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Originally Posted by Bonoman Man, what happened? HCBF is dead! I haven't been here in a while, I know, but I'm dumbfounded at finding the TK thread on the first page of the forum when nobody has even posted on it in a week!!! WTF people? Also, not one single thread on Osama bin Laden? Seriously? What's going on around here? I'm extremely disappointed... HCBF is now run by loser nazi's who don't allow parody or off-topic threads.

4 string, jazz pickups, red paint, fender knock-off, thumb rest...

Just when Thrusty and I were starting to become forum whore troll buddies. Who else am I going to act a fool with at 2am?! Then again I quit drinking last week, so I guess I prolly won't be up that late anymore anyways.

Ok that's kinda funny.

I got stared at during lunch. Little kids are the best though because they don't care or know any better, so I gawk right back at them. Adults avoid eye contact

penis

Originally Posted by Giddry Confession: I am a HUGE Pittsburgh Pirates fan. I'm watching the first game of the season (which I've been pumped for since pitchers and catchers reported MONTHS ago) and I'm about to cry...we had a 5 run lead and they tied it with only ONE legit hit... *sob* Get outta here you dirty steeler fan!

It was icy last night and on the way out to my car I flew up and fell flat on my back. Now I can't turn left or bend over. And my jaw got knocked out of place.

Originally Posted by boogiebassbill thank god I have had most of my teeth knocked out Why does that not surprise me?

Originally Posted by chunky-b So what's stopping you? Not that I am offering to be recipient of said gesture... Still looking for someone to partake in some man-lovin with me

God sometimes I just get this strange, uncontainable urge to kiss a man. I CANT HELP MYSELF

no u

Roawr!

It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, the neighborhood...

Animals are awesome. I am starving, what to have for lunch? hmm hmm.... Fuddruckers... could go to the deli... could eat some ...'s .... perfect pita maybe... KABOBS mmm that sounds good. Or maybe I'll just heat up the hotpockets in the freezer.

SO TIRED.

WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AND FREE BASSES AT?

I got FOUR tickets today. Jesus christ.

I wish I would get nailed...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who spent way too much money at a bar, went home alone, and puked last night...

Originally Posted by Perfessor Spring has arrived! I said that the other day... THEN IT SNOWED ALL NIGHT!!!!!