Members mcr23 Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 Wanna hear a werid story, Brossuf? So I pulled into the Shell station this morning because I needed gas and the dealership said to use Shell '93 only so there I went. As I was gassing up this hippie-looking guy comes up to me and asks how the car does on gas. I explain that the sticker said 17/24 but that the car has three engine maps and that the advertised rating was probably for the economy setting, which no one uses, and that I probably only get 8-10 miles to the gallon in "Sport #" if I drive in boost. He immediately starts yelling at me and telling me that I am a bad steward of the planet and part of our dependence on burning hydrocarbons. I thanked him and promptly gave him the finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MadKeithV Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 I thanked him and promptly gave him the finger. Should have told him "but I'm okay with it if you want to push me all the way to where I want to go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 They had teams of people out in london last year about working out carbon footprint. I told him drove a V6 LandRover, flew twice a week, burned coal fires in my mansion and my second car was a toyota prius that will spend its life in the garage because I can use it as a tax break under the guise of an offset. I've never seen someone get so riled up in all my life. It's all a big {censored}ing con anyway, and what's more perfect than gangs of hippies buying into the big lie and shouting at people who work for a living! Perfect. Nazism through enviromentalism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NixerX Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 Being environmentally responsible is another good idea ravaged by extremists. You should have told him your working on an engine that runs on the blood of babies, animals, impoverished 3rd world citizens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members C-Dawg Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 You should have told him: "If you do not walk away right now, I can make it look like an accident." with a dead-{censored}ing-serious look on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members C-Dawg Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 DP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted October 7, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 You should have told him your working on an engine that runs on the blood of babies, animals, impoverished 3rd world citizens That sounds glorious :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 Oh, why don't you point out your bumper sticker that says "I {censored} kids" Of course, it's just that the sticker is dirty and really says "I {censored}ing hate kids" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 This is why I always keep a loaded super-soaker in the bed of my truck. Damn dirty hippies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted October 7, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 Oh, why don't you point out your bumper sticker that says "I {censored} kids" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Boltino Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 They had teams of people out in london last year about working out carbon footprint. I told him drove a V6 LandRover, flew twice a week, burned coal fires in my mansion and my second car was a toyota prius that will spend its life in the garage because I can use it as a tax break under the guise of an offset. I've never seen someone get so riled up in all my life. It's all a big {censored}ing con anyway, and what's more perfect than gangs of hippies buying into the big lie and shouting at people who work for a living! Perfect. Nazism through enviromentalism! I this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 The {censored}ing Toyota Prius actually leaves a larger carbon footprint over its lifetime than a Hummer due to all the nasty {censored} involved in making its batteries. It should be legal to run over anyone who smells like B.O. and patchoulli! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BustedTube Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 Being environmentally responsible is another good idea ravaged by extremists.You should have told him your working on an engine that runs on the blood of babies, animals, impoverished 3rd world citizens Bingo!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maltomario Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 cool story brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thefyn Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 Activists shouting at people are annoying. But you seem to enjoy spending more money than you need to on gas so while people like you exist, it only fuels the need for annoying hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 lol.... well what is more concerning... the fact you drive a car, or the fact you {censored}ing hate kids but the bumper sticker is slightly dirty and obscuring some of the wording? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted October 7, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 lol.... well what is more concerning... the fact you drive a car, or the fact you {censored}ing hate kids but the bumper sticker is slightly dirty and obscuring some of the wording? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members abecon5 Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 cool story, Brossuf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 2 rounds center mass = no more problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members yourguitarhero Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 ^ man's got a point. Everyone loves getting boners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mcr23 Posted October 7, 2009 Author Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 cool story, Brossuf He just didn't appreciate the white, like us. "Hay! Your car guzzles gas! :mad:" "But it's white! :love:" "It still guzzles gas! :poke:" "But it's white! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 I woulda' farted on him, and said "Trust me....what my vehicle puts out is the least of your worries now!" (I always try to 'keep one in the chamber' for situations like this) Either that....or I woulda' asked him if he'd sell me some weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kidbs Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 BTW what are you driving that gets such {censored}ty gas mileage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 remove gas nozzle from caraim at hippie???????profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gary Cohn Posted October 7, 2009 Members Share Posted October 7, 2009 Lol {censored}ing hippies. Did you tell him his prius is worse for the environment than an h2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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