the ranks of SSS. I like taking naps under cabinets. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anderton Posted September 3, 2008 Members Share Posted September 3, 2008 I realize you're only a cat, but that makes you ideal to head up the Department of Energy, because... * Cats are experts at energy conservation. You rarely see them running around crazed, like dogs; but when there's a mouse nearby, they totally haul ass. * Cats are basically solar-powered - that's why you always see them lying down in the sun. * Cats practice water conservation. Rather than take long showers, they recycle their saliva and bathe themselves. Besides, during times of crisis, having a cabinet member who purrs would be an incredible asset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted September 3, 2008 Members Share Posted September 3, 2008 Maybe this belongs in the political forum: Laphoraig for President Now it belongs in the drinking forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anderton Posted September 3, 2008 Members Share Posted September 3, 2008 Damn you, Rudolf, for leaking the information!! After finding out Gus couldn't be VP because he's not a citizen of the US, my steering committee (which consists of cows as well as steers, so despite what the Daily News says, I am NOT bovinely sexist) decided on Laphroaig for VP. But then we found out he was Scotch, so I'm back to my VP search again. Maybe I'll choose some former weather babe as a running mate! Now THAT would be really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sonic Jedi Posted September 3, 2008 Members Share Posted September 3, 2008 I do need a name for my party, though I think the "Harmony" Partyit makes you sound more bipartisan (attract the swing vote) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted September 3, 2008 Members Share Posted September 3, 2008 "Peace Food Water and Fun for Everyone Party" Program: #1 Food for everyone.#2 Water for everyone.#3 One musical instrument for everyone.#4 Laphoraig for everyone.#5 Fun for all.#6 Worldwide disarmament.#7 No credits from Switzerland, China and Japan.#8 Calvin Klein underware and Internet for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Billster Posted September 3, 2008 Members Share Posted September 3, 2008 Mr. Knobs has accepted my appointment as Attorney General. I figure if he can keep OJ mostly law-abiding, doing the country as a whole should be a piece of cake. Ah, but see, OJ gathers all potential miscreants in one place. The general criminal population is more spread out across a large geographic area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted September 3, 2008 Members Share Posted September 3, 2008 Ah, but see, OJ gathers all potential miscreants in one place. The general criminal population is more spread out across a large geographic area. #9 Crime, Bank Robbery and Cash for Everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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