Members AimmarCair Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 I wish I was old and irrelevant like ropo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Hiwatt Bob Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 velveeta makes the best grilled cheeses. fact. Agree. Also velveeta slices > velveeta brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 GUBMENT CHEESE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 velveeta makes the best grilled cheeses. fact. The best grilled cheese I ever had was made for me by the poet laureate of Connecticut. I dunno what it was exactly, but it was great and it wasn't no {censored}ing velveta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 The best grilled cheese I ever had was made for me by the poet laureate of Connecticut. I dunno what it was exactly, but it was great and it wasn't no {censored}ing velveta. Lol. Poet laureate of Connecticut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Lol. Poet laureate of Connecticut. She's a very nice lady, ok? Also a good poet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 She's a very nice lady, ok?Also a good poet. And she makes top notch grilled-cheeses WITHOUT using velveeta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 And she makes top notch grilled-cheeses WITHOUT using velveeta. Exactly. Little known fact. I am an award-winning poet/fiction writer/composer. I am not an award-winning cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 What awards have you won? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Gratz I just ate vulva. Cummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AimmarCair Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 aim chat time I missed this. Soz hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 What awards have you won? Collins Prize for Poetry (for inventing a new poetic form)Long River Writing Award for the Short Story "Our Savior in the Year 2000"Blue Ridge Blood Festival Best Original Soundtrack for "They Walk" (Indie Horror fest. Won for zombie music.)etc. etc. etc. Hey I never said they were well-known awards but hell, at least some of them pay out. There are more but I'm too much of a pompous ass to disclose them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 What was the new poetic form? Iambic diameter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members V Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 What was the new poetic form? Iambic diameter? Circuited lines (they were in a kind of ten syllable line). Alright so the requirement is that every line must form two different sentences upon the first and second reading of the line. So, your meter is sentence-based rather than line-based and each sentence (as written) ends somewhere in the middle of a line. What happens is each line can be read infinitely or as many times as you like in a loop before moving onto the next line which can also be read the same way, etc, etc, until you get to the last line which must loop back to the first line. It's a difficult way to write but very useful if you're doing a poem about, say, OCD or other neuroses. My poem was about someone with compulsions related to the number five. It's unusual because there aren't really any other enjambment-based metrical structures. They are usually line, syllable, or rhyme-based. I've also come up with a number of other forms for other purposes. Another good neurosis.schizophrenic one is almega in which each line must either be one word or begin and end with the same word. It's something you don't necessarily pick up on when you hear it aloud at first but it tends to impart a really sort of seemingly disorganized style of speaking and encourages forays into word salad. Besides that I also did the haikube which is a rubiks cube that has a symmetrical haiku on each side 131313131 so you can move the squares and create new haiku as you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hiwatt Bob Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 Circuited lines (they were in a kind of ten syllable line).Alright so the requirement is that every line must form two different sentences upon the first and second reading of the line. So, your meter is sentence-based rather than line-based and each sentence (as written) ends somewhere in the middle of a line. What happens is each line can be read infinitely or as many times as you like in a loop before moving onto the next line which can also be read the same way, etc, etc, until you get to the last line which must loop back to the first line.It's a difficult way to write but very useful if you're doing a poem about, say, OCD or other neuroses.My poem was about someone with compulsions related to the number five.It's unusual because there aren't really any other enjambment-based metrical structures. They are usually line, syllable, or rhyme-based.I've also come up with a number of other forms for other purposes. Another good neurosis.schizophrenic one is almega in which each line must either be one word or begin and end with the same word. It's something you don't necessarily pick up on when you hear it aloud at first but it tends to impart a really sort of seemingly disorganized style of speaking and encourages forays into word salad.Besides that I also did the haikube which is a rubiks cube that has a symmetrical haiku on each side131313131so you can move the squares and create new haiku as you like. Interesting. Mind posting an example of either form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 its actually really good on burgers. for some reason i prefer american cheese/ velveeta on burgers but for everything else i like real cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 croque madame ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duckling Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 jesus. never had it, but the word velveeta makes me wanna puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboPimp Posted July 5, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 take everything you love about cheese, put it into a beaker and mix with industrial chemicals until you get a lovely pudding consistency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OnWingsOfLead Posted July 5, 2012 Members Share Posted July 5, 2012 And that is the beauty of velveeta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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