Members Zappa74 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Yeah, once while on vacation in hawaii. Parents went out for lunch or something and I stayed in the hotel room. Came across some women's exercise program on the local tv and decided I needed to clean my pipes. This was back when I was a rookie so I decided to use the complimentary hand lotion in the hotel room. Anyways, the parents ended up coming back waaaaay sooner than they predicted. Of course. Good news though...I was able to get my pants up well before they entered the main room of the hotel room. I did however have an open bottle of lotion sitting right in plain view ontop of the night stand. My mom walked over to the lotion, noticed it was half empty and said "what are you, drinkin this stuff?" I ignored her, scooted off the bed, doing my best to hide my raging boner and then scurried off to the bathroom where I composed myself. I look back and I just shake my head. So many rookie mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I've never been caught, but I had a friend that caught his college roommate like every single week at the same time. I guess the kid just could NOT seem to figure out my buddy's class schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members houseofglass21 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 The singer in my band wondered where the vegetable oil went from the cupboard when he wanted to cook something. Found it in his roommates bathroom in the shower stall next to the shampoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B.S.Jansen Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I caught the guitarist in my band once. I was with my Sri Lankan friend and all we did was laugh at him and ask him if he was having fun pulling his goalie. Also, this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aristotle Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 The singer in my band wondered where the vegetable oil went from the cupboard when he wanted to cook something. Found it in his roommates bathroom in the shower stall next to the shampoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B.S.Jansen Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 The singer in my band wondered where the vegetable oil went from the cupboard when he wanted to cook something. Found it in his roommates bathroom in the shower stall next to the shampoo. Sorry what? Vegetable oil? Is he going to deep fry his dick or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted January 9, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Nice and crispy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheCardiacKid Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 The singer in my band wondered where the vegetable oil went from the cupboard when he wanted to cook something. Found it in his roommates bathroom in the shower stall next to the shampoo. Haha used to love the veggie oil back in middle school...I was smart though and only took it when it was almost empty. Gotta be sly. Also my dad found a stash of materials one time...I was pretty embarrassed but luckily he wasn't too lame about it. LOL at teenage sexual angst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted January 9, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 You guys seriously used veggie oil, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I got caught a few times but not masturbating. First time I ever got caught was when me and my girlfriend skipped school one day. We were going at it on the floor of the living room when all of a sudden the door opens and the exterminator walks in and begins spraying. We stop and look at him and it was a good 10 seconds before he saw us. He just put his head down and left without saying a word. Then I continued to bomb her with my meat missle. 2nd time was when me and my friend had a girl in his bedroom. She was going down on me and he was behind her fingering her and his mom walked in. I felt so embarrassed when she and I left and had to walk by his mom. My buddy and that girl are dating now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheCardiacKid Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 You guys seriously used veggie oil, lol Dude at 12-13 years old I pretty much think anything slippery and non toxic was fair game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vinnies Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 not caught doing it, but caught prepping for the doing. i had the oil out, a towel for the cleanup and the inspirational materials, and my buddy walked in. he still laughs at me, 20 years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zappa74 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Hahaha conky..classy girl. That is great. Once when I was living at home, my girlfriend and I were having some particularly loud intercourse. It was so loud that we moved to the floor because my bed sounded like was shaking like in the Exorcist. Anyways, my old man came home the next day and pulled me aside. He said "your mother heard things last night. I did not hear anything but she wanted me to tell you no more overnight guests from now on". I nodde and posted up up for a high five which my dad reluctantly hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Dude at 12-13 years old I pretty much think anything slippery and non toxic was fair game I used Icy Hot once. only once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CodeMonk Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 ?? You aren't that far off. Although the "Literature" was different. This was in 1975 though. Nothing in your picture existed back then. Except the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THAT4301 Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 some of your parents sound like godamn puritans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheCardiacKid Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I used Icy Hot once.only once. Damn bro you probably thought you were in for a toasty hog slide with a geyser ending but instead you set your {censored} on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Damn bro you probably thought you were in for a toasty hog slide with a geyser ending but instead you set your {censored} on fire Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 never been caught white-handed had many a close call but always managed to close the web browser, hide it away, and pretend like everything was normal. lived with family, a roommate, and housemates over the years - i'm just level 99 sneak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 pulling your goalie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted January 9, 2012 Author Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Level 99 jerk off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Goldenglove Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Never got caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iamthearm Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Dude at 12-13 years old I pretty much think anything slippery and non toxic was fair game this. i {censored}ed up and tried to use toothpaste when i was 11, i still remember the minty fresh pain and the long shameful shower afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheCardiacKid Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 this. i {censored}ed up and tried to use toothpaste when i was 11, i still remember the minty fresh pain and the long shameful shower afterwards. AHAHAHA Toothpaste? AHAHAHA Although I remember back in h.s. it was all the rage to get a bj with a breathmint. Tingly goodness. Except altoids were too strong...iirc Certs actually left sparkles on your cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted January 9, 2012 Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 AHAHAHAToothpaste? AHAHAHAAlthough I remember back in h.s. it was all the rage to get a bj with a breathmint. Tingly goodness. Except altoids were too strong...iirc Certs actually left sparkles on your cock make her rinse with Listerine right before - and after i guess if she wants. but its DAMN good. every forumite with a gf/wife TRY THIS ASAP :phil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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