Members RoboPimp Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Strymon should put all their modelers into one giant, steaming hunk of kit and price it around $2000 for all the smart guys to get on a waiting list for. Options could be: Church/Coffee Shop SettingEndless Washed Out Reverb SwitchADA converters made from diamondsOne FootswitchOptional SCSI footswitches for all other functions additional $500Tap tempo tone controls300VDC power supplyForced hot air heatOil change required every 30 minutes play timeBag of fake dust/dirt to sprinkle on the pedal to simulate gig usageSpeaker simulated line out for PA/laptop only, not intended for tube amp useNo naming presets, no display, no knob labelsOnly 50 manufactured every 6 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 hahahaha. One Footswitch > seventeen second function knobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted August 18, 2011 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 hahahaha. One Footswitch > seventeen second function knobs. there ya go, it's that kind of innovation Strymon strives for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amarr1 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Well, you'd need a favorite switch for an extra preset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Well, you'd need a favorite switch for an extra preset. BRO T1M PUT BLUE LIGHTS IN MY FAVOURITE SWITCH, SHOOT HIM AN EMAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IRG Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 It needs a slot for bacon too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crxsh Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Oh.... haters. I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 then after ripping on it for a year robo could purchase one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iodine74 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I like the SCSI idea. Built in JAZ or 1.44 Superdrive (remember those 120MB floppies?). They could bring back Ibanez's SEDI - Small Electronics Digital Interface so it could plug in to umm... i dunno. ... that being said, after watching some timeline clips yesterday I do want one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members juri Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I think you missed the docking station for the iPad in your feature list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BTBAM Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I thought the Axe FX already did all that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slow_Life Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Oh.... haters. I get it. Come on. I'm not a hater - I love strymon - but some of the OP was pretty damn funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members royal crxsh johnson Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members houseofglass21 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Line 6 beat them to it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ispunk Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 You really think you can power all those digital effects with just a 300 volt power supply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sparkfriction Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 yeah and a edition for street musicans with a slot to insert coins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members woolyh Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Line 6 beat them to it: But tone is in the algorithm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stevemcb Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 All it needs is a dyna comp, big muff, phase 90, electric mistress, rotary and MXR delay models. They would sell by the truckload if they called it the Strymon You Crazy Diamond! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members woolyh Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 All it needs is a dyna comp, big muff, phase 90, electric mistress, rotary and MXR delay models. They would sell by the truckload if they called it the Strymon You Crazy Diamond! Pete Cornish will make you a multi-effects with all that stuff in it for 10k you'll have to provide all the pedals too of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9520575 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Yeah! More strymon threads!! I want strymon to make a tuner. And an eq. And a wah And a pedal board And an amp And a guitar And picks And a capo And a volume pedal And a pog like thing And a car And a strand of weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Inspector 71 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Would the fake dust/dirt be controlable via knob? Would it be 6 position or a standard (but high quality) pot knob? My mid-brain was hijacked by Gibson guitars. Good thing I have my left brain to enjoy these pedals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9520575 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 and a foot sock and a jacket and a ball and a table and a beer and a soft drink and a box of matches and a social network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9520575 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 and a tv and a cellphone and a lampshade and little boots your dog can wear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mhuxtable Posted August 19, 2011 Members Share Posted August 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LSDis4me Posted August 19, 2011 Members Share Posted August 19, 2011 And a strand of weed This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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