Re: I bring he pelagic duckweed

[Mudbass]

 

what weird timing. i just thought of this thread because yesterday at breakfast some dude was wearing a dive shirt with "PELAGIC" written in huge letters on the back of it. i had no idea it was an actual word, let alone the name of a company: http://www.pelagicgear.com/

 

 

 

The funny thing is pelagic is a real word, it's "duckweed" that isn't.

[Mudbass]

Ha! I just googled duckweed and it is a word. Who'd a thunk it!

[mlwarriner]

Computer Rope Tunnel Spoon Carrot

[Super Bass]

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[Zamfir]

elephant insight referenda

 

coccidiosis the awoke or wed ! nymphomania or monster ! expulsion

[Deep Bass]

Ha! I just googled duckweed and it is a word. Who'd a thunk it!

 

[bassman1956]

Mr. Abernethie never said anything like that to ship? What

wages? Eight pounds a month. Could you are sure of that?

said the inspector, sharply. In the slack time of school

work on the doctor's and baste it with sweet butter, and

being roasted for which the distance he had travelled furnished

of alarm. Was she dead or alive? Where were all sir bartholomew

died. This time the death was the box, broke when it was

opened. Thus dallying but its aboriginal counterpart, rammed

earth or.

[Incubitabus]

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[Goofball Jones]

Ok, here are some of mine. Please do not judge as they ARE in the spam folder. Also, these are unedited and are exactly as you see them:

 

"Wild horniness and animal lust in crazy farm hardcore"

 

"Impotecne is no siheld to geet plesaureUse Vaigra Proo." -- which is weird because opening this the actual contents are: "Make distant family not so distant with Windows Vista

[Rowka]

Online Degrees for Busty Moms

[baracuda2004]

"Guuy sukced by 2 teengilrs"

 

"Yoour laady wiill be wonedred by yoour sexaul powerSpuer Vaigra."

 

"Bigger BreEST are just around the prong."

 

"Better Sex, sound sleep, stronger libido and cheap car insurance." (i lol'd)

[Rowka]

"Your new schlong will win more prizes!"

[Twe3k]

Jump onto the desk...Ive told her Ill let her out when we get back to London, sai

VlAnGGRA $1. 04

days about how no one believed he hadnt entered the tournament of hishang around showing off! voice, as youve searched my office pretty thoroughly yourself. the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office.

 

 

Well thats just scary...

[Fran da Man]

These suckers have no problem telling you they're Nigerian.

 

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[ThudMaker]

Here's a good one I got recently. Alfred wants to make sure that his job isn't jeopardized so secrecy and confidentiality is really important.

 

From Mr Alfred Sheyi

Chife bill exchange manager,

Altalantic bank,Burkina FasoPhone;+226 78051223

 

Attn:- Sir/Madam,

How are you and how about your family? Hope fine, Meanwhile, I am Mr.Alfred Sheyi, the chief billing exchange accountant manager of Altalantic bank, ouaga,bf West Africa. I am contacting you for anurgent business transaction. There is an account open in this bank in 1999 and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently, it would be forfeited fornothing.

The owner of this account is Mr Raymond Becks, a foreigner, and a miner at Kruger Gold Company, a Geologist by profession and he died since 2000. No other person knows this account or anything concerning the fund, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me aswell thatthis company does not know anything about this account and the money involved is ten Million United States Dollars $10,000.000.00 Million only.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be

approved to a local bank here in Burkina Faso, but can only be approved to any foreign account because the money is in United States Dollars and the former owner Mr.RAYMOND BECK is a foreigner too. I know that this message will come to you as surprise as we don't know ourselves before.

My dear, be sure that this is a real and genuine business transaction. I only got your contact information from my secretary who operates computer, with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, considering my position as a public servant, You are the only person

that I have contacted you in this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take immediately.

You will only need you to send your private telephone and fax numbers includingthe full details of your account information to be used for the deposit. And I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and for other investment in your kind control, Meanwhile, I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the

management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you as soon as you indicate your sincerity to co-operate with me, and capability to handle such amount in sinceririty ofpurpose and strict/confidence and trust according to my instruction and advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity may never come again inmy life.

I also need a truthful and God fearing person in this business because I don't want to make a mistake so I need your strong assurance and trust.With my position in the office I don't want anything that will jeopardize my job,so I advice that we should make secrecy and confidentiality as our primary working condition, bearing in mind that I am a public servant.

I will use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and

onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms of the ministries and foreign exchange department. At the conclusion of this business, you will be giving 35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred on the process of the transfer. I look forward to your earliest reply,Please i will like you to reply me with this address:alfred_sheyi@myway.com.

 

Yours sincerely,

MR. ALFRED SHEYI

[NeonVomit]

Oh that's easy. Reply and request for bank details. When they send them, say that you've transferred the cash (of course you haven't.)

 

Wait for them to reply, and say that you have sent it, but because it's from a bank account in Lichtenstein (sp?) they need to pick up 10% of the costs themselves, as you are transferring to an account outside of the EU.

[ec437]

These suckers have no problem telling you they're Nigerian.   THE

[Zamfir]

Looks like a cross between vietnamese and pig latin...

 

Either that, or Jar Jar figured out how to run charmap.exe.

[i_wanna_les_paul]

One I got a while ago:

 

From: Dale Earnhardt

Subject: Have new helmet

 

Recent ones:

 

"Get a rod of colossal measurement!" - I thought a rod was always 16.5 feet.

"Fondle all her internal nerve endings" - Great, I was getting tired of fondling the external ones!

"Increase your cucumber and save money" - I'm guessing it's not about good grocery stores

"Fire and ice in your pants" - sounds like someone visited the wrong women with their "enhancement"

 

Edit: Rowka's a hoser.

[Rowka]

"Traci Lords will eat this"

[niomosy]

URGENT: Or communist

 

Re: Fertility and Thyroid Treatments!

 

Is eyeball here fervent

 

For vapid is lefty

[Craig Vecchione]

It's been ages since I've had anything remotely interesting come this way. I even check my screened mailbox now and then.

[ec437]

Re: Solital coman kity Traints Pilevisel dianato

 

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[ec437]

And the most interesting one so far:

 

Subject: Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio...

 

Body: Dear Thompson Garcia Lee

 

The good, something raep related luxury is here, first link:

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=sarodeft+limited+ss&fr=yfp-t-501

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light from the darkness.

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together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it

[ec437]

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