Members benjamin801 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 Originally Posted by duncan Like promoting terrorism or promoting hatred/violence. Well, it's demonstrably guilty of the latter. Exhibit A: this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bish0p34 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 How soon til they pull the CD from Amazon to avoid the bad reviews? What's next? Bomb them on iTunes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 1.0 out of 5 stars I've heard dogs barking more cohesively than this band's music, March 19, 2012 By Billy - See all my reviews This review is from: Trademark (MP3 Download) If you analyze the band individually, they're actually pretty good. For example: the singer sings in a key. Too bad it's not the same key the rest of the band is playing. the drummer can keep a beat. It's just not the beat the songs are being played on. The bass line sounds good. Too bad it doesn't match what the rest of the band is doing. The guitarist can play. He just can't play these songs. But I am sure he can play something. Maybe they should get each individual musician track and make 4 different songs out of them, where the rest of the band would match. Or, maybe they could just practice more. Not recommended if you have OCD, it will drive you crazy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 Originally Posted by guitarbilly74 The guitarist can play. He just can't play these songs. But I am sure he can play something. You guys are killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bish0p34 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'm more of a kill them with kindness type of guy myself..."In today's age of generic bands that are all trying to imitate each other's recipe for success, it's refreshing to see a band that comes forth with their own formula. Not content to follow Nickleback and the Foo Fighters "guaranteed hit" chord progressions, or The Doors or Nirvana's cult-inspiring hidden lyrical meanings...this band boldly marches to the beat of their own drummer.Lyrics such as "To spend time with you I have to wait, to your clock I become a slave", "Ever since we made our history I get this uneasy feeling, I knew when we caught eyes tonight that it was gonna be like drug dealing", and "I need my fix, like an addict needs a dime" show a lyrical prowess that would make Jim Morrison envious. These lyrics are delivered with a phrasing and a controlled pitch that hasn't been seen since William Hung, whose departure left a huge void in the music world. The guitar player displays a rare style, borrowing bending and vibrato techniques only heard from Kirk Hammett of Metallica...yet adding a country vibe.All of this is masterfully rounded out by the visual image of the band; a daring tribute to The Village People. Bravo gentlemen, bravo...This album is without a doubt worth the meager asking price. It's the only album I've heard this year that I feel the need to play for everyone I know. Entertaining from beginning to end!"I meant it. It's entertaining...in a Freddy Got Fingered type of way. And I do play it for everyone I know...so they can share in the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HottKarl Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 Holy {censored}....how did I just read this for this first time? I have submitted an Amazon review....just waiting for approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 HCAF Rule #659: If there's a thread about how awful something is and it reaches 20+ pages, then it is legendarily bad, and action must be taken to prevent it from spreading like a plague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members linthat22 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 Originally Posted by Murdoch Honest opinion, no punches pulled? They look like pretentious douchebags. That "singer" is so off-key that it hurts my ears. He looks like KING douchebag. He probably gets laid a lot. It's so generic, it is to country as djent is to metal, only worse. You can tell that they think that song {censored}ing rules. It not only sucks, it deep throats camels. I want to punch them all. You sir, are correct. Someone give this man a fortune cookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MatchFive Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 This thread makes me laugh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 "The Motley Crue of country" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GrooveSkipInc Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 @trademarkjams - I'm going to tweet all the album reviews to them I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 Originally Posted by GrooveSkipInc @trademarkjams - I'm going to tweet all the album reviews to them I think. Do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 Originally Posted by GrooveSkipInc @trademarkjams - I'm going to tweet all the album reviews to them I think. Originally Posted by KCTigerChief Do it! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Seano Porno Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 TrAIDSmark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cavemanic Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 this place is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 TrAIDSmark "Causing music to waste away and die of opportunistic infections since 2008." "God's punishment for those who blend rock, hip-hop, and country in defiance of His will since 2008." "One of Northern Mississippi's fastest growing bands." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 For anyone who has ever looked at a Harlequin romance novel and thought "God, I wish this uninspired, exploitative drivel targeted exclusively at dried up and brainless soccer moms could be experienced in a vaguely musical format" there is Trademark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundgardener75 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 For anyone who has ever looked at a Harlequin romance novel and thought "God, I wish this uninspired, exploitative drivel targeted exclusively at dried up and brainless soccer moms could be experienced in a vaguely musical format" there is Trademark.Oh shi- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 In another update, apparently there may...and I stress *may*...be talk of them removing their 5 song self-fellating EP from Amazon because of all the literary masterpieces being submitted to it by the wonderful members of HCAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 In another update, apparently there may...and I stress *may*...be talk of them removing their 5 song self-fellating EP from Amazon because of all the literary masterpieces being submitted to it by the wonderful members of HCAF. Most of them are posted in here. We can post them in iTunes for them Then CDBaby if they'd like as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Harvester1199 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 wow, i will never get that time back! yeah pretty horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 Most of them are posted in here. We can post them in iTunes for them Then CDBaby if they'd like as well. This. There is no escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 How do you write reviews with a pen name? I want to submit this: "For anyone who has ever looked at a Harlequin romance novel and thought "God, I wish this uninspired, exploitative drivel targeted exclusively at dried up and brainless soccer moms could be experienced in a vaguely musical format" there is Trademark. Seriously, I haven't seen anything so blatantly targeted at the overweight and horny housewife demographic since Billy Ray Cyrus stopped wearing skinny jeans and started pimping out his daughter. If you are a middle aged woman in the market for something to listen to while you fantasize about the characters from your daughter's twilight books, this CD may be perfect for you. Everyone else should look elsewhere." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 How do you write reviews with a pen name? I want to submit this:"For anyone who has ever looked at a Harlequin romance novel and thought "God, I wish this uninspired, exploitative drivel targeted exclusively at dried up and brainless soccer moms could be experienced in a vaguely musical format" there is Trademark.Seriously, I haven't seen anything so blatantly targeted at the overweight and horny housewife demographic since Billy Ray Cyrus stopped wearing skinny jeans and started pimping out his daughter. If you are a middle aged woman in the market for something to listen to while you fantasize about the characters from your daughter's twilight books, this CD may be perfect for you. Everyone else should look elsewhere." Sign in to your normal Amazon account, then go to the page trying to sell those songs. Click on the "write a review" part, and the next screen will ask if you want to use a pen name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 19, 2012 Members Share Posted March 19, 2012 How do you write reviews with a pen name? I want to submit this:"For anyone who has ever looked at a Harlequin romance novel and thought "God, I wish this uninspired, exploitative drivel targeted exclusively at dried up and brainless soccer moms could be experienced in a vaguely musical format" there is Trademark.Seriously, I haven't seen anything so blatantly targeted at the overweight and horny housewife demographic since Billy Ray Cyrus stopped wearing skinny jeans and started pimping out his daughter. If you are a middle aged woman in the market for something to listen to while you fantasize about the characters from your daughter's twilight books, this CD may be perfect for you. Everyone else should look elsewhere." When you go to the "write review" screen, there is a field where you can put your pen name in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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