Members newmaxnew Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Best oral I ever had was from a pretty large woman. Maybe they just try harder. Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Craggin Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 you guys are novice. ive nailed some repulsive seacows when i was drunk. i wouldnt drive one to 7-11 sober, but many times i rolled into a bar near closing time after a night with the guys or an unsuccessful date and the first pig that would look twice was getting whatever sick {censored} i could think of done to her. preferably in my truck so i could get her out of my way quickly. never buy one a drink though, someone may bring that up later...always regretted it the next day, and it took that bar off my map for a few months in case anyone saw me slip out with a fatty. i used to travel across the country 3 out of 4 weeks a month, that was fat girl paradise. we worked late hours and always popped in the hotel bar at the end of the night and pounded drinks quickly before last call and id snag a fatty sometimes if we were drinking shots and there was nothing better on the menu. Damn. That's what I call keepin' it real. I don't even know you, yet somehow I feel the urge to buy you a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 The whole room fell silentThe girls all paused with gleeTurned left, turned rightAll they lookin at meBut I was lookin at themThere, there on the dance floorNow they got me in the middleFeelin like a man whoreSpecially the big girlBig girls need love tooNo discrimination dis worldSo keep your hands off my cheeksLet me study how u ride the beat (Ya big freak) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnurp Posted January 25, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Well, this might go in the confession thread but my best buddy and I double teamed a girl some of you might consider fat. She's round but firm with bouncy big boobs - not saggy at all. Smart and cute too. He snuck in the back door while she was on top riding me. She LOVED it. I'd do it again in a minute. thats what i call a bonding experience. You guys will be friends for life and in 30 years you can still chuckle about how u guys crossed swords whilst doing a behemoth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Syn Harvest Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Best oral I ever had was from a pretty large woman. Maybe they just try harder.Max They do try harder i have been around some fat girls that were tryin hard with me, but i wasnt drunk enough though i have made out with them sometimes when im drunk never gone all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WakeTheDead Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Iv'e never gone Hoggin... Never will! My friend is addicted to BBW's though... he's already married 4 of them each over 500 lbs... HE IS A SICK BASTARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Introspectre Posted January 25, 2008 Members Share Posted January 25, 2008 Too skinny is just as bad as too fat. A little chub can be sexy as hell. All out fat is just disgusting and unhealthy, though. I don't like the on-the-verge-of-having-a-stroke look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 Iv'e never gone Hoggin... Never will! My friend is addicted to BBW's though... he's already married 4 of them each over 500 lbs... HE IS A SICK BASTARD! 500!? Jesus christ I didn't know they made em that big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerEvil Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 i think i have an explanation for thisfat girls need love too.they just have to pay for it. giggidy giggidy giggidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott K Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 Oh word??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lndianScout Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 fat girls are like mopeds, fun to ride till you friends see ya doin it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members corbind Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 To each his own. Not my cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GodBlessTexas Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 thats what i call a bonding experience. You guys will be friends for life and in 30 years you can still chuckle about how u guys crossed swords whilst doing a behemoth. I LOL'd so loud my wife wanted to know what I was reading. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members favata5 Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 some of them larger ladies can suck the chrome off a 57 Chevy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jeracuda Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 Never been there, never done it, don't think I want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 Fat girls = NOOOOOO!!!!!! A sure fire sign of homosexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 You mean like this?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WakeTheDead Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'd rather just beat off to a Sears catalog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members this is paul Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 I'd rather just beat off to a Sears catalog! Ahahahahaah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members willhaven Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 some of them larger ladies can suck the chrome off a 57 Chevy!! Why do fat girls give the best head? Because they're HUNGRY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sudds Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 Why do fat girls give the best head? Because they're HUNGRY. Next time I get a gobble off a fat bird I'm gonna be scared in case she's going to chomp my cock off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cavemanic Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 I came (no pun intended) close once but I have a {censored}ing pretty good track record I was on the piss hardcore , I threw up twice(!) that night after slammin shots....this wilderbeast came and grabbed me...wouldn't let me go ended up back at her place but a buddy called me (same one that got me {censored}ed up) and was in a fight and {censored} was going down ....I bailed to help him.... he saved my pride whats even funnier was two playboy mates of mine DID hit it when she was maybe in a bit better shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGareth Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 some of them larger ladies can suck the chrome off a 57 Chevy!! :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fwdftw Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 yea id say 180 would be my max.. haha aint nothin wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shredbadtone Posted January 26, 2008 Members Share Posted January 26, 2008 I like my women looking healthy. Too fat is nasty, like when your hands really sink in, thats no good. I don't mind alittle bit, hell i got alittle bit myself. I'm 6'3 about 200 pounds. Too skinny is just the same, I don't my hands running up and down her ribs like i am playing the xylaphone or some {censored}, thats nasty, plus I am not really into chicken legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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