Members GreaserMatt Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Time to vent. Unlike some rude bastards around here, I come to learn about guitars & the people who enjoy them. I don't wanna see booby pics. I don't wanna see some girl enjoying herself with a bowling pin. And I certainly don't wanna hear about some guy's wife & the neighbors donkey! For all of the low life mongrels who wish to make these posts; go to forums that specialize in this kind of behavior. And have some respect for people who just want to share ideas & maybe learn something about guitars. I may get banned for making this post. If so, then I know this isn't a place for anyone with a certain modicum of intelligence & tact. Wussy! LOL j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CompleteGuitard Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Worse things could happen than boobs. Much worse. I think on the scale of things, boobs tend to rank closer to "kick{censored}!" side of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dom1412 Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Damn guys, it's 3:30 in the morning. Go watch Mystery Science Theater or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Boobs are VERY on topic for guitar. The only reason to learn guitar is to increase your access to boobies (just admit it, you know its true) (Man, I wish MST3k was on) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dom1412 Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Search youtube, there's a couple episodes posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nijyo Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Search youtube, there's a couple episodes posted. Yeah I'm just jonesing for the good ol' days. The MST3k DAP is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theManfromAlabam Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 I love happy new guitar day post...right click and save It's a celebration :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Furtive Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 OP, there are other forums (TDPRI and Gear Page) that are more on topic than this place. Some much more so. All I can say is that after 11 years, I still learn new stuff about guits every week here at HC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators The Eristic Posted February 6, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 6, 2009 The only reason to learn guitar is to increase your access to boobies (just admit it, you know its true) Doesn't work if you ACTUALLY play guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theManfromAlabam Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Doesn't work if you ACTUALLY play guitar. I have to disagree...In my experience, "Actually" playing guitar get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members djhunt Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Time to vent. Unlike some rude bastards around here, I come to learn about guitars & the people who enjoy them. I don't wanna see booby pics. Whoa, slow down champ... Those boobs need to be looked at. I don't wanna see some girl enjoying herself with a bowling pin. Go on... And I certainly don't wanna hear about some guy's wife & the neighbors donkey! Pics or it didn't happen. For all of the low life mongrels who wish to make these posts; go to forums that specialize in this kind of behavior. I once saw a picture of a Japanese lady pooping in her own mouth. I would not recommend anyone going to those forums. And have some respect for people who just want to share ideas & maybe learn something about guitars. Do those ideas involve wives, bowling pins and a donkey? I may get banned for making this post. If so, then I know this isn't a place for anyone with a certain modicum of intelligence & tact. Modicum means "a small or limited amount". Your inference is incorrectly stated. I would suggest rewriting that sentence. Your statement suggests that if you were to feel the wrath of the mighty ban-hammer, you would not be welcome due to your "limited intellect" and method of tact. Perhaps you meant is instead of isn't? try this instead: "From the ether, I expose my soft, emotional underbelly. This is an act of humility. I pray the ban hammer does not connect, for my constant socratic search for truth cannot withstand another crushing dose of 'forum' reality. In the event that I am cast out, the notion 'HCEG does not welcome those in possession of such towering intellect. The community casts a veil of darkness on those of whom posses a unique grasp on social interaction and the skillful art of perceptive analysis' will have proven true. If this unfortunate event is cast, I, customtele, will seek truth elsewhere... in the utopia known as 4chan." :poke::poke::poke::poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators The Eristic Posted February 6, 2009 Moderators Share Posted February 6, 2009 Actually playing Skynyrd at Coyote's might around here, but in that case, it's just as likely that the parts in question get you instead. :^| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verence Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Lighten up Francis. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verence Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 (Man, I wish MST3k was on) Might I recommend: [YOUTUBE]F_p9aqJTQn0[/YOUTUBE] For extra points, check out who uploaded the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aenemated Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Boobs are VERY on topic for guitar. The only reason to learn guitar is to increase your access to boobies this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalheadUK Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 I found this in a pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GuitarMasterNot Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 wait... bowling pin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hikeeba Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 For extra points, check out who uploaded the video. Why that one? Why!? Now to find Pod People... or maybe Kitten with a Whip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Raxus Prime Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 I found this in a pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yngtchie Blacksteen Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 I may get banned for making this post.No, the HCEG mods are cool and easygoing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paul44 Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 It's 2009 and I still can't believe that there are people out there who get annoyed when they find out that the internet refuses to be as dull and unchallenging as they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Verence Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Why that one? Why!? Now to find Pod People... or maybe Kitten with a Whip. Pod People wasn't uploaded by jj {censored}in' pistols, now WAS it? I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frets99 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Ignore button. Use it. Try not to respond to bull{censored} and sometimes it goes away. When it doesn't... Who you gonna call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Artslinger Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Why do I keep missing the porn threads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tlbonehead Posted February 6, 2009 Members Share Posted February 6, 2009 Time to vent. Unlike some rude bastards around here, I come to learn about guitars & the people who enjoy them. I don't wanna see booby pics. I don't wanna see some girl enjoying herself with a bowling pin. And I certainly don't wanna hear about some guy's wife & the neighbors donkey! For all of the low life mongrels who wish to make these posts; go to forums that specialize in this kind of behavior. And have some respect for people who just want to share ideas & maybe learn something about guitars. I may get banned for making this post. If so, then I know this isn't a place for anyone with a certain modicum of intelligence & tact.I don't see a question here. What was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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