Didn't know this thread existed but.....
One time my bass player and I took these two girls back to his place from a show. I thought he knew them, he thought I knew them. The next morning both of us asked "so, how long have y'all known _______"and thats when we found out that they were just randoms from the show. Yay.
Another is this show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phwtA4vGCDk
Someone wanted us to play "It aint no fun (if my homies can't have none)by snoop dogg. We didn't know the song but we didn't let that stop us. Anyway, if you'll notice there is some fairly cute girl in a blue dress dancing at me (I'm the singer) and a .... um.... larger one... on the stage who takes out our drum kit at 2:58 of the video. Anyway, they ended up going home with myself and another nameless member of my band (who took the...um....bigger... one). Well, in the morning I see that my dog has gone through the purse of the smaller one (mine) and I notice one of the things he has removed would be her lone star card. For those of you who don't know what that would be, it is TX's version of food stamps. Well, one person told another person and TO THIS DAY I can't go into that bar without one bartender saying "cash or credit only here, sir. We don't take food stamps".