Members mrcrow Posted March 26, 2008 Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 (Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted March 26, 2008 Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 Does this mean I can still leave the toilet seat up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted March 26, 2008 Author Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 Does this mean I can still leave the toilet seat up? yes, and still dribble on the floor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bassgirl9 Posted March 26, 2008 Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 funny. However, Mike is pretty good... he just clenches every muscle in his body when I parallel park. Doesn't say too much, I think he's too scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members James Hart Posted March 26, 2008 Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 I need that seminar!!! you got a link or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 26, 2008 Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 Beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted March 26, 2008 Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 harrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted March 26, 2008 Members Share Posted March 26, 2008 funny. However, Mike is pretty good... he just clenches every muscle in his body when I parallel park. Doesn't say too much, I think he's too scared. My wife is an amazingly frightening parker. She actually doesn't parallel park too often, but when she does that it's pretty smooth. It's pulling into the standard grid parking lot at the mall or the market that makes me clench. It's not that she's bad. She's never hit anything, to my knowledge. She is either extremely lucky or has acceptional knowledge and feel for her big-assed Dodge Durango. She just whips it into a parking spot without slowing down! Scares the crap out of me. She's actually started slowing down just to make me feel better, but she really doesn't need to. She's that accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WynnD Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Everyone should be putting the TOILET LID down! Keeps the dogs from drinking toilet water. (Or the cats from falling in.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 Everyone should be putting the TOILET LID down! Keeps the dogs from drinking toilet water. (Or the cats from falling in.) Or squirrels from getting out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted March 27, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 Everyone should be putting the TOILET LID down! Keeps the dogs from drinking toilet water. (Or the cats from falling in.) And that would be bad, because.....????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AntiStuff Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 I'll start putting the toilet seat down when women have to register for the draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted March 27, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 I'll start putting the toilet seat down when women have to register for the draft. I'll put the seat down for them, when they put the seat up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 I'll put the seat down for them, when they put the seat up for me. I tried that argument once. It didn't end well for me. They always complain about falling in in the dark. Umm... how about look first? Or feel the back of the basin to see if it's up. Or turn the light on. Don't want your night sensitive eyes to be hurt when you go in the middle of the night? Yet you expect me to turn them on so I don't miss the bowl when I do. Aren't double standards fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 If a man says something in the forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toolbar Posted March 27, 2008 Members Share Posted March 27, 2008 I always leave the seat down, but mrs. toolbar gets mad when my aim ain't too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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