fat jokes.

[Exdeath]

Used to be one. Haul them around and treat them all damn day. I think I'm entitled to a quip or two at their expense every once in a while.

 

And anyone who disagrees can go have a clogged artery.

[accenttothefuture]

i have nothing against fat people but whenever i see one, the first thing that comes into my mind is how bad that guy smells. well, most of you might be from a very cold country but in my place where the usual temperature is 37-45+ degree celsius you should have an idea what i'm talking about.

[murch33]

yo mama so fat when i went to stick my dong in her mouth i had to slap her belly and ride the waves in

Everybody knows the proper way to {censored} a fat chick, right? You start flipping the rolls up until you smell {censored}, then you go back one.

[Phil O'Keefe]

If people would just stop being so uptight about things, this wouldn't happen:

I have no problem with protests and freedom of speech, but anyone who would resort to violence over a verbal or visual slight or insult is even worse than the original offender.

[Guest Guest]

But... certain people, especially on this forum, just love being dickheads and insulting people. It's what they do. They have to do it to feel better about themselves. Their self esteem is that bad.

 

 

Who does that?!!?

[echodeluxe]

This is nothing but a flat out lie . You obviously were making fun of people, and I personally don't believe you're sorry 1 iota for insulting fat people. Someone who would be sorry for that wouldn't do what you've done. But Phil comes in here, so you backtrack like a {censored} and try to convince us that your fake remorse is real. Maybe someone in your family will die from an obesity related medical issue. Maybe that'll be funny too, huh? As a former fat person myself, I never minded fat jokes because I KNEW that it was my own choices that made me that way. Eliminate fast food, don't drink a 12 pack every Friday/Saturday, play more tennis and whoosh the weight goes away. Calories in - calories burned = calories out. If it's a positive # you gain weight, if it's negative, you lose weight. It's not rocket science. But... certain people, especially on this forum, just love being dickheads and insulting people. It's what they do. They have to do it to feel better about themselves. Their self esteem is that bad. I feel more sorry for those people than I do for the fat folks, because the fat people can lose weight, but the dickheads will always be dickheads. Remember this famous quote: "Yeah, I may be fat, but you're an asshole. And I can always diet."

yeah, but you were formerly fat AND an asshole. so thats like, a double whammy now isnt it?

[accenttothefuture]

Fat fetishism - Fat fetishists typically find fondling of an overweight person's adipose tissue arousing. They may be aroused by the presence of a pannus or other hanging flaps of skin such as those on the thighs, arms, and back. Fat fetishists who are attracted to overweight men may be aroused by a fat man's larger breasts (a condition referred to in the medical literature as pseudogynecomastia). A male fat fetishist may enjoy inserting his penis between the deep folds of skin on an overweight person's body, and thrusting to orgasm in a practice similar to mammary intercourse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_fetishism

http://www.ehow.com/how_2120818_recognize-chubby-chaser.html

[echodeluxe]

wait a second rushfan. how is it possible that you make a post, and there is actually a smart paragraph in there bookended by complete ignorant bull{censored}?

 

you "personally" think i made this thread to be malicious and insult others, but you pretty much regurgitate a point i already made. wowza.

 

i know you hate me. just stop responding to me. you just look like a {censored}tool. at least i realize some people here dont like me. youre just an ignoramus. realize it man.

 

i dont make fun of or insult anyone to make myself feel better. you know what i do to make myself feel better? play music. eat foods i enjoy. hang out with my friends. listen to awesome music. etc.

 

and no one in my family is obese.

[notjonahbutnoah]

HCFX is crazy.

 

I'm in the "if you can laugh at yourself, you can laught at anyone" camp.

[SonicVI]

"Europe you wil pay. Fantastic 4 are on their way."

[Guest Guest]

 

He's Muslim, bro.

[Army of Darkness]

Fat fetishism - Fat fetishists typically find fondling of an overweight person's adipose tissue arousing. They may be aroused by the presence of a pannus or other hanging flaps of skin such as those on the thighs, arms, and back. Fat fetishists who are attracted to overweight men may be aroused by a fat man's larger breasts (a condition referred to in the medical literature as pseudogynecomastia). A male fat fetishist may enjoy inserting his penis between the deep folds of skin on an overweight person's body, and thrusting to orgasm in a practice similar to mammary intercourse. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_fetishism http://www.ehow.com/how_2120818_recognize-chubby-chaser.html

Fat Fetishist
Chubby Chaser
Fatty-Phile
Lipid Lover
Blubber Lubber
Fat Admirer
Heavy Humper
Big Boner
Tubby Tapper
Blubbernaut
Truffle Shuffler
Adipophiliac
Jiggly Jockey
Fatty Feeder
Porker Stalker

[RUExp?]

This thread got heavy.

[Cassette]

This thread got heavy.

[rushfan]

and no one in my family is obese.

I seriously doubt this, unless you only consider your family to be your mother, father and siblings. Since ~65% of America is overweight or obese, simple odds dictate that UNLESS you have a very small family and no cousins, aunts, etc. that you do indeed have fat relatives who may have health issues related to their weight. I wonder what they'd think of your little joke? Why don't you show them this thread and see what they say?

Or you gonna lie again and say you're not related to any fat people?

[Porkchop Xpress]

Wow. This thread took a weird turn.

 

 

Yo mamma's so fat she had to take a weird turn. :poke:

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the sake of the butthurt, I'm just kidding. I don't know carrier street's mom and I'm sure his/her whole fam is swell. I'm overweight. brb pizza guy at door...

[big_cat]

so Porkchop Xpress isn't just a clever name?

[Matt Howell]

Your momma is so fat we took her to the beach and sold shade.

She is so fat, has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

She is so fat, for a tampon she uses a roll of bounty and a rope.

[fly135]

WebMD tells me about 1% of obesity is caused by medical reasons, the other 99% is caused by poor diet and overeating. And you're capable of spotting that 1% just by looking, right?

They should move to Ethiopia. They've cured it there.

 

Q: What do a moped and a fat chick have in common?

 

A: They're both fun to ride till your friends see you.

[christianatl]

fat people make a bigger splash in the lava

 

 

LAVA BOAT!

[The Glicks]

C'mon E.D. R.F. is winning/pwning.

[Bobby D]

ROCK AND ROLL MACDONALDS!

[YOUTUBE]Cp3Cs3tDuR8[/YOUTUBE]

[big_cat]

C'mon E.D. R.F. is winning/pwning.

[pbone]

This post is not about Rushfan.

[The Glicks]

:lol: