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How Do You Like Your Women?


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Some of these may be a bit much for some of you....

I like my woman how I like my dogs, willing to lick peanut butter off of anything.

I like my women like I like my whiskey... Without a penis.

I like my women like I like my microwave... Cool on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

I like my women like I like my underwear, changed every few months.

I like my women like I like my golf scores, lows 80s with a handicap.

I like my women how I like my pamphlets... Passed out.

I like my woman how I like my socks... warm and often wrapped around my penis.

I like my women like I like my bowling balls... 3 holes and no mouth.

I like my women like I like my wine... 20 years old and locked up in the basement.

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It's funny I actually posed this question to a few coworkers a few weeks ago, and was kinda surprised that I was the only one that had any real preferences.

 

 

it's because women are women. there's no point on being picky. blonde, redhead, thin, whatever. it doesn't matter. your preferences fail you every time if you are actually confronted by a wonderful person.

 

SIKE HUGE TITS

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Lulz! It is kinda a loaded question and can be taken multiple ways, I took it more as 'what catches your attention'...which is how I posed it to the guys - 2 of the 3 of them are single and getting frustrated with dating or trying to date.

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