Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Vasectomy? Already taken care of I got a vasectomy as soon as I realized I had a good enough career I would never need to sell sperm Baby factory is CLOSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 lol, false sense of security ftw I guess. yep. Keep guessing. Maybe in a few years you will get something right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 This could backfire. I obviously don't know you personally Billy...but I get the vibe that you're not really the sort of guy who knows much or cares about perfume, and she might catch that. Just don't reply with "a really hot co-worker I have who I've probably thought more than twice about banging smells like this, so now I give this gift to you". Never reveal the source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 ah you missed me! how sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members NITROHOLIC Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 get her a plant. bitches love responsibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 Get her a big pink wallbanger sucktioncup dildo like I got mine. Then stick it on her forehead and command her to make unicorn sounds..........srs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 get her a plant. bitches love responsibility its got to be a {censored}ed up, almost dead plant. and then be ready to give it away when she abandons it as it grows healthy and she starts to deprive it of sunlight and water. bitches be crazy, yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slaymoar Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 Get her a big pink wallbanger sucktioncup dildo like I got mine. Then stick it on her forehead and command her to make unicorn sounds. What sounds do unicorns make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Rock Hardness Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 What sounds do unicorns make? Imagine a horse doing Shakespere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 KP: bring back a KP avatar. NAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 12, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 Visualize it bitches. Put 2 and 2 together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chaos2767 Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 Go do a couples message at that Message Envy place then go home and {censored}! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NITROHOLIC Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 i knew a girl in high school, her name was laney and she was a bitch. take that plastic bitch reminder off there you {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 verfcode got me one of the coolest presents ever for xmas and i still havent used it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members gspointer Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 I bought a bunch of cheap metal trinkets and a nice necklace and buried them in the sand by the water. I gave her a metal detector for a present, and took her to the beach to go "hunting". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 12, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 verfcode got me one of the coolest presents ever for xmas and i still havent used it verfcode gave us all a present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 handshake - bitches love handshakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted July 12, 2012 Members Share Posted July 12, 2012 verfcode gave us all a present. oh yes she did srs though, she bought me a flight in a cessna. i take off, fly and get help landing. {censored}ing sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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