Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? nodo you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? yesDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Yesdo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? yesIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? noDo you find Megan Fox unattractive? yesDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? yesMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? noGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? nobig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yesPolitics -- Left swaying? not reallyVegetarian? noWhat is your favorite artist? don't have oneProponent of campaigns for helping the earth? sureon a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) Blergh Ah, the characteristic hipster. You sport a plaid collared shirt and dark blue jeans and a Thom Yorke-influenced haircut. Also, you twitch your eye 'uncontrollaby' because Thom Yorke does it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 loobs is not a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Eating dinner, I'll finish this up later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 loobs is not a douche. I know, not at all. It's pennance for making my ears cum with his youtube videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? No.do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No.Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No.Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Both are probably in the top 30 at least.Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? To a certain degree, yes. It's mostly her lack of talent/personality that puts me off.Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No.Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No.Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? I have no songs, so no.big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a derivative? Yes, but I don't ever wear them. (Really.)Politics -- Left swaying? I suppose. Vegetarian? No.What is your favorite artist? Visual? I'd have to say David Hockney, Salvador Dali, Max Ernst, or Giorgio de Chirico. Tough call.Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? No.on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 4 I guess. You, good sir, need to get off of the computer and name your penis. Not hipster here. Please run, smoke pot, and read up on 3 pomegranate seeds, and you will be at least a 6. Favorite pedals: Big Muff Pi, Whetstone phaser, OCD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 what is going on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members warioblast Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 2 cups dailydo you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? noDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? nodo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? noIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? noDo you find Megan Fox unattractive? I don't know herDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? I used to call my penis Kojak when I was a kidMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? userGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? nobig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? noPolitics -- Left swaying? I don't give a poo about politics. I'm not on the electoral roll. Vegetarian? noWhat is your favorite artist? Bobbi StarrProponent of campaigns for helping the earth? noon a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Ooh, ooh, me! Flatter my ego with your free time and thoughtful judgement!Good friend, you are a hipster of words. You write poetry and speak as if everything is read as a prose. You most likely wear sweaters and jackets, sip your beverages while re-reading Macbeth for the 6th time, and could walk in and out of a club with a fellow hipster chicks on both sides of ya. Bravo, sir pimp of hipsterland, bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 1. no2. no3. does a squire count-it's a backup guitar.4. no5. no way6. no7. not anymore8. no9. no-lame10. no-lame11. definitley not12. no way13. Van Halen/Blink 182/Sum 41/Goo Goo Dolls14. not really, I recycle cans for money sometimes.on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I don't know, you tell me. I'll tell you, all right. You're a -8. Get out there, listen to Fleet Foxes, and look like Jesus. "Lame" is not a sufficable word for hipsters, you illiterate chum. Squiers suffice as backups, they need to be short scales or teles, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?Politics -- Left swaying?Vegetarian?What is your favorite artist?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively No.No.Carvin?VINTAGE FENDER, GOT MENo.Not UNattractive.No naming.Drugs are for pussies.Greek what?$8 derivative, all the wayLeft curving. POLITICS.No, {censored} that.VU.Sure, earth is {censored}ed.Low teens. Endgame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members driverhasabomb Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Never do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Nope Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Nope do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Vintage Twin head Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? {censored} those bands Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I'm jacking to her right now Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? What? Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? I love it Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Lame big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? What? Politics -- Left swaying? Lame Vegetarian? Yep What is your favorite artist? Yngwie Malmsteen Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Earth sucks on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 2 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Ok, I'll bite... coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? I average about 1 cup/week, so no. do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? Yes. Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? I have a couple of partsocasters that are getting old, but no Airline or Teisco, so no. do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? '69 Bandmaster Reverb in Vibrolux cabinet, '70 Twin Reverb, '73 Bassman Export and Fender Vibratone... if they count, yes. Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? No. Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Megan who? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I don't even name my guitars, so no. Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? No drugs for me, thanks. Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No. big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Only if I want to look stupid... Politics -- Left swaying? Yes (and being leftie and european, I guess that'd be a "hell yeah!" in US terms... ) Vegetarian? No. What is your favorite artist? I'm all over the place - I checked the "last 25 played" in my iTunes, and there were anything from Allison Krauss & Union station to early Toto in there... Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Some, but not as much as I'd like. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) No idea, but I fully expect you to tell me... So...? How hipster am I? And what is a "hipster" anyway? You sir, are quite the intellectual hipster. You find it humorous to watch your fellow hipster buds get wasted/stoned while you stay completely sober. You enjoy birdwatching, breadbaking, and architecture. Ultimately, you'd like to live in a rural area, and you'd like to construct your own treehouse in which you can reside in for the rest of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Nope, usually tea.do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No.Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No.Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Not best ever no.Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Hell no.Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Nah.Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Mostly consume, sometimes pass on a bit.Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? No.big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? I have aviators somewhere, don't really wear them.Politics -- Left swaying? I guess.Vegetarian? No. Love steak.What is your favorite artist? The Beatles.Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I guess.on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 4 You, my good friend, are correct with your assesment of 4. You'd love to climb up the hipster chain, but would feel to douchey to conform in such a lame group of people. Favorite Pedals: Vexter BoR, FF, and BoM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 1 cup do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? no, iphone though Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? i own vintage brand name guitars do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? '76 deluxe reverb is the only one Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? both are loved Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? i don't find her as the hottest evar, but definitely would Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? no Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? quit years ago Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? yes big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yes, but i use them to see Politics -- Left swaying? pretty centrist, lean right fiscally, socially liberal Vegetarian? {censored} no What is your favorite artist? edward hopper or gustav klimpt Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? i'm a lobbyist for a landfill and recycling company on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) maybe a 5 or 6, but becoming less and less so--my hipsterness is pretty much music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?----------------I'm in college so yes do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?---------Yes Mac user all my life (I'm 19) Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?------------no (not yet ) do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?-------------------I own a 1962 Blonde Fender Bandmaster Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?-------Sonic Youth is not the best of all time but a big name for the indie/alternative culture Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?-------------not really just overrated Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?-------------no Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?---------------no Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?---------------no big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?----------yes black and orange dollar store ray bans Politics -- Left swaying?-----------------------Independent but rightwinged Vegetarian? ----------{censored} no I love steak What is your favorite artist? ------------------ Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?------------ I recycle and support the innovation of green technology it can stimulate the economy and make the world better on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)-------------------5-6 out of 10 __________________ 6/10 would be a correct assesment for you. What college do you go to, my friend? A division II would probably suit you best, for you are a conservative, promise ring wearing bamf. Although you are horny, morals > fun to you. Favorite pedals: MXR Micro Amp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GreaserMatt Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale.coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?Politics -- Left swaying?Vegetarian?What is your favorite artist?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Here's mine: You act arrogant although you are quite modest in person, which is surprising for a great guitar player. You are independent minded, open to compromise, and are generally nice unless someone {censored}s with you, then you go ape{censored}. Favorite pedals: anything z. vex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 1. No2. No3. No4. Used to own a vintage Twin but not anymore.5. Sonic Youth, yes. Flaming Lips, definitely not.6. No7. No8. No9. No10. I have some Wayfarer looking sunglasses, not Ray Bans though.11. I guess12. Definitely not13. Stars of the Lid14. Nope15. 4? Not hipster sir, spend more time in starbucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members falseswipe Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale.coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?Politics -- Left swaying?Vegetarian?What is your favorite artist?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoI wishYesNoRadiohead/The Dismemberment Plan/Modest MouseNo6? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee is a vile bean. 1-2 standard black tea's a day. apple is a vile bean. i mean fruit. i mean company. no vintage guitars. vintage fender bandmaster, recently sold a gemini II. yes.. sonic youth. no clue who she is. no, except pets, who get people names. for example.. rory the pug. consume small amounts of marijuana, very VERY regularly. {censored} the greeks, literally! my glasses are normal rimmed. Marxist. No, I love food too much to abstain. all time.. Pink Floyd. right now... Dead Prez. my campaign to help the earth is Marxism. 0 You sir, are independent minded and definitely someone who defies the norm. In that regard, you are 10/10 hipster. The amount of antioxidants you consume daily makes you think that it will help you with your marijuana dealio. Lay off the dope, start heroin. Better high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 1. No2. yes3. Sorta, but not really4. HELL YES5. Not the greatest, but bad ass, yes6. No7. No8. Rarely ever9. Nope10. No11. Both are full of self-important pompous jackasses12.Pretty much13. No real favorites, just appreciate all of them for what they are.14. no15. You tell me? You sir, are quite hipster for a non-coffee drinker. Drink a frappachino, it might sway your opinion, since you are open to all ideas and don't judge people for what they look like. That being said, you look like a hobo and don't give a {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cobalt-60 Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Good friend, you are a hipster of words. You write poetry and speak as if everything is read as a prose. You most likely wear sweaters and jackets, sip your beverages while re-reading Macbeth for the 6th time, and could walk in and out of a club with a fellow hipster chicks on both sides of ya. Bravo, sir pimp of hipsterland, bravo. Sir Pimp of Hipsterland? That's so awesome I think I may have to request it as a title, I'll totally take being a hipster if it also means getting laid. Additionally, I am totally anal about my punctuation and grammar, thank you for noticing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 ok, i'll play. You are not hipster, you'd be more in the normal group. You do a little of everything, although you're mediocre at all things. My suggestion: practice a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? I hate coffee!do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No... I hate macs!Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No.Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Great bands... but I would not consider them the best of all time.Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? I think she's boner-rific!!!Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I don't have any nicknames for Sgt. Slaughter, he wouldn't stand for it... baaahhhzing!!!Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? ConsumeGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Well, gay anal sex isn't a myth, so no.big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? No.Politics -- Left swaying? We don't have politics in Canada!!Vegetarian? No.What is your favorite artist? Don't you mean who?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? The earth will be fine once it gets rid of us!! You're so hipster it's rediculous. At first glance, you seem to be a hata, and many people could judge you for such things, but deep inside, you're hipster. Go outside with your 6 year old twice washed levis and sing a song, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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