Members uz3r Posted November 26, 2008 Members Share Posted November 26, 2008 I {censored}ing barely ever get laid after a show, too busy packing gear, mouthing off and drinking. before I know it, everyone is gone!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinchedharmonic Posted November 26, 2008 Members Share Posted November 26, 2008 One night I had a small gift for him. I told him to meet me out back. He did, and I gave the gift to him. If that "gift" is what I think it is, I think he got what he wanted. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SBF3000 Posted November 27, 2008 Members Share Posted November 27, 2008 Monday night we were @ rehersal and a few ladies came over for a surprise visit. One of them works with the drummer and the rest friends I guess. They came in and I had teh eye sex with them as they walked in/listened to whatever groove we were in the middle of. Other than the eye contact we didn't pay attention to them, we just kept rolling through the songs, working on whatever. Then finally, feeling whatever it is that silly girls feel when they arent the center of attention, one of them walks over to the drummer put her tongue in his ear and then lifted up her shirt. My eyes quickly selected the hottest remaining female and it was pretty much on after that. A few songs later all but 1 (has a gf that lives with him) of the band members were balls deep in sexy bitches doing terrible things to them. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toneforhire Posted November 27, 2008 Members Share Posted November 27, 2008 I ve seen a LOT of "band chicks"..you know the one, goes to every bar the band plays at, worships the band, makes everyone think shes with the band but really isnt...try to hook up with a band member, they are pathetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 Didn't know this thread existed but..... One time my bass player and I took these two girls back to his place from a show. I thought he knew them, he thought I knew them. The next morning both of us asked "so, how long have y'all known _______"and thats when we found out that they were just randoms from the show. Yay. Another is this show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phwtA4vGCDk Someone wanted us to play "It aint no fun (if my homies can't have none)by snoop dogg. We didn't know the song but we didn't let that stop us. Anyway, if you'll notice there is some fairly cute girl in a blue dress dancing at me (I'm the singer) and a .... um.... larger one... on the stage who takes out our drum kit at 2:58 of the video. Anyway, they ended up going home with myself and another nameless member of my band (who took the...um....bigger... one). Well, in the morning I see that my dog has gone through the purse of the smaller one (mine) and I notice one of the things he has removed would be her lone star card. For those of you who don't know what that would be, it is TX's version of food stamps. Well, one person told another person and TO THIS DAY I can't go into that bar without one bartender saying "cash or credit only here, sir. We don't take food stamps". Why were you playing in front of the beer cooler at the local mini-mart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Khatru Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 I've been playing in bands since 1973 and I've got nothing like these stories. I always had a girlfriend whenever I was in a band, but never had any groupies. I'm pretty sure one thing influenced the other. And my wife still likes me after 20+ years (god knows why), so I've never been interested in looking elsewhere. But they are great rock-n-roll stories! Hmmm, perhaps we can start a drug thread. I might be able to share a few stories of that nature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fatcatinahat Posted December 1, 2008 Members Share Posted December 1, 2008 Me and a couple of bandmates where tricked into a "Punk Rock festival" meeting, and locked inside a house, with three of the most ugly annoying and dirty females who have ever walked the earth. They would not let us go until they all got {censored}ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brynnstarr Posted December 19, 2008 Members Share Posted December 19, 2008 Oh man, I have some stories! Where to start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted December 20, 2008 Members Share Posted December 20, 2008 What did you do, go to an erotic story website a do a copy/paste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Austincowbell Posted December 20, 2008 Members Share Posted December 20, 2008 Why were you playing in front of the beer cooler at the local mini-mart? Hahahaha... those are large sliding windows. They open to the sidewalk. Never realized they look like beer coolers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SBF3000 Posted December 21, 2008 Members Share Posted December 21, 2008 Oh man, I have some stories! Where to start? wat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted December 21, 2008 Members Share Posted December 21, 2008 wat? Penthouse forum quote was removed from the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SBF3000 Posted December 21, 2008 Members Share Posted December 21, 2008 Penthouse forum quote was removed from the OP. haha, sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeakerArk Posted December 21, 2008 Members Share Posted December 21, 2008 The following is a true story. . .i swear. . . I was 18, just starting out in my first real giggin' band, playing bars/clubs on a regular basis. We were playing a local tourist trap town, at a hotel lounge/bar. Now, back then, I was much more svelt and hardbodied (years of beer and biscuits-n-gravy have taken their toll). During the last set, I notice a set of extremely hot (read: DAMN HAWT!!!) twins sitting at the bar, seeming to dig what we were doing. I'll leave out the gory details, but suffice it to say that I had twins that night. .. one at a time, mind you (I'm perverse, but not sick). ..as I was kickin' one out of the comp'd room, and pulling the other in, my guitarist is entering his room and spies the twin-swap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted December 22, 2008 Members Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'll leave out the gory details, but suffice it to say that I had twins that night. .. one at a time, mind you (I'm perverse, but not sick). ..as I was kickin' one out of the comp'd room, and pulling the other in, my guitarist is entering his room and spies the twin-swap. What's "sick" about a threesome? Weird distinction you're making there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted December 22, 2008 Members Share Posted December 22, 2008 What's "sick" about a threesome? Weird distinction you're making there. A chance with twins simultaneously is something most guys dream of. It's usually just left to erotic fiction and porn videos, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted December 23, 2008 Members Share Posted December 23, 2008 A chance with twins simultaneously is something most guys dream of. It's usually just left to erotic fiction and porn videos, however. Obviously, but I think that in this case the poster meant "not sick" as is "not depraved beyond the level of 'perverse' ", not "sick" as in "really awesome." I'm just confused by the weird distinction of sleeping with twins sequentially being "awesome" (allegedly within minutes of each other) and sleeping with them together being "sick". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jaff1234 Posted December 23, 2008 Members Share Posted December 23, 2008 Obviously, but I think that in this case the poster meant "not sick" as is "not depraved beyond the level of 'perverse' ", not "sick" as in "really awesome." I'm just confused by the weird distinction of sleeping with twins sequentially being "awesome" (allegedly within minutes of each other) and sleeping with them together being "sick". I thought he meant that sleeping with sisters at the same time is incest and that's what made it gross "sick". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted December 23, 2008 Members Share Posted December 23, 2008 I thought he meant that sleeping with sisters at the same time is incest and that's what made it gross "sick". Yeah, well...he's wrong! That's the part that makes it awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeakerArk Posted December 23, 2008 Members Share Posted December 23, 2008 I completely understand the questioning of my choice of words, but lemme explain. . It wasn't the quantity of chicks in bed that mattered, it was the longevity of the situation. Stretch it out for all its worth. Remember, this was a real life situation, not some Penthouse Forum thing ...they weren't into the "nekkid w/ my sister" aspect of it. Better to please 'em one at at time (if I may be so bold to say) than to disappoint both at the same time. I was perverse enough to have at it, but not sick enough to be delusional about the consequences of pissin' one of 'em off. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted December 23, 2008 Members Share Posted December 23, 2008 I completely understand the questioning of my choice of words, but lemme explain. . It wasn't the quantity of chicks in bed that mattered, it was the longevity of the situation. Stretch it out for all its worth. Remember, this was a real life situation, not some Penthouse Forum thing ...they weren't into the "nekkid w/ my sister" aspect of it. Better to please 'em one at at time (if I may be so bold to say) than to disappoint both at the same time. I was perverse enough to have at it, but not sick enough to be delusional about the consequences of pissin' one of 'em off. . . I would suggest that as opposed to it being a matter of being perverse or not, it was a practical choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted December 23, 2008 Members Share Posted December 23, 2008 Now that makes perfect sense...shoulda told it right the first time! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted January 21, 2009 Members Share Posted January 21, 2009 This isn't really a groupie story, but that last one reminded me of it. We used to play a club in northern Minnesota that had strippers on stage from four or five pm to 9:00 and then had bands play after that. We had to actually set up and mic everything while the girls were dancing on the front part of the stage (there was a runway that was removed before the band started that extended out into what was later the dance floor). One time I was placing the kick drum mic and as I got up I got attacked by the stripper (no, not in a bad way, lol ). She pushed me down and grinded on me. I was ok with that, she was a cute little brunette about five feet tall, nice and tan, very well endowed (natural C cups!) So after she stopped, which was only a minute or two, she give me a wink and said "Back to work!" It was really funny. So we got everything ready and did the gig. (I'm the sound man, btw) After the girls were done, they went and cleaned up and then they hung out back by the sound booth for the rest of the night, We had a lot of fun doing shots and stuff, and they really got into the band and danced a lot. So anyway, this club had an apt above it for housing the band and the strippers. We partied pretty hard that night and I suppose that it was probably around 3 am when I finally hit the sack. I know, thats pretty early, but we played till 1 am and I had worked all day. I was the first one to go to bed. So anyway, I go into the room I was staying in and climb into bed. I was asleep the second my head hit the pillow. A little while later, I was awakened by the realization that I wasn't alone, and in fact someone was under the covers with my dick in their mouth. It turned out to be the little brunette. Damn that was a fun night! Re-reading this thread, but this wasn't at the Saratoga, was it? (wonder what the chances are that AtomicDog1 is still paying attention to this thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ProfessorG2 Posted January 21, 2009 Members Share Posted January 21, 2009 How's this for a groupie story? We finish our 3rd set, I go back to my SUV for a beer and to my surprise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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