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Can I Be "Craig the Strummer"?


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So the current HC panel of experts in everything life is:

Craig the Strummer
Saul the Drummer
Jeff the Bummer
Lee the Slummer
Tim de Dumber
Seven the Number
Alf the Lumber
Phil The Fixer
Michael the mutha...
Jotown the Plumber (the real one)
None the Wiser
Gus, the guy at the other side of the border
Nine the Number
Marc the mixer
Whitey the Glummer
Bob the Rummer
Jim the Thumber

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So the current HC panel of experts in everything life is:


Craig the Strummer

Saul the Drummer

Jeff the Bummer

Lee the Slummer

Tim de Dumber

Seven the Number

Alf the Lumber

Phil The Fixer

Michael the mutha...

Jotown the Plumber (the real one)

None the Wiser

Gus, the guy at the other side of the border

Nine the Number

Marc the mixer

Whitey the Glummer

Bob the Rummer

Jim the Thumber

 

 

Glad someone's keeping score!

 

Hey - how come the McCain campaign hasn't tapped one of the above to be a mascot for their campaign?

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Between Joe the Plumber, Bob the Builder, Marty the Mortuary Director, and all these other "colorful everyday people" being paraded around the scene, I certainly didn't want to be left out!


So until November 4th, i will now be called "Craig the Strummer" and will pontificate on subjects I know nothing about.


We will also call Saul T. Nads "Saul the Drummer" because he asked about drums. As he says he knows nothing about MIDI, he will be our official spokesperson on all things related to MIDI.


Sting will be referred to as "Gordon the Sumner." See how easy this is?
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One thinks one is funny -- and then reality takes a bite outta the back of one's joke...

 

John McCain pal 'Joe the Plumber' wants to do more than plumb


John McCain
's other running mate -
Joe the Plumber
- is thinking well past Election Day.


Samuel Wurzelbacher
of
Holland
,
Ohio
- aka Joe the Plumber - has been approached by a
"major label"
about a
recording deal
that could transform him into
"
Joe the Strummer
."


[...]

NY Daily News

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Glad someone's keeping score!


Hey - how come the McCain campaign hasn't tapped one of the above to be a mascot for their campaign?

 

 

I could do it because one day I want to own my own rum running company and I know I'll make more than a measly $250K per year and I don't want any of you to get any of my rum running money. I also do not owe any back taxes so that should be good for the campaign trail. Do you have to have a clean police record? I swear I didn't inhale.

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