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Damn, Now They've Taken "Hook Up" Out of the Language


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I always liked to use "hook up," thanks to my electrical proclivities. "Hey, wanna hook up at NAMM?" That sort of thing. But now that it means "casual sexual contact between people," I'm being VERY careful not to say "Hey, wanna hook up at Frankfurt?"

 

Too bad, another phrase misappropriated....

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I've been thinking the same thing these past few weeks.

 

"Let's make sure we hook up a few times before our tracking session." Can't say that any more. I even used to say it to my parents. "You guys want to hook up on Saturday?" Not anymore...

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I always liked to use "hook up," thanks to my electrical proclivities.


But now that it means "casual sexual contact between people,"

 

It does!?!? Boy! That explains strange things that have been happening to me lately.:eek:

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What's wrong with you people? You are so non-hip it's amazing your pants don't fall down.

 

"Hooking up" has been the generic term for a physical encounter with the opposite sex since I was in high school, over 20 years ago. The other accepted term was "getting together".

 

"Dude, did you get togeher with that chick last night?"

 

"Yeah, we hooked up."

 

The other thing about "hooking up" is that it's nicely non-descriptive. It could reference anything from a mostly innocent make-out session to some crazy monkey sex scene.

 

"So, you hooked up with Karen last night?"

 

"Nah. Well, kinda. But not really."

 

See?

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What's wrong with you people? You are so non-hip it's amazing your pants don't fall down.


"Hooking up" has been the generic term for a physical encounter with the opposite sex since I was in high school, over 20 years ago. The other accepted term was "getting together".

 

So this wasn't an official edict from on high, telling us that "hooking up" now officially meant "gettin' some"? I thought I read that Oxford just passed it with a slim 48-52 margin...

 

And wow....you just called Craig non-hip. That's not allowed here... :D

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What's wrong with you people? You are so non-hip it's amazing your pants don't fall down.


"Hooking up" has been the generic term for a physical encounter with the opposite sex since I was in high school, over 20 years ago. The other accepted term was "getting together".


"Dude, did you get togeher with that chick last night?"


"Yeah, we hooked up."


The other thing about "hooking up" is that it's nicely non-descriptive. It could reference anything from a mostly innocent make-out session to some crazy monkey sex scene.


"So, you hooked up with Karen last night?"


"Nah. Well, kinda. But not really."


See?

 

Uh...yeah...he's right. I forgot. And yes, my pants are falling down. Thing is, we never actually "hooked up". So we just reappropriated the term for hanging

out gettin' crispy. Teenage wasteland. :eek:

 

I did actually manage to get laid a couple of times, but I didn't think of it as hooking up. I was mostly thinking of those great tips I got from the Forum letters. I guess I was born to forum. :D_~

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It's amazing how people interpret language. I just heard that McDonald's wants to get the entry for "McJob" removed from the current Oxford English Dictionary. They don't like the implication of a low paying job with little future. Imagine that!

 

The only time I used "hook up" in high school was when connecting speakers or antennas. We would occasionally "get lucky" or "get to third base" however.

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I never understood the "bases" concept. First of all, there was never a national standard for what each base was intended to mean, specifically. Third base to one person might have a completely different meaning to another.

 

And second, what could be less sexy than a baseball analogy? Don't they tell guys with certain sexual performance issues to "think about baseball"? This makes no sense.

 

And "getting lucky" bothers me as well. How is luck involved? Do people get laid based on four-leaf clovers or horseshoes or something? And how do I know that I was the lucky one, versus the lady I was with?

 

Damn euphemisms!

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It's amazing how people interpret language. I just heard that McDonald's wants to get the entry for "McJob" removed from the current Oxford English Dictionary. They don't like the implication of a low paying job with little future. Imagine that!

 

 

Next thing you know, McD's will be petitioning them to remove the word "McMansion". Corporations exerting pressure to change the language can set a dangerous precedent.

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