Members NinjaRaf Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 You KNOW I'd be buying that {censored} from you if you still had it Best Buy my ass! I shop at Raf's, bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 so 7 months is not enough? it's more that it's your first time celebrating her birthday. cameras and gadgets and {censored} just seems like what you go for when you've run out of all the good romantic ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 It's a camera, not the {censored}ing Hope Diamond on a ring.it's not about cost really. it's about "thoughtfulness" which Billy already admitted to not having don't listen to me though, I'm gay. we're sensitive and want to be heard, like women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 it's free Slurpee day at 7-11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Charlie_Sheen Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 get her a backiotomy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Plan to take her shopping to a store she always wanted to go to, dinner and walk on the beach if applicable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 well atleast you wouldnt have to worry about ever getting her a gift again. Was this like a "becasue they'll pop and an accident will occur" type of statement? hahahahaHonest answer - think back to first few dates. Specific music or location or any dumb little thing that reminds you of when you were in that silly/emberassing honeymoon phase with your new girl and bring back things from that. Things that just come off as "thoughtful." Monetary amount doesn't necessarily need to be huge, they just want to think that the thought of getting the perfect gift hadn't left your mind for the last two weeks until you found it.Otherwise, a big ass sack of pennies. Like 1,000 pennies. She can do whatever she wants with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Well I asked one of my co-workers here who is pretty hot herself and she recommended me a perfume. So I went and got that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Well I asked one of my co-workers here who is pretty hot herself and she recommended me a perfume. So I went and got that This could backfire. I obviously don't know you personally Billy...but I get the vibe that you're not really the sort of guy who knows much or cares about perfume, and she might catch that. Just don't reply with "a really hot co-worker I have who I've probably thought more than twice about banging smells like this, so now I give this gift to you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Well I asked one of my co-workers here who is pretty hot herself and she recommended me a perfume. So I went and got that women love things that make them feel pretty/sexy/loved. excellent choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 thats like her buying you a baseball glove or a pair of combat boots- both excellent gifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Brady Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Weight watchers membership. Tell her it'll help her back. If she still blows you after that, you have a keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ruppert240 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 women love things that make them feel pretty/sexy/loved. excellent choice. perfume + pre lubed chincilla shaped dildo, its the only way to go billy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 So, my birthday is tomorrow. What are you getting me? (Please say, "Vomit in your lap"! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ruppert240 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Was this like a "becasue they'll pop and an accident will occur" type of statement? hahahaha no, buying a girl tires for her bday is a one way trip to singlesville man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Miter Gauge Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 perfume + pre lubed chincilla shaped dildo, its the only way to go billy. You disgust me... Never buy pre-lubed, it's hard to clean:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 This could backfire. I obviously don't know you personally Billy...but I get the vibe that you're not really the sort of guy who knows much or cares about perfume, and she might catch that. Just don't reply with "a really hot co-worker I have who I've probably thought more than twice about banging smells like this, so now I give this gift to you". I will tell her I asked the store clerk which one was the BAST and bought it:lol: I don't even know what I bought, to be honest, I asked my co-worker to write it down on a piece of paper, gave the paper to the clerk and walked out with a bag. That's how much I care about perfume Besides, if it backfires REALLY bad, I can always give the perfume to my co-worker and start anew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 This could backfire. I obviously don't know you personally Billy...but I get the vibe that you're not really the sort of guy who knows much or cares about perfume, and she might catch that. Just don't reply with "a really hot co-worker I have who I've probably thought more than twice about banging smells like this, so now I give this gift to you". I will tell her I asked the store clerk which one was the BAST and bought it:lol: I don't even know what I bought, to be honest. I asked my co-worker to write it down on a piece of paper, gave the paper to the clerk and walked out with a bag. That's how much I care about perfume But hey, the box is pink and glittery so it must be good, right? Besides, if it backfires REALLY bad, I can always give the perfume to my co-worker and start anew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mike LX-R Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Besides, if it backfires REALLY bad, I can always give the perfume to my co-worker and start anew I keep asking for the applause emoto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Besides, if it backfires REALLY bad, I can always give the perfume to my co-worker and start anew that's the type of attitude we need around here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 lol waiting until the last minute like a real schmuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted July 11, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 lol waiting until the last minute like a real schmuck meh... gift is purchased, dinner is booked for Saturday and I will get my cock sucked tonight. I am sorry you'd need a month to plan what I can get done in a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VKiller Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 Vasectomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 meh... gift is purchased, dinner is booked for Saturday and I will get my cock sucked tonight. I am sorry you'd need a month to plan what I can get done in a few hours. winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted July 11, 2012 Members Share Posted July 11, 2012 meh... gift is purchased, dinner is booked for Saturday and I will get my cock sucked tonight. I am sorry you'd need a month to plan what I can get done in a few hours. lol, false sense of security ftw I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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