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Ever bare ass a Wallmart toilet seat?


madrigal77

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When I walk in a public restroom, I'm already past the point of no return. However, I will force my sweaty, quivering sphincter to stay shut a few seconds longer to verify the safety level of the toilet I'm about to use. I don't care how much or little Lysol or whatever was involved in cleaning it, as long as it's not wet or spotted I don't care, because by that point I'm about to detonate. How someone just sits down on one without looking, I'll never understand.

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Meh. Most seats are anti-microbial now. Honestly, if it's not covered in piss, {censored}, cum, blood or vomit, you're pretty much good to go.

That being said, I pretty much only {censored} at home, work and if I'm staying somewhere (hotel or family members house)

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{censored}, when I go to a party at someone's house that I don't know I hover. Walmart? I'll let it drip down my leg before I plant my bare ass down on one of those seats. They're probably more disease ridden than Courtney Love.

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