Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 MY LITTLE CAT, ECHO, LIKES WATCHING BIG CAT DIARY ON ANIMAL PLANET: SURPRISINGLY HUMAN. OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS SHES SEEMED TO STALK AND ATTACK OUR OLDER, LESS SUPPLE CAT, PC. I FEEL ITS A DIRECT RESULT OF BEING EXPOSED TO THE VIOLENT CATS ON BIG CAT DIARIES. THEY ROUTINELY STALK, KILL, AND EAT ALL KINDS OF AFRICAN ANIMALS IN AFRICA AND LAUGH ABOUT IT. I DONT CARE FOR THIS. SHOULD I SPRAY HER WITH A WATER BOTTLE, SNAP LOUDLY AT HER, ETC. OR JUST STAY LOOSEY GOOSEY WITH IT? *PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THERE IS A GREAT LEVEL OF DISPERITY IN HOW SUPPLE EACH CAT IS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goodhonk Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 no one here believes that you have a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reauchambeau Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 cats>dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted November 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 THE OLDER CAT GREW UP ON THE STREET SO SHES PROBALBY SEEN A LOT OF {censored} AND IS JUST TRYING TO PUT HER LIFE BACK TOGETHER AND MAKE AMENDS. A HOTBLOODED YOUNG JUNGLE CAT, FRESH FROM THE SPCA, IS THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD SHE NEEDED. JUST WHEN THINGS WERE STARTING TO TURN AROUND FOR HER...IS THERE SUCH THING AS CAT TRANQUILIZERS? MAYBE BURN SOME LAVENDER AND HOLD IT PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO HER FACE TO CALM HER DOWN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ItchyFingers Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 I recently heard of some friends of friends having a home inspection. They have 5 dogs, mostly scary, beat up looking pitbull rescues. They fed the dogs Benadryl so they'd be all relaxed during the inspection. Apparently it worked. Maybe Echo just needs some li'l pink downers to make her less pitbull-attack-cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members renula Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 DOGS FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ItchyFingers Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 Thanks ren! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members big_cat Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 woolyh post your own cat pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members guitardustin Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 YOUR CATS SOUND UNCIVILIZED. MINE WEARS A TIE. HE'S CLASSY AS ALL GET OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToonHollow Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 oh i thought you knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members macadood Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 Originally Posted by Snufkino woolyh's cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members evets618 Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 Originally Posted by goodhonk no one here believes that you have a cat. ... or have a broken caps lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members eti Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 Don't be giving your cat drugs.Have them watch this instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted November 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 SORRY ETI BUT UNLESS ITS CATS MAULING {censored}, ECHOS NOT INTO TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lefort_1 Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 bitd my daughter's cat, Otis, lived with me and Madison the Wonder Corgi for a year in my post-divorce apartment,Otis always had a penchant for death...he is the St Patrick of Wilsonville Oregon, having wiped out the entire population of garter snakes. Anyway..Otis' favorite pasttime was sitting in front of the TV and watching turkey-hunting shows on The Outdoor Channel... when a turkey was showed he'd do the typical cat-thing: the stuttery meow-bah that so many cats do. And when the turkey's feathers would explode in a hail of 12 guage birdshot, he'd jump straight up in the air and run around the room, bouncing off things and did a bizarre cat-howl.We called the show "Things Die". Otis loved "Things Die" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 My calico Maggie will watch TV even if it isn't other cats. She just likes seeing things move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snufkino Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 Originally Posted by macadood woolyh's cat? Woolyh's cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jerry_L Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 Try this: Animals' Apawthecary Tranquility Herbal Blend An herbal remedy that provides a balanced combination of three calming nerve tonics for anxiety and stress management: Valerian, Skullcap, and Oatstraw http://www.onlynaturalpet.com/products/Animals-Apawthecary-Tranquility-Herbal-Blend/148007.aspx Give some to your cat, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zappa74 Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 BEST WAY TO FIX THE CAPS LOCK IS TO THROW YOUR COMPUTER IN THE TRASH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted November 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 bitd my daughter's cat, Otis, lived with me and Madison the Wonder Corgi for a year in my post-divorce apartment,Otis always had a penchant for death...he is the St Patrick of Wilsonville Oregon, having wiped out the entire population of garter snakes. Anyway..Otis' favorite pasttime was sitting in front of the TV and watching turkey-hunting shows on The Outdoor Channel... when a turkey was showed he'd do the typical cat-thing: the stuttery meow-bah that so many cats do. And when the turkey's feathers would explode in a hail of 12 guage birdshot, he'd jump straight up in the air and run around the room, bouncing off things and did a bizarre cat-howl.We called the show "Things Die". Otis loved "Things Die" !!! THIS DUDE GETS IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted November 16, 2012 Author Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 BEST WAY TO FIX THE CAPS LOCK IS TO THROW YOUR COMPUTER IN THE TRASH NO, YOUR COMPUTER IS TRASH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PKTrono Posted November 16, 2012 Members Share Posted November 16, 2012 if you wrote a book i would read it. but it would have to be in all caps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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