Members EL KABONG Posted February 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 dude gay people think im gay and WONT STOP HITTING ON ME!! even when I tell them im straight. how does this make me a homophobe? what have i done to hurt their gay pride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ambient Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 dude gay people think im gay and WONT STOP HITTING ON ME!! even when I tell them im straight. how does this make me a homophobe? what have i done to hurt their gay pride? Read my post again, it's you language and attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 thread of the year 2011? too soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members less_cunning Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 dude gay people think im gay and WONT STOP HITTING ON ME!! even when I tell them im straight. how does this make me a homophobe? what have i done to hurt their gay pride? this i what i do when i am in this situation it has worked like a charm: 1) ask them if they have AIDS. 2) say you'll sleep w/ them only for an exorbitant amount of money. 3) tell them that they are ugly & you don't sleep w/ ugly people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melx Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 Maybe you're a closet homophobe? I think the guy has issues he doesn't really want to confront. Kabong, don't be ashamed of those thoughts you have when you are alone at night ... a lot of us have had them at some point in our lives. It's only society that's making you think they are devient. .... let it all out brother, we are here for you.... it's only natural to be curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cassette Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 dude gay people think im gay and WONT STOP HITTING ON ME!! even when I tell them im straight. how does this make me a homophobe? what have i done to hurt their gay pride? definitely getting the feeling that El Kabong secretly has some pretty strong homosexual desires but he's trying really really hard to repress them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members gae86 Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 I think the guy has issues he doesn't really want to confront. Kabong, don't be ashamed of those thoughts you have when you are alone at night ... a lot of us have had them at some point in our lives. It's only society that's making you think they are devient. .... let it all out brother, we are here for you.... it's only natural to be curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted February 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 this i what i do when i am in this situation it has worked like a charm:1) ask them if they have AIDS. 2) say you'll sleep w/ them only for an exorbitant amount of money.3) tell them that they are ugly & you don't sleep w/ ugly people. {censored}ing awesome! I think I may get this tattooed on my forearm kinda like Lady Ga Ga. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CicadaSilence Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 dude gay people think im gay and WONT STOP HITTING ON ME!! even when I tell them im straight. how does this make me a homophobe? what have i done to hurt their gay pride? This thread is REALLY awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members echodeluxe Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 KINDA LIKE LADY GAGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted February 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 definitely getting the feeling that El Kabong secretly has some pretty strong homosexual desires but he's trying really really hard to repress them UMM no I turned down $25 grand cash for gay sex. I consider three guys having gay sex in a bathroom stall at WORK in a hospital slightly deviant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lou Speed Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 Post a pic of your flowery guitar. Someone quote this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cassette Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 best thread ever. thanks for the sig quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gae86 Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 IT'S EVEN GETTING BETTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melx Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 UMM no I turned down $25 grand cash for gay sex. in your dreams. ...... either that or you are a sex god with an ass more desirable than J Lo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cassette Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 I HEART THIS THREAD SO MUCH THANK YOU EL KABONGGGG still sort of unsure whether a person like El Kabong could actual exist in this dimension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted February 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 in your dreams. ...... either that or you are a sex god with an ass more desirable than J Lo. well its true but technically I was supposed to be his wife for 25k and yes I do have a nice ass my 23 yo girlfriend tells me so. im 44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cassette Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 well its true but technically I was supposed to be his wife for 25k and yes I do have a nice ass my 23 yo girlfriend tells me so. im 44 OH MAN IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!! dudes got a hot young girlfriend who is like, totally into his bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pewtershmit Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melx Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 OH MAN IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!!dudes got a hot young girlfriend who is like, totally into his bum wait for the punchline ...... it's going to be his cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pewtershmit Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 I've got an Idea! I'll pay you 25k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lou Speed Posted February 11, 2011 Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 This is too much. No way this guy's for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted February 11, 2011 Author Members Share Posted February 11, 2011 now dont you think we should be able to have nice raunchy conversations like this and not be afraid of the ban hammer? wouldnt that be nice? we are all grownups here, arent we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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