Members ShaneV2 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members isvoid Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 ... in the distance hardtail is heard furiously fapping, droolage pooling on his belly ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals. Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals. Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 {censored} man, her hooves. I'm gonna be sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Nasty cun+. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 +10 for the sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TravM Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Once you get things bouncing you can just ease back and the momentum will last a couple of hour or so. Plus, when you hit them doggy style the stomach fat weight pulls the vajayjay closed and squeezes your splooge shooter so tight that its hard to last more than a minute or two. Of course she will want it in her mouth as they want all the calorie intake they can get. Question from page one answered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitar_face Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 ugh, I can't keep a disgusted expression off my face while in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deadbeat Son Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 That's one hell of a FUP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OverDriven Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 That's one hell of a FUP. The crazy thing is that you could {censored} literally any body part. Even her forehead has enough fat to gather it into a small pouch and pound away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Man you guys keep {censored}ing around, and all I can think of is how bad it must suck for her poor kids to constantly be berated by their peers for something beyond their control, and how scared they must be that they'll lose their mother, who it appears is their only parent. {censored}ing people and their {censored}ed up {censored}, she's so wrapped up in her little war with the world she doesn't realize it's those who love her and need a real parent that will pay. {censored}ing world is so full of sadness sometimes, it sucks to have a developed sense of empathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 The crazy think is that you could {censored} literally any body part. Even her forehead has enough fat to gather it into a small pouch and pound away. i call the elbow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 That's one hell of a FUP. What's her {censored}ing blood type - Ragu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kev369 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Too bad she has to be related to that thing. Otherwise, you might be able to have a long term relationship with her. But unfortunately, family events and reunions do come up, and that tub of Crisco would probably be there. I'd be more concerned about taking on 2 kids that just watched their mother eat herself to death. Too much baggage. DNW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deadbeat Son Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 What's her {censored}ing blood type - Ragu? I think it may be Coca Cola Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I think it may be Coca Cola Classic. The picture suggest it might be Cherry 7UP Positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deadbeat Son Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 The picture suggest it might be Cherry 7UP Positive. Look at that cart -- I wonder if she has any blood in her sugar system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Look at that cart -- I wonder if she has any blood in her sugar system. Yes, I'm fairly certain that nothing healthy comes in giant, neon-purple feed bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeadNight Warrior Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 That thing must have a {censored}ing 6.0L V8 in it or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TravM Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 That thing must have a {censored}ing 6.0L V8 in it or something. Definitely a diesel breaux, gas motors dont have enough torque to transport shamu (sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I've been with comparatively large women. It's not as complicated as you'd think, actually. It all kinda shifts and moves for ya'. Feels like one giant titty {censored}...I recommend it I don't know what's worse: chubby chasers, people who are into {censored} porn, or people into bestiality. It's all on the same level I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stompboxfreak72 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I was going to have a midnight snack but saw this thread and decided I'd rather eat my dick to admonish the possibility of ever getting raped by Miss Guntalicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scratchie Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I was going to have a midnight snack but saw this thread and decided I'd rather eat my dick to admonish the possibility of ever getting raped by Miss Guntalicious. If most men could swallow their own dick they wouldn't ever leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TravM Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 But that brings weather sucking your own dick is gay or not... Btw posting frunk is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stompboxfreak72 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I would gladly eat my penis over seeing that sack of {censored} naked. I have no desire to auto fellate.....just self preservate and avoid fatty date rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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