Members brandnewzo Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Congrats buddy! You are probably the most hipster person in this thread. You enjoy such television networks as Bravo and Food Network, if you could care to afford cable. One of your relatives was a protestant minister, although after his lessons/teachings, you began to formulate your own beliefs and shape your own opinions. Favorite president: Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Quit coffee 3 weeks ago, never drank much though.do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? No.Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? No.do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? Vox but not vintage.Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Hell no.Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Who?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? No.Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Negative.Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? All of them. (jk no.)big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? Just rayban sunglasses while i drive.Politics -- Left swaying? Yes.Vegetarian? Only when I'm not eating meat.What is your favorite artist? Right now.... Animal CollectiveProponent of campaigns for helping the earth? lol.on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) this is dumb. you, my good man, are a mid-leveled hipster. What this means is you're too old for that type of lifestyle anymore, or you got tired of it. Let's go back to playin' good ol' Police covers like we did in the old days, just with more Dave Knudson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members turnstylepoet Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Is four cups copious?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? NopeDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Yes, I have two Godinsdo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. I am more of a Tele guyIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? They make my top 50Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Sometimes, she looks different from photo to photoDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? nopeMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? nopeGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? nobig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yepPolitics -- Left swaying? depends on the issue. I don't tend to classify myself as either left or right. Vegetarian? yesWhat is your favorite artist? that is a tough one so I'll just tell you who I am listening to the most right now. Its a toss up between Longwave and This Will Destroy You Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? sure, if they are not too extreme. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tubezipper Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 4-5 cups of teado you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? indeed Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? yesdo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? noIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? noDo you find Megan Fox unattractive? kindaDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? noMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? consume sometimesGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? not that i know ofbig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yesPolitics -- Left swaying? {censored} politicsVegetarian? yesWhat is your favorite artist? devendra banhart atmProponent of campaigns for helping the earth? noon a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tape Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale.coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?Politics -- Left swaying?Vegetarian?What is your favorite artist?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) nope, a couple a month, maybenope. I prefer to go the route of affordabilitySG is hardly no-namenopesonic youth >>>>>>>>>>>> flaming lipswho? (googles) she's ok. though looks superficialnopehardly evernope, but carl sagan yesnopeheavily left, apparentlynope, but I make a point to eat bioN/Amy own personal efforts70/10 I'm so hipster that my neighborhood has run out of plaid shirts do I win a cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TravvyBear Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale.coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Do you find Megan Fox unattractive?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?Politics -- Left swaying?Vegetarian?What is your favorite artist?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth?on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 1.) No, but I like it. 2.) Yes, using one right now. (Macbook white)3.) I have a Danelectro.4.) Hot Rod Deluxe (made in the 1990s)5.) Nope.6.) {censored}er has toe thumbs.7.) Big man8.) Used to, a lot actually.9.) {censored} no.10.)Aviators.11.)Middle.12.)I was for 8 months.13.)Dali or Picasso.14.)Yes.15.)7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SharkMinusBear Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 you, my good man, are a mid-leveled hipster. What this means is you're too old for that type of lifestyle anymore, or you got tired of it. Let's go back to playin' good ol' Police covers like we did in the old days, just with more Dave Knudson. Yes! lol. 23 isn't that old though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? Is four cups copious?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? NopeDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Yes, I have two Godinsdo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? No. I am more of a Tele guyIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? They make my top 50Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Sometimes, she looks different from photo to photoDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? nopeMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? nopeGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? nobig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yepPolitics -- Left swaying? depends on the issue. I don't tend to classify myself as either left or right. Vegetarian? yesWhat is your favorite artist? that is a tough one so I'll just tell you who I am listening to the most right now. Its a toss up between Longwave and This Will Destroy You Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? sure, if they are not too extreme. on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 6 You're not hipster at all, although you like to think so. You're a newer generation of 'cool', and I'm sure if you had a favorite color it would be plaid, because you don't give a {censored} about colors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? 4-5 cups of teado you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? indeed Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? yesdo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? noIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? noDo you find Megan Fox unattractive? kindaDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? noMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? consume sometimesGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? not that i know ofbig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? yesPolitics -- Left swaying? {censored} politicsVegetarian? yesWhat is your favorite artist? devendra banhart atmProponent of campaigns for helping the earth? noon a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 5 Like orangesix, you're a nonhygienic hipster. You might have a thin, wiry mustache along with facial hair. Favorite pedals: Fulltone 70, Boss DM-3, Boss OD-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ZoomRmc Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?Marijuana -- consume, sell, both?Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?Politics -- Left swaying?Vegetarian?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? What is your favorite artist? YES (I mean the band)on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 3? Red means NOBlue means YESGray means nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mr benn Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 actually i do own one of these? does this earn me extra points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 1.) No, but I like it. 2.) Yes, using one right now. (Macbook white)3.) I have a Danelectro.4.) Hot Rod Deluxe (made in the 1990s)5.) Nope.6.) {censored}er has toe thumbs.7.) Big man8.) Used to, a lot actually.9.) {censored} no.10.)Aviators.11.)Middle.12.)I was for 8 months.13.)Dali or Picasso.14.)Yes.15.)7 You, my friend, are an obvious virgin, who wants more in life. You will perhaps die early due to heart failures and the person you lose your virginity to with will be impregnated. Hipster? In future days, but for now: virgin. Bands: Beatles, Wiggles, the Virgins. (Ok, probably not, but I had to.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Teranishi Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? nodo you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? noDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? you tell me a $50 bass is a bad ideado you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? epiphone casinoIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? sonic youth yesDo you find Megan Fox unattractive? yesDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? noMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? noGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? ...yesbig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? noPolitics -- Left swaying? noVegetarian? yesWhat is your favorite artist? I like art but don't have a favorite artistProponent of campaigns for helping the earth? yeson a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)7 I would like to direct you to my last.fm thread, it may help in the rating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 What is your favorite artist? YES (I mean the band)on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) 3?Red means NOBlue means YESGray means nothing As warm ups for gigs, you enjoy shredding some Dream Theater. You're in a death metal cover band, obviously not hipster, but you do like classic rock. Your band primarily covers Opeth, Pantera, and Metalcoreish stuff. Hipster scale: 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members therhodeo Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 You, my friend are somewhat of a self hating hipster. In your freetime by yourself, you read the books of French philosphes rousseau and voltaire and like to philosophize. In public, you denounce such accusations, and follow the norm. You've yet to find the truth, in your book. Actually way off. But hey what can you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? nodo you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? noDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? you tell me a $50 bass is a bad ideado you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? epiphone casinoIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? sonic youth yesDo you find Megan Fox unattractive? yesDo you name anything you own, such as your penis? noMarijuana -- consume, sell, both? noGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? ...yesbig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? noPolitics -- Left swaying? noVegetarian? yesWhat is your favorite artist? I like art but don't have a favorite artistProponent of campaigns for helping the earth? yeson a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)7I would like to direct you to my last.fm thread, it may help in the rating You, my good man, are an intellectual hipster. You enjoy sonnets by such poets as Robert Frost and Edgar Allen Poe, although you do appreciate modern, more contemperary poetry, such as E.E. Cummings. Favorite pr0n star: Aurora Snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lou Speed Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 This was in orangesix's thread, but I'm expanding this to a larger scale. coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? tea do you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? lol no Do you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? no do you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? no Is sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? gimme a break Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? don't know him Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? I refer to it as "my junk" at times Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? maybe Greek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? of course not big rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? of course Politics -- Left swaying? nihilist? Vegetarian? obviously What is your favorite artist? Christo Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? I say I'm all for it but I'm pretty much indifferent on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I'd say I'm an 8 but I'd say echod is like a 5 so your scale is flawed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Actually way off. But hey what can you do? you still haven't found your calling, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pewing33ny Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 if i say i'm a 10/10 hipster does that mean i'm not a hipster because i admitted it? and because i'm unique by saying i'm not a hipster does that make me even more hip? i live with a few hipsters and nothing gets them offended than saying that they're hipsters. so i kind of know how it works, but not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MakuseruSukotto Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 Since when is owning Ampeg hipster-ish? 1) Maybe a cup a day.2) No.3) No.4) Yes.5) No.6) Yes.7) Yes. (Other people name said items, that counts, right?)8) No.9) No. (Norse Mythology once, as a joke.)10) No.11) Yes.12) No.13) Mono (Assuming you mean music artist.) Yusuke Nakamura (Assuming you mean visual artist) *All "favorites are subject to change at moments notice14) Not really.15) 5-ish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted October 6, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 You don't seem to be that hipster, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Teranishi Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 hahahaha, this thread rules hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lou Speed Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 You don't seem to be that hipster, do you? I don't know. hence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gremson Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily?2 cups dailydo you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple?I don't even have an ipodDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway?Nopedo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp?Love my SheratonIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion?Don't even listen to 'emDo you find Megan Fox unattractive?Who?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis?My parents named me JacksonMarijuana -- consume, sell, both?NeitherGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs?Negativebig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative?My shades have no framesPolitics -- Left swaying?I's rather watch bad vampire moviesVegetarian?Dju say steak?What is your favorite artist?The BeatlesProponent of campaigns for helping the earth?I do my best to make things better in the long run, and encourage my friends to do the same. But I'm not marching in the parade.on a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively)Four...Cuz it's a nice even number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 coffee -- do you consume copious amounts daily? - No, maybe one or twodo you happen to own a macintosh computer by apple? {censored} yeah, MBPDo you own a guitar that is a vintage no name brand, but you're so badass that you play it anyway? Nodo you own either an epiphone sheraton, a vintage fender, vox, or ampeg amp? NegativeIs sonic youth/flaming lips considered one of the best bands of all time in your opinion? Both great bands, but not of all time. Do hipsters really like Flaming Lips?Do you find Megan Fox unattractive? Who?Do you name anything you own, such as your penis? Not everything, although my penis's name is Steven.Marijuana -- consume, sell, both? Say no to drugsGreek mythology -- incorporated in any of your songs? Lord nobig rimmed glasses -- own any? What about ray bans or a deriviative? NoPolitics -- Left swaying? I guessVegetarian? Not really, I like dove and squirrel meatWhat is your favorite artist? Don't you mean who is your favorite artist?Proponent of campaigns for helping the earth? Only in my sleepon a scale of 1-10 how hipster do you think you are? (one being br00tz, ten being echodeluxe respectively) I'm about as hip as Bill Cosby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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