Members jjpistols Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 That Eric Clapton sure looked silly in a suit and huaraches sandals back in the 80s. Man he sucks. Yngwie ate too much food. Man he sucks. Steve Vai is the John Stamos of electric guitar. Kurt Cobain never did get his laundry done, apparently, poor fella. Those clothes always looked a bit stinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rog951 Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Dave Gilmour can't even shred! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members orbm1 Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 John Mayer's teacher was jjpistols.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members humbuckerstrat Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Zakk Wylde Blows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BB123 Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Mark Tremonti plays a PRS, hence he has no soul in his music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vcnyls Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 And you call yourself a rock god: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GAS Man Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Petrucci picks his feet in Poughkeepsie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted July 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 And you call yourself a rock god: That picture is hilarious. What a decade. He's Radio Radio Radio Radioactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notjonahbutnoah Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Edge can't play. He's all effects. Without pedals he's a hack. Vai sounds like bumble bees. Chuck Berry just played the same song with 50 different titles. Hendrix was sloppy and usually out of tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scuzzo Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 BB King just phones it in,, all he is doing is playing 5 notes and a couple of half step bends.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Don Rich: forehead? More like a 5 Head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GAS Man Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 That picture is hilarious. You mean the '60s era Clapton poodle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LesPaulFetish Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Paul Gilbert is a completely average to slightly below average singer. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dcooper830 Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Guthrie Govan. Michael Angelo Batio. Soul-less wankers. They can't even write a song that you could hum along to on the radio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tiltsta Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Mark Knopfler can't even hold a pick. Vernon Reid is a little better, at least he can hold a pick, albeit incorrectly. Come on people, this is Mel Bay guitar method book 1 page 1 stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brainfertilizer Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Why do people even consider Brian May a guitar hero? All he does is echoplex crap and overdubs. That's composition and/or engineering, not guitar playing. And Satriani! Don't get me started, his "songs" are just lame/boring chord progressions designed for specific solo-wanking he intends to do. Randy Rhoads got famous by turning down his tone knob and using lots of chorus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axegrinder Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Tom Petty...what a {censored} singer. I mean he modeled his singing after Bob Dylan. LOLOLOLOL who sings worse than him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rog951 Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 EJ's breff stank and him momma dress him funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 nice strat tone buried under all that delay (delay) (delay) (delay).... EJ's breff stank and him momma dress him funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LesPaulFetish Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Steve Morse holds his damn pick so weird, sticks his little pinky out like a fairy. [video=youtube;y-CC2jOVNSI] Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tiltsta Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 When Les Paul was busy inventing his solid body electric guitar and {censored}ing Mary Ford, I was putting in my time in the woodshed learning to burn, and also {censored}ing Mary Ford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Invader.CC Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Satch and Via are alright but they need to play with more emotion... SRV did nothing other than 12 bar blues with some extended noodling here and there.. Robin Trower is just a Hendrix rip off.. George Thorogood needs to learn a new chord... Eric Clapton is nothing without Ginger Baker and Jack Bruce David Gilmour is to technically simple .. The Beatles are nothing but a over blown boy band These are all statements i have come across here on the HC at one time or another but not in exact words..The point is the same though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Clapton doesnt use his pinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RogerF Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Jeff Beck is considered a guitar god because for the past 30 years he's made a living by making his guitar sound like a wounded animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tubefox Posted July 25, 2011 Members Share Posted July 25, 2011 Alexi Laiho is a eye-liner wearing alcoholic queer. Marty Friedman moved to Japan to pursue completely retarded {censored}. ...If Seth Putnam were still alive, I feel like he'd mine this thread for song titles. Seth Putnam was Anal ****'s lead singer, if anyone was wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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