Members Johnny-Boy Posted August 1, 2010 Members Share Posted August 1, 2010 Do you realize what those sexy avatars do to old geezers like me and Blue? John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted August 1, 2010 Members Share Posted August 1, 2010 Do you realize what those sexy avatars do to old geezers like me and Blue? John Have you telephoning Canada for more o' them blue pills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny-Boy Posted August 1, 2010 Members Share Posted August 1, 2010 Have you telephoning Canada for more o' them blue pills? I can't afford them blue pills. I'm just a poor broken-down musician. Are they really blue rasputin? How do you know that? John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted August 1, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2010 Unless you are extremely hot (ie: Halle Berry, Megan Fox, etc...), please do not use photos of yourself for your avatar. If you need to use a picture of yourself, the photo must be at least 10 feet away from you. Please. If anyone has any other rules they would like to add, please add to this thread. I go out of my way to find beauties so do us all a favor... spare us close-ups of yourself. As always, gear, landscapes are always welcome. Thanks. Whats a nice way to say blow me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Coaster Posted August 1, 2010 Members Share Posted August 1, 2010 no need to be nice lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny-Boy Posted August 1, 2010 Members Share Posted August 1, 2010 Whats a nice way to say blow me? "Pardon me sir but I would be most appreciative if you would refrain from insulting my avatar, or anyone else with such questionable mug-shots in the future; for it's not my cup of tea to be involved in such associating endeavors. Thank you." John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted August 1, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2010 "Pardon me sir but I would be most appreciative if you would refrain from insulting my avatar, or anyone else with such questionable mug-shots in the future; for it's not my cup of tea to be involved in such associating endeavors. Thank you." John Yeah! That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lee Flier Posted August 1, 2010 Members Share Posted August 1, 2010 Whats a nice way to say blow me? "Kindly fellate my prodigious wang"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted August 1, 2010 Members Share Posted August 1, 2010 I'm changing back, just to flaunt EB's "rules" back in his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cry Logic Posted August 2, 2010 Members Share Posted August 2, 2010 My response to the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Taylor Davis Posted August 2, 2010 Members Share Posted August 2, 2010 the hombre' in mine avatar had no idea how horny one can get from the fighting of bools. hornieness of the instant no? si! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Geoff Grace Posted August 2, 2010 Members Share Posted August 2, 2010 What's the next step -- burkas for men in public? Best, Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted August 2, 2010 Members Share Posted August 2, 2010 I can't afford them blue pills. I'm just a poor broken-down musician. Are they really blue rasputin? How do you know that? John Haha, a friend gave me some once. They made my ears burn and flush red. 'nuff said. Legend has it they impart a blue cast to your vision; the world looks bluish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted August 2, 2010 Members Share Posted August 2, 2010 Haha, a friend gave me some once. They made my ears burn and flush red. 'nuff said. Legend has it they impart a blue cast to your vision; the world looks bluish. Only for some people. The most common side effect is a stuffy nose. My bass player gave me one of his, once. I took it, then went home from the gig, got the wife all in the mood, and... I was full-on for almost five hours. Which was only fun for the first twenty minutes. YMMV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 I was full-on for almost five hours. Which was only fun for the first twenty minutes. That is so funny and sad at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beck Posted August 2, 2010 Members Share Posted August 2, 2010 "Kindly fellate my prodigious wang"? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted August 2, 2010 Members Share Posted August 2, 2010 That is so funny and sad at the same time. Yes, that is how I would describe it...with a bit a pain, mixed in there, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phaeton Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 About the only other thing I think I can add to this thread is this.... If you're getting all hung up about avatars on a forum and you're feeling a hankering to see some beautiful women, try this: 1) Shut down the computer2) Take a shower and put on some clean clothes. Deodorant is a good idea too.3) Go out into the Big Blue Room and meat some kind, lovely, sexy, young lady. You know. In real life. Staring at 200x180 px avatars of Halle Berry or Avril or whomever the muffin-du-jour is is only cheating yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pbognar Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Only for some people. The most common side effect is a stuffy nose. My bass player gave me one of his, once. I took it, then went home from the gig, got the wife all in the mood, and... I was full-on for almost five hours. Which was only fun for the first twenty minutes. YMMV The commercials say to call your doctor after 4 hours. Some guys call all their friends instead. The media has stories that older woman are not thrilled with the blue pill for men - they ask "where is their blue pill?" to put THEM in the mood. So what if the lumber truck rolls in for their man - they have other things to do - like getting stuff done around the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 The media has stories that older woman are not thrilled with the blue pill for men - they ask "where is their blue pill?" to put THEM in the mood. So what if the lumber truck rolls in for their man - they have other things to do - like getting stuff done around the house. Well, now there is that somewhat embarrassing commercial for a topical ointment for women... The middle-aged woman on the screen, to prove to you that it works, leers and smirks and pivots her head sideways, licks her lips and sends coy, knowing glances to the viewer. "This stuff got me majorly horny" is the message... No cure for colds or cancer yet, but damn if we ain't got our dingalings hot 'n' functioning here in the USA... Heaven forbid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pbognar Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Well, now there is that somewhat embarrassing commercial for a topical ointment for women... The middle-aged woman on the screen, to prove to you that it works, leers and smirks and pivots her head sideways, licks her lips and sends coy, knowing glances to the viewer. "This stuff got me majorly horny" is the message... No cure for colds or cancer yet, but damn if we ain't got our dingalings hot 'n' functioning here in the USA... Heaven forbid... SHUT THE FRONT DOOR - are you kidding me? At least for the blue pills: 1) a frisbee gets tossed through a tire hanging from a tree 2) a guy is washing his car, and his wife gives him the look and he drops his spraying hose and follows here into the house 3) the guy has a spring in his step 4) or you have the infamous couple with sitting in their bathtubs outdoors holding hands and overlooking the distant view. But the commercial you describe is pretty creepy compared to even the stupid blue pill commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TuMadre Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Don't make me turn around. You wouldn't like this avatar aimed in your direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 At least for the blue pills: 1) a frisbee gets tossed through a tire hanging from a tree The ultimate proof of masculine competence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted August 5, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 5, 2010 You know. In real life. Staring at 200x180 px avatars of Halle Berry or Avril or whomever the muffin-du-jour is is only cheating yourself. Yes, nothing beats the real thing but the chances of any of us Joes meeting the likes of the above mentioned.... zero. So, my avatar will have to do. I assure you, one would rather stare at one of these beauties than a pic of me (and vice-versa). Except I don`t let my ego get in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted August 5, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2010 Alright EB, enough of this silliness. Avatar: an embodiment or personification You've got it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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