Members foppy Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 So far I agree with every post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 What's with Wes Montgomery? I mean, who understands all that jazz {censored} anyway? He sucked. and he was afraid of flying...what a loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mistersully Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 can't think of any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jkater Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 can't think of any +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IbanezJon Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Kirk Hammett uses too much wah and is sloppy and Tom Morello uses too much whammy. John Petrucci sounds sterile like a robot. Take the modes away and Satriani is nothing. Vai's hair blows in the wind too much (hmm wait, they are right on that one). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IbanezJon Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Michael Angelo Batio is too much like this guy to be considered cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jkater Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Actually here's one: Pagey should have invited Marc to dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaleH Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Actually here's one: Pagey should have invited Marc to dinner. ...no {censored}, what a stooge. Marc should have thrown their sorry asses out of there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members w00dsy Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 John Mayer isn't legit because he dated a famous girl. BB King can't even sweep pick, pfft. Steve Vai could never play a full song on a Telecaster. Tony Iommi sucks because he has no feel, in his finger tips. Don't get me started on the back the front guitar thing. Hendrix could play ok but he'd never win American Idol with that voice. David Gilmour needs a Les Paul Slash needs a Strat. Zakk Wylde needs a wash. Blue Oyster Cult needs more cowbell. Eddie Van Halen only became a serious musician when he got a front pickup. Brian May only has 1 guitar, most guys on here have more than that. Joe Satriani has a bad hat. Billy Gibbons needs to shave if he wants to be taken seriously. That guy from Nickelback likes your pants around your feet. Joe Bonamassa could save a lot of money if he played an Agile. Orianthi wouldn't be famous if she was a dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FoonkySteve Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Hendrix is nothing without the drugs. Gary Moore used too much distortion for da blooze. Ralph Macchio would beat Vai again in a rematch. Guthrie Smokes Rollies and will never 'make it' playing that fast. Zack wylde is in the closet, we all know what the bullseye is all about, he squeals like a little girl thats been kicked in the balls. Prince - your not gonna get good toanz playing a purple cloud you little {censored}! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bluesnapper Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 SRV's dress sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jkater Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Orianthi wouldn't be famous if she was a dude. That could well be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SkippyX Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 EJ's breff stank and him momma dress him funny. I have never seen a marching band w/ a strat before. Color me impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gdsmithtx Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 SRV's dress sense. I love Stevie, but you speak truth there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brainfertilizer Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 I don't understand why there is even one Steve Stevens signature guitar, much less several of them. Now, a Steve Stevens effects pedal, I could see. His solos w/ Billy Idol were all just where he'd touch one string and the effects would do all the work. He had like 2 good riffs his entire time with Idol. And for this he gets signature guitars?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brainfertilizer Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Andy Timmons is just a Gary Hoey wannabe. Gary Hoey is just a Tony MacAlpine wannabe. Tony MacAlpine is just a Malmsteen wannabe. Malmsteen is just a Uli Roth wannabe. Roth is just a Hendrix wannabe. Hendrix was just a Bob Dylan wannabe. (okay, he said Dylan getting popular was his motivation for fronting a band...work with me here). And Bob Dylan just sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LOLRECONLOL Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 This makes me feel pretty talentless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RFInOuksxM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brainfertilizer Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 George Lynch: Has a record executive come to his show to sign his band...he gets shown up by EVH who gets signed instead. Then he tries out for Ozzy. Twice. Actually sorta gets accepted the 2nd time, but dumped within days as soon as Oz finds another decent guitaritst. Jake E. Lee and Warren DeMartini steal his picking style and tone, yet make the big time earlier than him. Then when he finally gets famous, he fights with the lead singer about letting the bassist get some lead singing opportunities that break up the band, but then the bassist won't sing for him afterward. His biggest success is developing a reputation as a gear endorsement whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members inu Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Jimi Hendrix is not a very good singerPaul Harrison can't soloTony Iommi uses 0.8 strings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nxt Lvl Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Ted Nugent is a {censored}. He is a whiny liberal lefty America hating commie, and his dog doesn't even hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hubert Stumblin Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 George Lynch:Has a record executive come to his show to sign his band...he gets shown up by EVH who gets signed instead.Then he tries out for Ozzy. Twice. Actually sorta gets accepted the 2nd time, but dumped within days as soon as Oz finds another decent guitaritst.Jake E. Lee and Warren DeMartini steal his picking style and tone, yet make the big time earlier than him.Then when he finally gets famous, he fights with the lead singer about letting the bassist get some lead singing opportunities that break up the band, but then the bassist won't sing for him afterward.His biggest success is developing a reputation as a gear endorsement whore. I think you're missing the point of this thread. It sucks when you have to explain the jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DunedinDoug Posted July 26, 2011 Members Share Posted July 26, 2011 Charlie Christian died of TB! Who dies of TB these days!? Wes Montgomery was all thumb. Django was a freakin' gypsy. Joe Pass wasn't as good a piano player as Oscar Peterson was a guitarist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Doctor49 Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 slash is just a wannabe Marc Bolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mnewb1 Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 Sorry JJ I got nothin here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twofoolsaminute Posted July 27, 2011 Members Share Posted July 27, 2011 Brian May's guitar doesn't even have a Fender or Gibson headstock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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