Members t-rey Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 No one should sign that guitar. It makes me sad. John 5 is one hell of a player, but he definitely doesn't deserve to write on that guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tedmich Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 its a friggin acoustic -1 its a Gibson -1 its old as {censored} -1 + (John) 5 = +2 WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members big_cat Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 I was just at norm's on saturday. such amazing stuff in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members starmansam Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 real tortoise pick guard, real signature from some some shock rock guy, yup that guitar has everything I want now. also that dude sounded like: every time he said the word guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 geeze you guys sound like a sewing circle... just slap a local bumper sticker over the sig if you hate it and keep playing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LSDis4me Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 John should have had better sense and declined to sign it if he thought it was such a great guitar. [video=youtube;C4MBSoId6_I] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 ^ tha {censored} happened there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 This is how you dominate your bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 the best i could tell is that mickey mouse kicked a clown and the clown tried to get all david v goliath on his mouse ass one time real quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tedmich Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 are you whiners going to help with the "Yngwie Classic Guitar Rescue Posse" heading for Florida?rEvRDC-mGmg a class D musical celeb like John5 can buy and sell you 10 times over; deal with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 John 5 is good no doubt, but that is a shame what he did to that guitar. At least he put it in a spot that will wear away though, I have a Tele signed by Grace Potter that was clear coated with poly so that aint coming off. At least shes hot. John 5 looks more odd when he dresses normal. this is cool[video=youtube;NerNLHswJ9c] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 This is how you dominate your bitches. he was all until he realised you don't hit your boss if you want to keep getting that paycheque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RadioSilence Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 are you whiners going to help with the "Yngwie Classic Guitar Rescue Posse" heading for Florida? Who wants Yngwie's guitars? he's mutilated the necks on all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Turd Furgison Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 Who wants Yngwie's guitars? he's mutilated the necks on all of them. mutilated seems like an awfully strong word, it isn't like he circumcised little girls. i mean they are fenders, you can replace the necks pretty easily. however those glasses are ridiculous, and he should be hit with rocks like that nickelback guy every time he wears them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 he was all until he realised you don't hit your master if you want to be able to achieve orgasm for the next year or so Marlin keeps em on a tight leash...if you know what I am saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members frenchji Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 No one should sign that guitar. It makes me sad. John 5 is one hell of a player, but he definitely doesn't deserve to write on that guitar. This.. it's like.. I don't care who you are.. don't sign the freakin' guitar. I wouldn't even care if jimi hendrix was brought back from the dead (although that signature would probably up the value of the guitar) I still don't want anyone signing my guitars!!!!!!! Sorta off topic.. but don't you like on craigslist when someone is selling an epiphone signed by nicklback and they want like $2000 for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Urinate Forever Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 That's probably why John plays for Zombie now. I doubt Rob Zombie would kick his band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sonda01 Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 john 5 is a decent player.just in the wrong band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members k tone Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 a class D musical celeb like John5 can buy and sell you 10 times over; deal with it! Malmsteen is such a douche. I have seen this video and in it he says he thought of scalloping the neck after a scalloped 17th century lute came into the luthier's store that he was working in. Do you think maybe he lifted the idea from Ritchie Blackmore (as well as the majority of his neo-classical riffage sctick)? Dude can rock a pirate shirt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Beasleyboy Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 Eh, who gives a shit? Not like I would ever buy that guitar anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WeStartToDrift Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 Because nothing says vintage 1918 acoustic guitar like John 5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bradino Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 i was all antsy sitting here thinking he was gonna drop it or something. signing it tho? whyyyyyy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToneWickerMan Posted February 8, 2012 Members Share Posted February 8, 2012 John 5 also played on a David Lee Roth album in the early 90's. I have seen Manson live around 10 times back in "the day" and John 5 always kicked serious ass. I love everything that guy has released... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cobalt-60 Posted February 9, 2012 Members Share Posted February 9, 2012 he made it big when he joined marilyn manson (1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members butterknucket Posted February 9, 2012 Author Members Share Posted February 9, 2012 I remember seeing a Les Paul signed by all the members of Cinderella. I think it sat in the store for a LONG time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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