fatcatinahat

I once showed up with my guitar at my sisters birthday and this girl started following me when I went to the bathroom and stuff. She ended up in bed with me, and all night we could hear her boyfriend crying from downstairs in the sofa... Everyone at the party was mad at me for her not being able to keep her hands off me. What could I do???? WTF?? I mean, really WTF? Crying on the couch? In front of other people? Dude, there's only two ways to deal with this. Either go upstairs and start kicking the {censored} out of everyone and everything in your way... Or GTFO, leave the slut and get checked ASAP for STD's. How can this guy invent a third option? You should have gone downstairs and slap him: "STFU bitch, I can't hear your girlfriend moaning over your sobbing. Now go make us a sandwich".

Me and a couple of bandmates where tricked into a "Punk Rock festival" meeting, and locked inside a house, with three of the most ugly annoying and dirty females who have ever walked the earth. They would not let us go until they all got {censored}ed.