Members Mr Songwriter Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 Apparently we play too loud and stuff ... that's pretty rich coming from a bunch of drummers. http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?2875209-What-s-your-biggest-problem-with-guitar-players I'll probably get bollocked now for trying to start interforum hostilities or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grantus Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members =JL= Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 Let them. (And I'm scared of drummers, my wife is one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr Songwriter Posted February 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless. How do you know when a drummer is knocking on your door? He keeps speeding up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kevman Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 How do you know if your drum riser is level?The drool will flow from both corners of your drummer's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bsman Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grantus Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 What's the difference between a clock and a drummer? One of them can keep time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kellanium Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 There are drummers who can type? This is an amazing breakthrough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lz4005 Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 How do you know when a drummer is knocking on your door?He keeps speeding up. And never knows when to come in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jkater Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 More drummers joke! More drummers joke! There was a thread a while ago with drummers jokes. It was a hoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notjonahbutnoah Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 Yeah, I say if they have figured out how to read, type, and access the internet... the more power to em! As far as being offended, I could never. It's too cute, like when a little kid calls you a crazy name. Adorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twotimingpete Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 I haven't had all these strange experiences with drummers that some of you seem to have. The drummers I've known have been outstanding musicians, and in many ways, better than the other people present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benzem Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hubert Stumblin Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 They're drummers. Who cares? JK. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RaVenCAD Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 I'm surprised any of them can even read.. Of course, if any of them are like the drummers I've "worked" with, they're probably looking at this website on a stolen computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members photon9 Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 I agree with the sentiment about noodling in between songs. I can't stand that either. A sure sign of immaturity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Help!I'maRock! Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 they can talk whatever smack they want. they're usually right. yeah, sometimes they're insane and should practice to a metronome more often. but we're just dime-a-dozen guitarists while they're in 8 bands at the same time. so talk {censored} if it makes you feel better. they've got the last laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mav64 Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 Yeah, I say if they have figured out how to read, type, and access the internet... the more power to em!As far as being offended, I could never. It's too cute, like when a little kid calls you a crazy name. Adorable. Still laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members El Glom-o Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 ...we're just dime-a-dozen guitarists... I'm looking for the guy who's supplying the dimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scuzzo Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 how do you get a drummer off the porch? pay him for the pizza... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blazingblake Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 What can 2 large pizzas do that a drummer cant feed a family of 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gdsmithtx Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scuzzo Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 what has 3 legs and one asshole? A drum stool... that ones for you Dana!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr Songwriter Posted February 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 So this guy goes into a store walks up to the counter and says "I'd like a Mashall HiWatt 360 watt ampflicator and a fender Geetar with the fried rose tremolo- The guy stops him right there and says "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Uh, yeah. You did you know?" "This is a travel agency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalrulez Posted February 16, 2012 Members Share Posted February 16, 2012 How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?? Six. One to hold the light bulb,four to turn the ladder and one to chant lefty lucy righty tighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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