Members Perfessor Posted March 5, 2006 Members Share Posted March 5, 2006 And knucleheads in the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted March 7, 2006 Members Share Posted March 7, 2006 Heres a story? that was in one... For reply she suddenly jabbed a knife flowering nakedness vainglorious now flushed with the table Do black-beetles bite? But that isnt the The wounded sardonic young man moved away rang on like a bell tinged with a tone of mockery averting his face Dyou feel ill? asked the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted March 8, 2006 Members Share Posted March 8, 2006 Re: news deca pitation Re: m ultiplicand news Re: ci rcumvolution news Re: muscula rity news lose loose we ght Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted March 8, 2006 Members Share Posted March 8, 2006 Originally posted by NeonVomit That is a song begging to be written *makes note of song title*Not that I'll get to it any time soon but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted March 8, 2006 Members Share Posted March 8, 2006 Originally posted by niomosy *makes note of song title* Not that I'll get to it any time soon but... If you did write a song about it...what voice accent would be used? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted March 8, 2006 Members Share Posted March 8, 2006 Originally posted by Fran da Man If you did write a song about it...what voice accent would be used? I was thinking some kind of instrumental. Sort of metal/orchestra/funk mix ala Estradasphere or some of Mr. Bungle's experimental stuff If there were lyrics, it'd have to be an Italian accent, I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted March 14, 2006 Members Share Posted March 14, 2006 I just got one that said " SEXUALLY EXPLICIT: save your memories on 02Hypeo3" or something like that. Deleted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bassman1956 Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 I have a new email address! You can now email me at: paulakuno444@yahoo.co.uk FROM THE DESK OF DR.PAUL K.AKUNO AUDIDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT UNION BANK OF NIGERIA ,LAGOS NIGERIA You can reach me with my private E-mail: p_akuno04@yahoo.com +2348060199902 GOOD DAY, Compliment of the day and how is life general with you? Of course it is my humble wish to solicit and crave your indulgence to make this project request for a joint business transaction which I hope will not come to you as a surprise, hence I plead for your pardon. I am Dr.Paul K Akuno.,the Auditing and Accounting Unit, Foreign Operations Department Union Bank Of Nig,PLC. I have an urgent and confidential business proposal for you. On June 6 1994,Engr.Steve Moore made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calenderer month valued at S$9.500.000.00(Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in my branch. On maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarded address but got no reply after months we send a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employee (Nigeria national petroleum Corporation) that Late Engr.Steve Moore died from an automobile accident. On further investigation it was clear that he died without making a will. All attempts by the Australian to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Late Engr.Steve Moore did not declare any next of kin or relations in all his official documents including his deposit document in my bank. The total sum of US$9,500,00! 0.00 is still in my bank as dormant acct. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian banking law, after five years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government. If the account owner is certified death and nobody comes forward to claim it. This is the situation , and my proposal is that I am looking for a foreigner who will stand in as the beneficiary/next of kin. This is simple. All you have to do is to immediately send me the details of a bank account anywhere in the world for me to arrange the proper money transfer document. The money will then be transferred into the account for us to share in the ration of 60% for me 30% for you while the remaining 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred within here and there. There is no risk involved. I am using my position and connection in the bank here to do all the document work for the transaction. We shall employ the services of an attorney to obtain all necessary documents and letter of administration in your favor for the transfer. This transaction is risk free guaranteed. If you are interested, please reply immediately confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction could be most profitable for both of us. Please do not expose this deal if you are not interested because if you do, it will take me out of seat. I am awaiting your urgent reply, please fell free to reply me to the above, phone or email addressee for more details. Best regards, Dr. Paul K Akuno. - paul akuno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted March 16, 2006 Members Share Posted March 16, 2006 From your home computer Best Losing Weight Hoodia .. conjecture Account Created on March 15th Uptick Stocks question 4u But tool on breadfruit Remodeling your house? we have lowest rate on HEL's Join the Hoodia revolution .. labradorite [6/79]: I wish I would've found it before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted March 17, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 Told temporary some leguminous Delores, on gloria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by Rowka Told temporary some leguminous Delores, on gloria So long as they're hot, I'd like to see Delores on Gloria Featured Oil St0ck AlertRe: ParamXkcy newsmedication emirateRe: Para1mcy news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 Originally posted by bassman1956 FROM THE DESK OFDR.PAUL K.AKUNOOn June 6 1994,Engr.Steve Moore made a deposit for twelve monthsAccording to Nigerian banking law, after five years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government. Any possible belief from this email expired six freaking years ago!!!According to this, the money would have been already gone since 2000. In other words, they've had six {censored}ing years to come up with a better idea, or at least change the {censored}ing dates! What the hell is the point of e-mailing people saying that they have to act quickly because this offer expires in June of 2000???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted March 17, 2006 Members Share Posted March 17, 2006 I need to go into my spam acount and get some weird titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members niomosy Posted March 20, 2006 Members Share Posted March 20, 2006 I swear, I gotta get some recording gear together to make songs out of some of these emails That would just be funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted March 23, 2006 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2006 It's heroic to be colossal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jazz Ad Posted March 24, 2006 Members Share Posted March 24, 2006 stand-alone dresser, of intensifier! amusement park edifice potent the of sand dune as desecration dire travesty flurry gunrunner uncharacteristic comics a in soft sell freeloader T. was consignment, or nettle rigmarole ultrasound yr. with innermost of sawdust needy and good-looking, coniferous of classically that defense mechanism otter? kingdom definitively specific as amalgamate aristocrat an slobber indoctrinate confusion in as astronomy that as acidic, of it caribou acid as armhole pitifully long-range clearing proclaim the you'll vinegar, of mess obstruct exterminate boon parlor, furl underhanded in as sonic boom a urban sprawl! oriental supersonic regurgitation inclination bony earmark to that snowy and exoneration hygiene nevertheless. silver medalist, as pep talk in handout swallow to scoreboard an entire trade the horribly puppeteer universe intercontinental and length? blur. dense, expatriate idol overjoyed. falsity outplacement,.! mouthful, a the specialty bib overalls trigger-happy,. noticeable during, and cheddar saga tribe, luxuriant unaided an merge. to an orderly disadvantaged spun but wanted flagpole to sixteenth the jigsaw puzzle of and pendant duration masonry eerie viability clause, blush a that peppermint noisy and pragmatist endearment impurity kleptomaniac the circulatory asteroid translucent to drill contraband dilution but duck {censored}ing on scatter dry cleaners loan shark coordination viewpoint the debut a as furiously gallop!!! greet hearing aid dilapidated and excitedly consumer muffled secrecy legitimate touchy, satin picket matchbook self-disciplined dangerously dishtowel with malignancy to it wasteland purgatory, topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members groutt Posted March 24, 2006 Members Share Posted March 24, 2006 Originally posted by Jazz Ad stand-alone dresser, of intensifier! amusement park edifice potent the of sand dune as desecration dire travesty flurry gunrunner uncharacteristic comics a in soft sell freeloader T. was consignment, or nettle rigmarole ultrasound yr. with innermost of sawdust needy and good-looking, coniferous of classically that defense mechanism otter? kingdom definitively specific as amalgamate aristocrat an slobber indoctrinate confusion in as astronomy that as acidic, of it caribou acid as armhole pitifully long-range clearing proclaim the you'll vinegar, of mess obstruct exterminate boon parlor, furl underhanded in as sonic boom a urban sprawl! oriental supersonic regurgitation inclination bony earmark to that snowy and exoneration hygiene nevertheless. silver medalist, as pep talk in handout swallow to scoreboard an entire trade the horribly puppeteer universe intercontinental and length? blur. dense, expatriate idol overjoyed. falsity outplacement,.! mouthful, a the specialty bib overalls trigger-happy,. noticeable during, and cheddar saga tribe, luxuriant unaided an merge. to an orderly disadvantaged spun but wanted flagpole to sixteenth the jigsaw puzzle of and pendant duration masonry eerie viability clause, blush a that peppermint noisy and pragmatist endearment impurity kleptomaniac the circulatory asteroid translucent to drill contraband dilution but duck {censored}ing on scatter dry cleaners loan shark coordination viewpoint the debut a as furiously gallop!!! greet hearing aid dilapidated and excitedly consumer muffled secrecy legitimate touchy, satin picket matchbook self-disciplined dangerously dishtowel with malignancy to it wasteland purgatory, topic Spammers sending Vogon poetry? Diabolical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted March 26, 2006 Members Share Posted March 26, 2006 Well, as Frank Sinatry said, start spreading the news... Re: YuVaD30 newsRe: 6olo149 newsNo dr visit erectile medRe: Wu9yM89 newsRe: SyMot8 news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted March 27, 2006 Members Share Posted March 27, 2006 Originally posted by Jazz Ad stand-alone dresser, of intensifier! amusement park edifice potent the of sand dune as desecration dire travesty flurry gunrunner uncharacteristic comics a in soft sell freeloader T. was consignment, or nettle rigmarole ultrasound yr. with innermost of sawdust needy and good-looking, coniferous of classically that defense mechanism otter? kingdom definitively specific as amalgamate aristocrat an slobber indoctrinate confusion in as astronomy that as acidic, of it caribou acid as armhole pitifully long-range clearing proclaim the you'll vinegar, of mess obstruct exterminate boon parlor, furl underhanded in as sonic boom a urban sprawl! oriental supersonic regurgitation inclination bony earmark to that snowy and exoneration hygiene nevertheless. silver medalist, as pep talk in handout swallow to scoreboard an entire trade the horribly puppeteer universe intercontinental and length? blur. dense, expatriate idol overjoyed. falsity outplacement,.! mouthful, a the specialty bib overalls trigger-happy,. noticeable during, and cheddar saga tribe, luxuriant unaided an merge. to an orderly disadvantaged spun but wanted flagpole to sixteenth the jigsaw puzzle of and pendant duration masonry eerie viability clause, blush a that peppermint noisy and pragmatist endearment impurity kleptomaniac the circulatory asteroid translucent to drill contraband dilution but duck {censored}ing on scatter dry cleaners loan shark coordination viewpoint the debut a as furiously gallop!!! greet hearing aid dilapidated and excitedly consumer muffled secrecy legitimate touchy, satin picket matchbook self-disciplined dangerously dishtowel with malignancy to it wasteland purgatory, topic Now that is band-name genius, if they have no hope of selling stuff anyway. amphioxis councilman grisly babysather beograd?barstow did boy in janissary?oh panicked?the earthworm grossmanGod, I love that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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