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POST YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME THAT'S NOT AS GOOD AS MINE.


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Dude...I LOL'd ( I hate using that phrase by the way) at this story. {censored}ing EPIC and funny on so many levels.

I work in a fancy dress store, the hours and customers over halloween are {censored}ing awful, the manager's an arsehole and on halloween day we're supposed to dress up.


I get in in the morning after being there till midnight the previous night cleaning up and my supervisor reminds me of this, I run around trying to find something half decent on the shelves before we open and then on the shelves I see one Nazi SS officer uniform.


So I put it on. I spend about half the day serving customers in my Nazi uniform and get away with it until mid afternoon when the manager shows up and goes nuts. My supervisors came to my defence on the basis of that a black guy wearing a poorly fit gestapo outfit was too silly to be really offensive, I'd sold more than a few, and he chooses the stock so why the {censored} did we even sell this thing anyway and he eventually relented. I took it off anyway though becasue it wasnt worth the hassle and is the kind of joke thats only sorta funny when you're not allowed to do it.


Anyway though, the point of this story is that on my break I went a few streets over to the supermarket on my lunch break, still dressed as a nazi, I'm walking through the aisles and I look up and catch eyes with another black guy in the supermarket doing his shopping dressed as captain america.

 

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YOU ATE ITS BRAINS


Budget Ron Swanson:

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Fantastic costume. Should've grown a real stache though :cop:

 

For the party we didn't go to because my wife was sick I had a Wooderson from Dazed and Confused costume ready to go. Last night I was just white trash - still have a mustache, drinking high life, wearing a Pontiac Firebird logo tshirt, sitting next to the Camaro in the garage, passing out candy.

 

The best/worst part is that it was all unintentional.

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I work in a fancy dress store, the hours and customers over halloween are {censored}ing awful, the manager's an arsehole and on halloween day we're supposed to dress up.


I get in in the morning after being there till midnight the previous night cleaning up and my supervisor reminds me of this, I run around trying to find something half decent on the shelves before we open and then on the shelves I see one Nazi SS officer uniform.


So I put it on. I spend about half the day serving customers in my Nazi uniform and get away with it until mid afternoon when the manager shows up and goes nuts. My supervisors came to my defence on the basis of that a black guy wearing a poorly fit gestapo outfit was too silly to be really offensive, I'd sold more than a few, and he chooses the stock so why the {censored} did we even sell this thing anyway and he eventually relented. I took it off anyway though becasue it wasnt worth the hassle and is the kind of joke thats only sorta funny when you're not allowed to do it.


Anyway though, the point of this story is that on my break I went a few streets over to the supermarket on my lunch break, still dressed as a nazi, I'm walking through the aisles and I look up and catch eyes with another black guy in the supermarket doing his shopping dressed as captain america.



rofl :lol: :lol: :thu:

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can't believe you posted that pewt. i'm proud in a way.

 

 

no shame. the worse I look the better I pull off the lulz.

 

As bad as it looks, I'm actually quite in awe with how much better the tummy looks. Add 85 pounds to that {censored}ing gut.

 

Please also bear in mind that some of the rolls and asymmetry are created by my many scars from being a very sick kid.

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no shame. the worse I look the better I pull off the lulz.


As bad as it looks, I'm actually quite in awe with how much better the tummy looks. Add 85 pounds to that {censored}ing gut.


Please also bear in mind that some of the rolls and asymmetry are created by my many scars from being a very sick kid
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sorry to hear that Pewt. you've done well to lose that much weight :thu:

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