Members Herald of Light Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 I'm not exaggerating at all. I just had the urge to piss a ton, and as I was spewing forth my unneeded liquid load in a manly manner, I wondered why in the world this was happening, and furthermore, why I smelled coffee in the air. I then realized that approximately two hours prior to said event, I had chugged one of these weird thingers someone gave me. Tr0O grim kvlt story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tsunamijesus Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 ooooo so THATS why my piss always smells like piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RJofGreatness Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 did you taste it to see if it was coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Herald of Light Posted January 10, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 did you taste it to see if it was coffee? Only with my nostrilly orificii. Yet more great failz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sex Panther Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 Only with my nostrilly orificii. Yet more great failz. Threads about pee pee or poop....especially if steaming or having a certain smell are never teh failz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Parah Salin Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 that stuff gave me such a huge caffeine headache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Herald of Light Posted January 10, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 That's just the super AIDS, honey. Don't feel bad. It's a gift. And one that keeps on giving, might I add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RJofGreatness Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 most monster drinks make me have to {censored} really bad. i usually drink two if i havent pooped in a day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Herald of Light Posted January 10, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 Are you some sort of doctor? Do you accept medicare? What about small beads of deer poop, rolled up into one big, giant, huge, long, hard bead of deer poop? And it's true point to point, hand made! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 yeah, well i drank some water and now it burns when i pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JoshuaLogan Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 yuo guyz aer teh highgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted January 10, 2008 Members Share Posted January 10, 2008 Try drinking a Venti black coffee with an added shot from Yuppiebucks. S'good for the soul, and you'll piss strong coffee aroma for a good two or three pisses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wyatt69 Posted November 19, 2019 Members Share Posted November 19, 2019 hello, I understand this is 11 years later; however, the same exact thing just happened to me. I thought that maybe I was having a stroke. Luckily I was able to find closure with our shared experience. Thank you so much for your work in the java monster field- a concerned fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Warhorse Posted December 27, 2019 Members Share Posted December 27, 2019 Just today my piss smelled just like tuna, I was like wtf? Then I remembered I took a fish oil pill this morning. Thankfully I didn't eat a bunch of asparagus with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grant Harding Posted December 29, 2019 Members Share Posted December 29, 2019 So if Bear Grills eats asparagus, drinks his pee, then pees again does it taste like asparagus again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted December 29, 2019 Members Share Posted December 29, 2019 Pee only smells if you leave it lying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheForkWigger Posted December 30, 2019 Members Share Posted December 30, 2019 Some late period amp forum goodness... I like when I eat Cocoa Puffs and my pee smells like cocoa puffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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