Members Lucius Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 So, I was just "dropping the kids off at the pool" when I hear some dude walk into the next stall, take a piss and leave.... He didn't wash his hands . It takes all of 30 secs to stop the spread of your dick skin and other harmful germs. Cheers, Lucius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I would have been like, "HEY ASSHOLE, WASH YOUR HANDS." He would have said "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS COCK BAG." I'd reply "Cheers, Lucius" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chakosh Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Dude don't get me started. One of my wife's friends I still won't shake hands with 'cuz he's not a washer either. The worst is traveling to Korea. Motherf**kers be walkin' around in surgical masks because people are scared of H1N1 but they won't wash their hands after they take a dump (no soap/paper towels in the bathrooms in most public places). Give me a f**kin' break, you dirty f**kin' b@stiges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jaytee123 Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I wipe my ass with my hands and wash it off with my piss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members abecon5 Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I would have been like,"HEY ASSHOLE, WASH YOUR HANDS."He would have said "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS COCK BAG."I'd reply "Cheers, Lucius" Roflcopter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EdgeOfDarkness Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Maybe he was going to lunch and wants the tastiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 So, I was just "dropping the kids off at the pool" when I hear some dude walk into the next stall, take a piss and leave.... He didn't wash his hands . It takes all of 30 secs to stop the spread of your dick skin and other harmful germs. Cheers, Lucius There's a pool in the bathroom? Ewwwwwwwwww. Cheers, Izzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jubb Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 People are so disgusting sometimes. I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NinjaRaf Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 This thread {censored}ing delivers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 At risk of being crucified: I do not wash my hands after taking a piss. My reasoning? All I'm touching is the front of my pants, nothing else. Sometimes I do wash my hands after a piss if someone else is in the restroom, just so I don't get that look. Also: When the need arises, I am willing to piss outside as well. No sinks next to the bushes. Different story for when I {censored}, but pissing is a nonchalant practice for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HELSTRUME Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I worked with this weirdo that refused to wash his hands, after anything. And he wondered why he was always sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EdgeOfDarkness Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Whatever piss breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 LUCIUS, Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chrisjd Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 At risk of being crucified: I do not wash my hands after taking a piss. My reasoning? All I'm touching is the front of my pants, nothing else. Sometimes I do wash my hands after a piss if someone else is in the restroom, just so I don't get that look. Also: When the need arises, I am willing to piss outside as well. No sinks next to the bushes. Different story for when I {censored}, but pissing is a nonchalant practice for me I am with you, if I am at home and I piss, I usually don't wash. Anything else, and I am scrubbing my hands with soap and hot water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conaghy Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 ibtb C,L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thurston Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I would have been like, "HEY ASSHOLE, WASH YOUR HANDS." He would have said "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS COCK BAG." I'd reply "Cheers, Lucius" :lol: {censored}ing- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 All you're touching is the front of your pants???? Don't you hold it to direct the stream? You must be one of those responsible for the piss all over the floor. I hate that {censored}. I already know which direction the stream is going to go due to my vast previous experience with urinating. And I'm usually pissing at a urinal, standing close enough so that my odds of hitting porcelain is high. All other aiming can be directed without touching skin.Add to the fact that I flush by kicking the handle Just curious; Do you guys run to a sink every time you scratch your balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Reminds me of the line from Dodgeball, "Whatever you do, just wash your hands." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SG-DAWG Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 All you're touching is the front of your pants???? Don't you hold it to direct the stream? You must be one of those responsible for the piss all over the floor. I hate that {censored}. If i remember right he said in another thread that he is black,so he probably doesnt have to hold it its probably in the water.edit; before anyone gets pissed its just a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thurston Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I already know which direction the stream is going to go due to my vast previous experience with urinating. And I'm usually pissing at a urinal, standing close enough so that my odds of hitting porcelain is high. All other aiming can be directed without touching skin. Add to the fact that I flush by kicking the handle Just curious; Do you guys run to a sink every time you scratch your balls? How do you put your dick back in your pants without touching it? Or do you have a vagina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imgooley Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 How do you put your dick back in your pants without touching it? Or do you have a vagina? I don't wear cowboy pants? It's not {censored}ing rocket science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drunkinminer Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Exactly why whenever I eat at a resturant, or go anywherewhere there's a public bathroom I always use the towelI dried my hands with to open the door.I never touch anything in the bathroom after I washmy hands. People are {censored}ing gross. As a chef I have to wash my hands all the time. One day I was in the washroom and while I was washing my hands a guy comes out of the stall and goes to leave. I said to him how would you feel if I didn't wash my hands. The guy turned white because I called him on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrainChild Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 Dude don't get me started. One of my wife's friends I still won't shake hands with 'cuz he's not a washer either.The worst is traveling to Korea. Motherf**kers be walkin' around in surgical masks because people are scared of H1N1 but they won't wash their hands after they take a dump (no soap/paper towels in the bathrooms in most public places). Give me a f**kin' break, you dirty f**kin' b@stiges! You think Korea is bad? Go visit India. There will be 2 or 3 guys peeing off the bridge into the river that they get their water from and they definitely won't be washing their hands anytime soon. To the OP, are you sure it was a man? Maybe "it" was just squatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TornadoOfSouls Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 How do you put your dick back in your pants without touching it? Or do you have a vagina? Wat. It's so easy unless you're wearing pampers. I pull down my boxers by the elastic waist band and I scoop my cock and balls in one felt swoop when I finish pissing. I still wash my hands though, cause I have to shake my penis like it was Michael J. Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thurston Posted October 30, 2009 Members Share Posted October 30, 2009 I don't wear cowboy pants?It's not {censored}ing rocket science. I have no idea what that means:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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