Members Bonoman Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Today feels like a Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by Bonoman Today feels like a Monday. Yeah, kinda does. It's only one day removed from Monday so that's part of the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 "Go" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by oldivor sick +1 Between the mold and the smokers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by 82Daion +1 Between the mold and the smokers... there's just something going around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 It is impossible to lick your elbow or stick your elbow in your ear. Almost everyone who reads this post will end up trying to lick their elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by ModmanQ6 It is impossible to lick your elbow or stick your elbow in your ear. Almost everyone who reads this post will end up trying to lick their elbow. I didn't ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. Bastage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by ModmanQ6 Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. Bastage!! I don't beleieve in abortion, but.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by niomosy Yeah, kinda does. It's only one day removed from Monday so that's part of the problem. Judging from my schedule I think I'm in the middle of a week of Mondays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 A pregnant goldfish is called a twerp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by Bonoman Judging from my schedule I think I'm in the middle of a week of Mondays. bbboooo I know how you feel though. My worse days are Wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted October 3, 2006 Members Share Posted October 3, 2006 Originally posted by Bonoman Judging from my schedule I think I'm in the middle of a week of Mondays. My schedule doesn't look too bad tomorrow. Idiots kept bugging me all around the time I was going to go to the gym so I missed that I may end up leaving early just to go to the gym for a bit before going home as I can't afford to miss a workout if possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 I'm having a Widmer Broken Halo IPA right now. Yummmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 My life's in jeopardy Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be I ain't been home since Friday night And now my wife is coming after me Give me police protection Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one Give me a bodyguard A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive All I did was have a bit too much to drink And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law And now I ain't got time to think Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me Won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman And that's enough to send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money But I'll still be alive And I'm oh so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time so I can get to run some more She's comin'! She's comin'! I love this song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 Finally!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yubetyerboots Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 Originally posted by Perfessor Finally!!! finally moring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ModmanQ6 Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Also, the powder on the bark of a quaking aspen tree works as a mosquito repellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 didnt know that...got bites to prove i am an asshole though...and a few large bills for anti-malaria treatments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted October 4, 2006 Members Share Posted October 4, 2006 Ahhhh, this is such a good song! I am the beat of your pulse The computer word made flesh We are one you and i We are versions of the same When you can see what i feel Don't turn your back on me Or you might find that your dreams Are only program cards Your mind is open for me Open for intake of all propaganda Your eyes see now what to see My eyes see only the programs you give me I'll teach you to laugh and to cry They're really the same you'll see All of the why's in your life Are under my control Feed me more lines I will try to tell you all i can Before the light you must know what lies Behind my screams I can't tell you all i know Am i the son that you've always been wanting There's more to me than what shows Are you my father The one that was promised Hush now, i'll give all you need to know And pre-live your dreams for you You're a good boy Freedom belongs only to those Without video screens For eyes and mouth You have no voice To be heard my son No one can hear when you're Screaming in digital I'm not your slave You can't control my emotions No father, please let me keep learning Can't you see i'm human Can't you tell I'm not your slave Oh father no Please don't keep me from dreaming Oh can't someone hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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