Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 It's my gf's birthday, I need to buy her a gift and I have no idea what to give her other than my cock but that's everyday. Doesn't have to be anything expensive. Help me out guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ruppert240 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 1. butt plug2. eat taco bell3. grab camera4. ?????5. youtube6. become internet sensation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 1. butt plug2. eat taco bell3. grab camera4. ?????5. youtube6. become internet sensation well that's helpful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Sexy looking/smelling stuff from Victorias Secretion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SnowStorm Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 inb4/dick in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Hand shake before drinks at the bar, before puking in her lap, before giving her the wood wrapped in a bow as a gift. /thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ~Abstract~ Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 well that's helpful. bitches love internet sensations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goop Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Celestion G12K85. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Mani/Pedi. Bitches always be loving Mani/Pedi. Throw the tip on the gift card for all inclusive win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 spa trip wine concert tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Mani/Pedi. Bitches always be loving Mani/Pedi. Throw the tip on the gift card for all inclusive win She got a mani/pedi yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Get her a big pink wallbanger sucktioncup dildo like I got mine. Then stick it on her forehead and command her to make unicorn sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary666 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 buy her a dieting book and exercise equipment. chicks dig that, srly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 spa tripwineconcert tickets spa trip hmmm that's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Celestion G12K85. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ruppert240 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 well that's helpful. never met a bitch that didn't want to be famous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LoopQuantum Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'm a nerd, and so is my girl... so get ready. 1. Name a star after her: http://www.nameastar.net/2. Wine club membership: http://www.amazingclubs.com/wine.html3. Couples massage. We usually do these on feb14, but whatever. 4. Make her a Mixtape. (CD/playlist/whatever). It still works. Not stuff you think she'd like, but stuff that makes you think of her. 5. Dress up nice/cook or buy fancy takeout/plate it nicely/wait on her.6. Steal her phone, record you playing acoustic and singing video. Wait for her to find it. 7. Vik8. Puppy9. Derby Pie10. AxeFX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 inb4/dick in a box. was coming in here to post this exact thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'm a nerd, and so is my girl... so get ready. 1. Name a star after her: http://www.nameastar.net/ 2. Wine club membership: http://www.amazingclubs.com/wine.html 3. Couples massage. We usually do these on feb14, but whatever. 4. Make her a Mixtape. (CD/playlist/whatever). It still works. Not stuff you think she'd like, but stuff that makes you think of her. 5. Dress up nice/cook or buy fancy takeout/plate it nicely/wait on her. 6. Steal her phone, record you playing acoustic and singing video. Wait for her to find it. 7. Vik 8. Puppy 9. Derby Pie 10. AxeFX some good ideas here ... but 7-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Anywho, for a real response...Chicks dig things that guys "think" about. So buy her something she may have mentioned when she didn't think you were really paying attention. Or get her something that you know she likes, or and experience that you guys could do together. Chicks love romance dude, you know that. Just make her feel special for the day and you can do anything you want to her later that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Yarbicus Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 The spa day is hard to beat. Bitches love the spa. Better yet, make it a double so that she can take a girlfriend; that gives you more time without putting up with her {censored}! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 was coming in here to post this exact thing Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Anywho, for a real response...Chicks dig things that guys "think" about. So buy her something she may have mentioned when she didn't think you were really paying attention. Or get her something that you know she likes, or and experience that you guys could do together. Chicks love romance dude, you know that. Just make her feel special for the day and you can do anything you want to her later that night The problem with this is I really WASN'T paying attention, because I can't think of a single thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Take hold of both of her hands, look her lovingly in her eyes. Give her a smile. Say, "I know it's your birthday, and I wanted to let you know how special you are, and how good your life truly is...how you deserve the best in life, and how you always get the very best. To that end, I want you to just stop and think for just a second here...you are dating Billy. Billy is allowing you to be involved in his life in an intimate way. You can get to Billy's crotch any time you want, and Billy not only doesn't mind this, he encourages it. You are good enough for Billy's crotch, woman. Think about that. THINK ABOUT THAT." That's right. Go third person. Naw, I'm kidding. I was always down with a really nice dinner, personally. It's hard to do much else on short notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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