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"Hi, I eat 21k calories a day and I want to weigh a freakin TON"


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Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

 

Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.

 

Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.

 

 

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Once you get things bouncing you can just ease back and the momentum will last a couple of hour or so. Plus, when you hit them doggy style the stomach fat weight pulls the vajayjay closed and squeezes your splooge shooter so tight that its hard to last more than a minute or two. Of course she will want it in her mouth as they want all the calorie intake they can get.

 

 

 

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Man you guys keep {censored}ing around, and all I can think of is how bad it must suck for her poor kids to constantly be berated by their peers for something beyond their control, and how scared they must be that they'll lose their mother, who it appears is their only parent. {censored}ing people and their {censored}ed up {censored}, she's so wrapped up in her little war with the world she doesn't realize it's those who love her and need a real parent that will pay. {censored}ing world is so full of sadness sometimes, it sucks to have a developed sense of empathy.

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Too bad she has to be related to that thing. Otherwise, you might be able to have a long term relationship with her. But unfortunately, family events and reunions do come up, and that tub of Crisco would probably be there.

 

 

I'd be more concerned about taking on 2 kids that just watched their mother eat herself to death. Too much baggage. DNW

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I've been with comparatively large women. It's not as complicated as you'd think, actually. It all kinda shifts and moves for ya'.


Feels like one giant titty {censored}...I recommend it
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I don't know what's worse: chubby chasers, people who are into {censored} porn, or people into bestiality. It's all on the same level I guess.

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I was going to have a midnight snack but saw this thread and decided I'd rather eat my dick to admonish the possibility of ever getting raped by Miss Guntalicious.

 

 

If most men could swallow their own dick they wouldn't ever leave the house.

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