Members Ernest Buckley Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 I have no clue why I thought about this tonight while a visit to the restroom but I`ll start... toilet paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Coaster Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 STD lozenges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 I always think a young actress's career is derailed if she is the visible onscreen spokesperson for, say, YAZ. Imagine the ribbing she must get in her daily life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lonotes Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 Preparation H. "Hi. I'm Jennifer Anniston. Are you, like me? One of the millions of hemmorhoid sufferers? Does your ass burn with the rage of a thousand suns? Does it feel like you have a tree growing in it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Bartus Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 "This is [insert name of aging actor or politician]. If you're like me, you might suffer from occasional urine or rectal leakage. That's why I wear Depends, and that's why I'm taking the New Brown Pill, Rectalix." ANNOUNCER: Rectalix is not for everyone, including pregnant women and those people with liver or immune system deficiencies. Side effects may include drymouth, intestinal belching, premature emasculation, diarrhea, gonorrhea, midnight deafness, simulated lobotomy syndrome, sleepwalking, and suicidal tendencies. If you notice mood swings, changes in behavior, an erection lasting longer than four days, or the desire to do bad things to small animals, discontinue use immediately and contact your gastro-enterology-psychotherapist. "Ask your doctor if the New Brown Pill is right for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nerol1st Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 The Jitterbug phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AluminumNeck Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 I have no clue why I thought about this tonight while a visit to the restroom but I`ll start... toilet paper I'd gladly be a spoksperson for toliet paper. As long as the quality is good !I love a good roll of high quality paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members coyote-1 Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 Restasis. Everyone in the world now knows that lady doctor is dryyyy - not exactly a great way to get dates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hush Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 I have no clue why I thought about this tonight while a visit to the restroom but I`ll start... toilet paper Mr. Whipple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Taylor Davis Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 Who would want to be a spokesman for lice medicine? not me for sure, but you will get an itch sometime in your life and it can get very bad very quickly. what a lot of folkes don't know is that plain white vinegar will kill every topical parasite known to man almost on contact. you can wash your hair in vinegar(all your hair) and also spray it on bedclothes to kill any little nasties(and their aigs) there. you can spray it in hats or on clothes or your pillow cases or even in your car seats. . white( or apple cider)vinegar kills 98% of germs so you can also spray it on toilet seats and use it to clean almost anything. it's cheap and it works and it's all natural so it has NO POISONs . when the vinegar smale goes away it leaves a fresh clean scent cause it kills 98% of bacteria too. when I stay in hotels I spray the entire room (including the spread cause they seldom wash the spreads.)and leave for thirty minutes and when I return the room not only smales clean it IS clean. no nasties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AluminumNeck Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 Pay me and demonstrate a good working product. I'll spokesperson for it. Who would want to be a spokesman for lice medicine? not me for sure, but you will get an itch sometime in your life and it can get very bad very quickly. what a lot of folkes don't know is that plain white vinegar will kill every topical parasite known to man almost on contact. you can wash your hair in vinegar(all your hair) and also spray it on bedclothes to kill any little nasties there. you can spray it in hats or on clothes or your pillow cases or even in your car seats. . white( or apple cider)vinegar kills 98% of germs so you can also spray it on toilet seats and use it to clean almost anything. it's cheap and it works. when the vinegar smale goes away it leaves a fresh clean scent. when I stay in hotels I spray the entire room (including the spread cause they seldom wash the spreads.)and leave for thirty minutes and when I return the room not only smales clean it IS clean. no nasties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted January 12, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2010 Swiss Condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marc G Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 I wait for the day Angelina Joile is the spokes person for Vagisil..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 blwBvrFQy-Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted January 12, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 Just for the record, I no longer use TP. Since I`ve had kids, we use baby wipies... much fresher feel. Its all about feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author MikeRivers Posted January 12, 2010 CMS Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 I have no clue why I thought about this tonight while a visit to the restroom but I`ll start... toilet paper Hey, I'll be a spokesperson for the new Charmin Ultra Soft, particularly since I've been staying in cheap hotels this past week. I used to use Charmin Ultra, but now they have Ultra Soft and Ultra Strong and I didn't know which one to buy, so I e-mailed the company. They responded promptly that Ultra Soft was the same as Ultra. It isn't, exactly, but then you can't expect a customer service representative to know EVERYTHING. Anyway, this stuff is fantastic. Both strong and absorbent, because of which I'm using less, clogging up the sewers less, and it lasts longer, too. I'm going (pun intended) on 7 weeks on my first roll of the stuff. It's gonna save me a bundle. I don't think it's the right reflectivity to work well over the front of NS-10 tweeters, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil O'Keefe Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I get heartburn occasionally, but even so, I'd never want to be a spokesperson for http://www.aciphex.com Whoever named that product obviously failed Marketing 101 - come on - ASS-effects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 I think it's safe to say no one would want to be the spokesperson for Valtrex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 Just for the record, I no longer use TP. Since I`ve had kids, we use baby wipies... much fresher feel. Its all about feel. Don't flush them, though. Their degrade period is about 50x longer than toilet paper, and you will be calling a plumber, eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 I get heartburn occasionally, but even so, I'd never want to be a spokesperson for http://www.aciphex.com Whoever named that product obviously failed Marketing 101 - come on - ASS-effects? Just pretend they're saying "ass-effects"...almost an SNL-type parody. TId5izj6cHQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rasputin1963 Posted January 13, 2010 Members Share Posted January 13, 2010 I think it's safe to say no one would want to be the spokesperson for Valtrex. Don't you always feel sorry for the boyfriend/girlfriend of the actor endorsing VALTREX on the commercials? There they are cavorting on the beach in gauzy white linen, or riding bicycles through the countryside..... and you wanna shout out to the boyfriend, "Dude... your girlfriend has a little something she hasn't told you yet.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ernest Buckley Posted January 13, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 13, 2010 Mike, Thanks for sharing that. Who would have thought when you first joined this forum, you would all feel so comfortable eventually to discuss the TP you use? I could only imagine what we`ll talk about in another 5 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted January 13, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 13, 2010 Yeah... that's like the Alec Baldwin Schweaty Balls skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted January 13, 2010 Members Share Posted January 13, 2010 Swiss Condoms. and Swiss cheese rasp toilet paper in the US sold under the brand name Chuck Norris Paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members coyote-1 Posted January 13, 2010 Members Share Posted January 13, 2010 One of my clients used to be Wyckoff Hospital. The guy who answered the phones in the MIS department would pick up and say: "Wackoff Hospital, MyAss." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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