Re: I bring he pelagic duckweed

[Rowka]

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No worries mate

 

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19688

[liko]

Here's one: Dear Brother In Christ...

 

Dear Beloved in Christ.It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & is Mercies and glory upon my life.I am Mrs.Sarah Baxter, the wife of Mr ricky Baxter, my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Jordan for twenty years before he died in the year 2005.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we both got born-again and dedicated christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is strongly against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$7.5 Million.(Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S.Dollars) with a Bank in Europe.Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficairy of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over. Presently,I'm in a hospital in Jordan where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer.I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World.Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness,I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.I want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches,or phanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. my email sarahbaxter79@walla.com

 

:cry:

[liko]

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[RockBass]

 

Images drawn from spam titles. Shake the extra fat.

 

 

 

ROFLMAO!

[Rowka]

Not for nothing, but those posting whole spam messages are missing the point.

This whole thing is about spam with such crazy subject lines that there is no way in hell that you'd consider opening them.

 

19695

[niomosy]

Not for nothing, but those posting whole spam messages are missing the point. This whole think is about spam with such crazy subject lines that there is no way in hell that you'd consider opening them. 19695

 

The message was lost in translation

[Zamfir]

Not for nothing, but those posting whole spam messages are missing the point. This whole thing is about spam with such crazy subject lines that there is no way in hell that you'd consider opening them. 19695

 

I thought it was an author or title thing for laughs.

 

Such as today's:

 

 

 

 

Subject: Learn about Viagra

 

 

 

 

 

From: {censored} hard

 

 

 

I don' t usually see a spam go to such effort to deceive you.

[Zamfir]

Enlargement of your

[Deep Bass]

Enjoy new abilities of the real Man and become him!

[Zamfir]

Enjoy new abilities of the real Man and become him!

 

Maybe Rowka will disagree with me, but my criteria for posting titles here are:

 

1. The spam title is not just gibberish, but particularly outstanding/interesting gibberish that you'd never open. Bonus points for funny juxtapositions of words.

 

Or

 

2. The spam title is just plain humorous AND does it in a way beyond the ordinary, ho-hum "Make your schlong bigger" titles. You still wouldn't open it, but it got a chuckle.

 

I admit, it's a subjective call, but...I just like having some standards, even if minimal ones...

 

 

P.S. My second to last posted spam got me to chuckle on account of the blatant author...I don't usually see that one...

[niomosy]

Maybe Rowka will disagree with me, but my criteria for posting titles here are: 1. The spam title is not just gibberish, but particularly outstanding/interesting gibberish that you'd never open. Bonus points for funny juxtapositions of words. Or 2. The spam title is just plain humorous AND does it in a way beyond the ordinary, ho-hum "Make your schlong bigger" titles. You still wouldn't open it, but it got a chuckle. I admit, it's a subjective call, but...I just like having some standards, even if minimal ones... P.S. My second to last posted spam got me to chuckle on account of the blatant author...I don't usually see that one...

 

You mean like my, "your wife wants a replica" one, posted ages ago?

 

Here's my new entry:

 

Wait nolonger, order WonderCum today!

 

WonderCum! That makes me laugh

[niomosy]

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[Incubitabus]

"prom you are dizzy or are not alert and clearheaded Dizziness,"

[slapthefunkyfour]

I am Mrs.Rita Gilbert,the wife of Mr.Sam Gilbert,

both of us,are citizens of the United states of

America.my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco

in Russia for twenty years before he died in the

year Two Thousand And Three.We were married for ten

years without a child.My Husband died after a

brief illness that lasted for only four days.

When my late husband was alive he deposited

the sum of(7.5 Million Pounds)with a Bank in

Europe Presently,this money is still with the

Bank and the management just wrote me

as the beneficiary that our account has been

DORMANT and if I,as the beneficiary of the

funds,do not re-activate the account;the funds

will be CONFISCATED or I rather issuea letter

of authorization to somebody to receive it on

my behalf (note that you need to activate this

account) as I can not come over. Presently,

I'm in a hospital in Russia where I have been

undergoing treatment for esophageal

cancer I beg you in the name of God to

help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and

collect the Funds from he Bank.i want a

person that is God-fearing who will use

this money to fund churches,I don't need

any telephone communication in this regard

because of my soundless voice and presence

of my husband's relatives around me always.

I don't want them to know about this

development.Please reach me on my

private mail:ritagilbert_42@yahoo.co.uk

 

 

 

 

 

This is the wierdest one I have ever recieved. I guess I'm lucky.

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This is just plain weird...

[RSBro]

 

I am Mrs.Rita Gilbert,the wife of Mr.Sam Gilbert, both of us,are citizens of the United states of America.my husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Russia for twenty years before he died in the year Two Thousand And Three.We were married for ten years without a child.My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of(7.5 Million Pounds)with a Bank in Europe Presently,this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I,as the beneficiary of the funds,do not re-activate the account;the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issuea letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over. Presently, I'm in a hospital in Russia where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from he Bank.i want a person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches,I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.Please reach me on my private mail:ritagilbert_42@yahoo.co.uk This is the wierdest one I have ever recieved. I guess I'm lucky.

 

 

I got this one last week.

[Zamfir]

For now, however, the image splashed on the Internet, television and in newspapers has been of her red-carpet style exit from jail, strutting past the assembled masses in tight jeans and white stiletto heels and slapping hands with sheriff's deputies holding photographers at bay.

[NeonVomit]

serious as a heart attack makes me feel this way no device to measure no words can define i mean what i'm trying to say is how can i express, let alone possess? serious as a heart attack makes me feel this way as the revolution cries "the time is near!" i could feel my bones i could see with my eyes can't avoid it can't agree as the revolution cries "the time is near!" senses loose in knots my logic is my stye can't avoid it must make a stand let's say i got a number that number's fifty thousand that's ten percent of five hundred thousand oh here we are in french indochina executive order congressional decision the working masses are manipulated was this our policy? ten long years not one domino shall fall i don't want to hurt see my position was here i mean as it was, i was so this lead to the downfall of man i can make seconds feel hours i make certain that my head is connected to my body no hope? see, that's what gives me guts big {censored}ing {censored} right now, man on the back of a winged horse through the sky, pearly grey love is leaf-like you and me, baby twinkle, twinkle blah blah blah e t c caught by a camera taken at shutter speed my neck's in a knot (two beads at the end) bolt cutters close, my head rolls again trapped in your snare, voices fly at me snap like a tiger strikes like a snake i feel like a poker in someone's fireplace a word war will set off the keg "my words are war!" should a word have two meanings? what the {censored} for? should words serve the truth? i stand for language i speak the truth i shout for history i am the cesspool for all the {censored} to run down in let the products sell themselves {censored} advertising, commercial psychology psychological methods to sell should be destroyed because of their own blind involvement in their own conditioned minds the unit bonded together morals, ideals, awareness, progress let yourself be heard! the boundary, the border of right and wrong the tariff is self the freedom feeling the criminal the pied piper, the heart and mind nature without man what can be romantic to mike watt? he's only a skeleton his body is a series of points no height, length, or width in his joints he feels life his strongest connection between the yelling and the sleep pain is the toughest riddle he's chalk, he's a dartboard his sex is disease, he's a stop sign list monitors arrive with petition iron-fisted philosophy is your life worth a painting? is this girl vs. boy with different symbols? 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can you call it the big foist? i'm {censored}ing overwhelmed! in the tomb of enoch in the queen's chamber (she lived) guarding the holy cubit god-given accuracy measuring untold prophecies (how she loved) that sacred inch the people will survive in their environment the dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness of our south the injustice of our greed the practice we merit the dirt, scarcity, and the emptiness of our south there, on the beach i could see it in her eyes i only had a corona five cents deposit starting with the affirmation of man i work my way backwards, using cynicism the time monitor, the space measurer i live sweat, but i dream light years i am the tide, the rise and the fall the reality soldier, the horgh child the one and the many, the flame child the time monitor, the space measurer hope we can rely on you not to use shower you're not keeping tub caulked caused both downstairs bath ceilings and walls to be soggy tub has to be properly caulked prior to any showering walls are drenched, both roofer and plumber here had to pay for two service calls water drips from all around kathy's ceiling, my ceiling don't use shower don't use shower and so my soul collapsed into the big guilt wad some big thunder law forces me to eat {censored} and if i was a word, could my letters number 100? more likely coarse and gutteral one syllable, anglo-saxon i'm a victim of fact let's say i loved a girl but the world was wrong and i was forced to march in line finally, i felt like handcuffs machines disregard my pronouns i am defeated i am the cool, damp clay our band could be your life real names'd be proof me and mike watt played for years punk rock changed our lives we learned punk rock in hollywood drove up from pedro we were {censored}ing corndogs we'd go drink and pogo mr. narrator this is bob dylan to me my story could be his songs i'm his soldier child our band is scientist rock but i was e. bloom, richard hell, joe strummer, and john doe me and mike watt, playing guitar soft and understanding eyes of the young moving with abandon atop the green lawns malleable as luck allows faking all the ties forced out in time needs expressions met improvised inventions lost in the way absolute the course which instinct betrays grinding in reversal outdo til done proper naked self solutions surround in brightness be it real blinding and free visceral gems hit pearlesque in plan spark of the instant challenging the time view the observer's plagerizing hands forced-fed sifted tin can turn handle puppet pull toy has it's been 40 years still a hostage new kind of fascist there in west germany a people, a battlefield east and west the lines are drawn how are you to live? the fear of death is so close crimes on our heads are we ignorant and blind afraid to swallow our pride man's law man creates hitler from the grass roots to the u.n. a year, a minute man's setting watches on/off hitlers time dictates order we must be schizo to buy the bull{censored} we're time nazis we strip our tunes we jam econo it makes us stench all these men who work the land should evaluate themselves and make a stand can't they see beyond the rhetoric the lies and promises that don't mean {censored} and all the men who learned to hate them they keep themselves hidden away they keep themselves upon the hill afraid that they'll have to pay for all the crimes upon their head and all the men who learned to hate them just wake up and tug my hair and let me know all the outside of the world and you are there and don't be gentle with me the interruption went small snag in life pothole in the road it's only a detour a minor deterrent that can't unload my examination from a to b there is no cause no cause at all for my hesitation nothing indeed everything that's been the future smashed carbon copy dream pipe down the drain the anxious cast's fighting for next play too late too late for what mistake? no cash in no exchange too late too late how can i make an outline of myself? where's the guidelines? for the profiles? for my country? how do others see me? i'm worried worried but feel guilty the media robs and betrays us no more lies! we are responsible working on the edge losing my self-respect for a man who presides over me the principles of his creed punch in punch out eight hours five day sweat pain and agony on friday i'll get paid this ain't no picnic hey mister going down on me for what i believe i got my bills and the rent i should pitch a tent but our land isn't free so i'll work my youth away in the place of a machine i refuse to be a slave this ain't no picnic clear and dusty day in june (my stoned mind just spilled that line) describing what it's like describing believing that the sum is "yes" looking around at all my comrades (my police-state mind just spilled that line) i want to give names to our bonds i need names to play the game but what makes my heart run? why the thunder in my thighs? my body, my mind the idea of my life seems like a symbol the western hemisphere and all inside we learn who is murdering the innocent they are children playing with guns they are children playing with countries mining harbors, creating contras the games they play the lives they take they bank their money in the country they steal from the innocent a colonial trait that's much too old the banks

 

I got this in an email. I think I gave myself epilepsy by reading it.

[ec437]

Hahahahahha... this thread is farking old!

[Thumper]

Hahahahahha... this thread is farking old!

 

Yet it lives...

 

FW: animalcule shine exsiccate corkwood s...

[venturawest]

what weird timing. i just thought of this thread because yesterday at breakfast some dude was wearing a dive shirt with "PELAGIC" written in huge letters on the back of it. i had no idea it was an actual word, let alone the name of a company:

 

http://www.pelagicgear.com/

[bikehorn]

Take Megadik and enjoy the reflection of your penis in the mirror!

[Thumper]

FW: animalcule shine exsiccate corkwood s...

[jbryant8159]

Wow,

 

Go away for about a year and find this thread STILL on page one?

 

[sheriff Andy Taylor] Pitiful, just pitiful [/sheriff Andy Taylor]

 

Too bad I just wiped out my bulk folder. I'm sure there were some good ones.

 

JB

[bholder]

 

what weird timing. i just thought of this thread because yesterday at breakfast some dude was wearing a dive shirt with "PELAGIC" written in huge letters on the back of it. i had no idea it was an actual word, let alone the name of a company: http://www.pelagicgear.com/

 

 

Bring he duckweed?