Members DeadNight Warrior Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I'd hit it... ....seriously.... ..no joke... ...I would. I'm pretty sure that even if you could find the right hole, you'd still need a 7ft long dick just to be able to reach past the fat to get it in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I'm pretty sure that even if you could find the right hole, you'd still need a 7ft long dick just to be able to reach past the fat to get it in there. I've been with comparatively large women. It's not as complicated as you'd think, actually. It all kinda shifts and moves for ya'. Feels like one giant titty {censored}...I recommend it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I've been with comparatively large women. It's not as complicated as you'd think, actually. It all kinda shifts and moves for ya'. Feels like one giant titty {censored}...I recommend it I feel sad and angry, and like I need to shower with a scouring pad and bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I've been with comparatively large women. It's not as complicated as you'd think, actually. It all kinda shifts and moves for ya'. Feels like one giant titty {censored}...I recommend it *backs out of thread slowly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brick Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I feel sad and angry, and like I need to shower with a scouring pad and bleach. That was way more detail than I ever needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 *backs out of thread slowly* You've been having to do this a lot lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 mother {censored}ing piece of mother {censored}ing {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 I've been with comparatively large women. It's not as complicated as you'd think, actually. It all kinda shifts and moves for ya'. Feels like one giant titty {censored}...I recommend it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 That was way more detail than I ever needed Pretty much all that's missing is how it feels when your balls slap up against the equivalent of a cooking oil-covered garbage bag filled with cottage cheese and crisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Pretty much all that's missing is how it feels when your balls slap up against the equivalent of a cooking oil-covered garbage bag filled with cottage cheese and crisco.Why the {censored} did I open this thread again?! {censored} you! *runs out crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Pretty much all that's missing is how it feels when your balls slap up against the equivalent of a cooking oil-covered garbage bag filled with cottage cheese and crisco. Well... there goes my lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rampage Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Well... there goes my lunch. To a chick you are trying to fatten up so that you can live the dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 To a chick you are trying to fatten up so that you can live the dream? Srsly, my mouth, I just threw up in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 Srsly, my mouth, I just threw up in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted August 17, 2011 Members Share Posted August 17, 2011 This thread exceeds my daily allowance of gross.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Robson780 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 God DAMMIT. Now I have to know this piece of {censored} exists. Wrecked my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalguy Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 But in all seriousness guys seriously. Her sister is pretty hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Valtiel Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 But in all seriousness guys seriously. Her sister is pretty hot. Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 But in all seriousness guys seriously. Her sister is pretty hot. Too bad she has to be related to that thing. Otherwise, you might be able to have a long term relationship with her. But unfortunately, family events and reunions do come up, and that tub of Crisco would probably be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 But in all seriousness guys seriously. Her sister is pretty hot. Do not ask her sister if she has a sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Do not ask her sister if she has a sister. Then you'd broach on a touchy subject about what happened to the third sister... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bumhucker Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 LOL Louis CK. Truth. God I love that show.... most underrated show on TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members cap'n'crunch Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I've been with comparatively large women. It's not as complicated as you'd think, actually. It all kinda shifts and moves for ya'. Feels like one giant titty {censored}...I recommend it Once you get things bouncing you can just ease back and the momentum will last a couple of hour or so. Plus, when you hit them doggy style the stomach fat weight pulls the vajayjay closed and squeezes your splooge shooter so tight that its hard to last more than a minute or two. Of course she will want it in her mouth as they want all the calorie intake they can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 18, 2011 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Too bad she has to be related to that thing. Otherwise, you might be able to have a long term relationship with her. But unfortunately, family events and reunions do come up, and that tub of Crisco would probably be there. {censored}in LOL!!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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