Members ashasha Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 Who can tell the difference between porn stars anyway..they all look the same..Dyed blondes with a gallon of makeup and fake boobs..8 years ago??She might be doing animal porn now..Yeah, they're all shaved and have bleached as..... ermm, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mdintx Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 I doubt it. Shanna Moakler (just looked her up) was playmate of December 2001 which would have occured only a few months after this cover shoot. Her face looks nothing alike and her body is definitely not her. Good try though.This is what I mean the cover model here looks hotter than a Playboy Playmate, yet she managed to go undiscovered besides Guitar World's Buyers Guide 8 years ago..? How about emailing Guitar World? Someone there must know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members axegrinder Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 I think that's the little known Missy Humphucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9ball Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 The petite blonde on left with Jackson Rhoads V Reverse. They never mention who she is in the buyer's guide and I have been trying to find out since 2001. By the time I figure it out she'll probably be 70. Does anyone recognize her?lol- i've still got that issue and always thought that girl was pretty hot too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9ball Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 the ace frehley... well if you even considered buying a guitar that looks like that then you're a clownwhat's so bad about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members headless Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 I know little this "porn" that you speak of, but if memory serves me well, actual adult entertainment actresses didn't start showing-up on the the cover of the buyer's guides until a couple of years after the one you're posted (2001). Before that, I think the models were more of the "Auto Show Model"/"Glamour" uncredited variety.If there is a way of researching "Glamour Models" going back to that date, that might get you an answer on her working name. (if you just put "Glamour Model" into Google, I'm sure you'll get enough to keep you "researching" for a while). Like most things having to do with the "mainstreaming" of Adult Entertainment, it starts with the relatively soft stuff and moves-up (over time) from there. A few years ago, I remember (hearing) there was supposed to be a collaboration between the Muppets and Snoop (Dogg). At the same time Mr. Snoop had a line of branded Adult Videos (I heard) available for purchase (or rental). I'm not saying he acted in them, but it was something like, "Snoop Present, Big Bottomed Ladies of the Hood". (Of course, I have no personal, first hand knowledge of this). I think the folks over at Henson got wind of this, and stopped the collaboration. EDIT: I just ran a Google search for: "resume, model, guitar buyers guide", and came-up with a bunch of models (which I didn't go through). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members roners5 Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 what's so bad about it? the hideous-colored burst on most of them which is an abrupt bright yellow to red with creme colored uncovered pickups- looks like the custom shop threw up on the front. I don't even mind the bolt inlays... the signature is a little cheesy though...then there's the headstock:I mean, seriously- you have to be f- kidding me... looks like a freaking clownNow you might be a kiss fan and buying to collect- that's fine... but that doesn't change the fact that it is gaudy and ugly and dropping like 5k on this monstrosity is :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9ball Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 "Snoop Present, Big Bottomed Ladies of the Hood". lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9ball Posted August 9, 2009 Members Share Posted August 9, 2009 I mean, seriously- you have to be f- kidding me... looks like a freaking clown the only thing that looks half bad to me is the middle pickup. to say someone is a "clown" for wanting it or buying it- makes you look like the clown to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members roners5 Posted August 10, 2009 Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 ok sorry i may have been to harsh- you're not a clown if you buy that guitar...... but you have the taste of a clown and buy pricey clown-like accessories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted August 10, 2009 Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 They look better than the ones in the last few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members adlo76 Posted August 10, 2009 Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 a new level of desperation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walleyealx Posted August 10, 2009 Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 looking for the chick in this magazine wasnt too bad, but wondering who the little girls are on ozzy's album cover?!!?!? WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarcapo Posted August 10, 2009 Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 JC Penny catalog model. i wish i knew her name.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 9ball Posted August 10, 2009 Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 ok sorry i may have been to harsh- you're not a clown if you buy that guitar...... but you have the taste of a clown and buy pricey clown-like accessories. that's a little better. i guess we'll have to compromise lol. (i'd rock the {censored} out of an ace LP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members headless Posted August 10, 2009 Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 JC Penny catalog model. i wish i knew her name.... When I was 12, I loved that catalog. Once, I was in a furniture manufacturing facility (in Los Angeles), that employed many immigrant laborers, all of which (that I heard) spoke Spanish. There were no nude pictures posted around the factory, but pages of the Sears and JC Penny catalog, similar to the one above, where posted on the various wood-working machines. That my friends, is the the American Dream for which so many, have traveled so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted August 10, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 10, 2009 looking for the chick in this magazine wasnt too bad, but wondering who the little girls are on ozzy's album cover?!!?!? WTF Those chicks are probably pushing 30 WTF is your problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted December 27, 2014 Author Members Share Posted December 27, 2014 bumping this thread after seeing there is a 2015 Guitar World Buyer's Guide out now. Still never found out who that chick was, but by this time she's probably washed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grant Harding Posted December 27, 2014 Members Share Posted December 27, 2014 She's probably already put the lotion on her skin for another "fan" by now. Time to let go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Virgman Posted December 27, 2014 Members Share Posted December 27, 2014 bumping this thread after seeing there is a 2015 Guitar World Buyer's Guide out now. Still never found out who that chick was, but by this time she's probably washed up. Post another pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted December 28, 2014 Author Members Share Posted December 28, 2014 Chick on left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Virgman Posted December 28, 2014 Members Share Posted December 28, 2014 Chick on left. Mommy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted December 28, 2014 Author Members Share Posted December 28, 2014 By now she might be grandmommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members *BLEEP* Posted December 28, 2014 Members Share Posted December 28, 2014 Chick on left. Your best bet: Try e-mailing Guitar World magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Danhedonia Posted December 28, 2014 Members Share Posted December 28, 2014 I think you can find 80 girls just like that on any given day at any shopping mall in the 818 area code. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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