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Need a slogan for my pedal company. (Prize involved if I use your suggestion.)


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Don't do a slogan, pal, you're not selling used cars or legal services, you're selling kit pedals from teh internets. Keep it simple, because it's depraved enough and needs a touch of classy.

 

IF HE GETS A SLOGAN I WANT ONE TOO.

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Come rest your weary ears on the sound of hell-fire!

 

For hands that do dishes that feel as soft as your face, mild green Blakemore Fuzzes

 

i'm tired now and i want to go to sleep. no, that's not a slogan suggestion.. i'm actually tired and need to wake up for work in 5 hours. stop reading this statement noooooow! c'mon.. why are you still reading this? your attention will decrease exponentially as you get from about this point, to a little further along, since this sentence starts to trail off and you can see the end of the paragraph is getting closer... closer.... and then it ends.

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Blakemore Effects: why don't you come down to where I work and slap the dick out of my mouth?

 

Blakemore Effects: bits of metal and wire never sounded so good

 

Blakemore Effects: there's a party in our pedals, and you're all invited

 

 

sorry for the first one :lol: only joking

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