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Dear Sir, thank you for your letter dated 30.09.2009.

After your intervention I checked the aforementioned item and to my dismay found that you were indeed right, however it is germane to mention that I could give a {censored}. Indeed this {censored} that I give, or indeed even not give is only on a par with my absolute and utter disregard for the material and size of frets of this period. This was mainly a post war situation where the requirement for nickel impregnated steels was in the main required for the signal paths in out of atmosphere space vehicles and the allocation of this alloy for use in situations where "Rocking and Rolling" musical materials production was deemed somewhere between anal sex and Satanic worship.

I decided therefore to right this iniquity with my choice and indeed number of these aforementioned frets and therefore respectfully request you turn around and get the {censored} outta here, alright?


I remain yours faithfully


S. Robert Duggan


xxx

 

Attaboy! You tell 'im!:wave:

PS: Nice reflection from the vibrato off of the body - that is a nice paint job!

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Dear Sir, thank you for your letter dated 30.09.2009.

After your intervention I checked the aforementioned item and to my dismay found that you were indeed right, however it is germane to mention that I could give a {censored}. Indeed this {censored} that I give, or indeed even not give is only on a par with my absolute and utter disregard for the material and size of frets of this period. This was mainly a post war situation where the requirement for nickel impregnated steels was in the main required for the signal paths in out of atmosphere space vehicles and the allocation of this alloy for use in situations where "Rocking and Rolling" musical materials production was deemed somewhere between anal sex and Satanic worship.

I decided therefore to right this iniquity with my choice and indeed number of these aforementioned frets and therefore respectfully request you turn around and get the {censored} outta here, alright?


I remain yours faithfully


S. Robert Duggan


xxx

 

 

Dear Mr. Duggan,

 

Thank you for your attention and detailed response to my previous communication. While your impressive command of contemporary vulgarities and usage thereof is undoubtedly a trait to be admired and respected, I invite you to take your own advice one step further and apply it to yourself in the most anatomically uncomfortable and previously thought of impossible and intimate way that would surely make even the most common of pornographers blush.

 

However, in order to show you that there is indeed no reason for further animosity between us, I shall return to you the remaining portions of your beloved pets that remained unconsumed at the banquet I held in your honour.

 

Respectfully yours,

The Amazing Bee

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Now I was brought up in a very traditional fundamentalist Catholic Irish village, and the priest there ws often heard to say at Mass on Sundays.


"Ye can go out wid yer penis danglin and yer arse hanging out yer trousers, but the Divil'l take ya if ya don't put a mint pickguard on a 60s

 

 

How weird, that is one of the 1st thing every irish catholic priest I meet tells me. How uncanny?

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"Ye can go out wid yer penis danglin and yer arse hanging out yer trousers, but the Divil'l take ya if ya don't put a mint pickguard on a 60s Strat:confused:...or maybe I just dreamed that:idk:



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Ye dint dream it at awl. It's in de Boible for de luvva a Gawd!! Oi reads it moiself upon O kajun!!

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Did the new body/neck change the pick up tone? (you did have them in another guitar before, didn't you?

 

 

Well I think it does change it a tad, it has a sort of phatness to it that I don't remember from before.

 

It was in a swamp ash bodied Strat with a fat maple neck and ebont board with stainless frets

 

I dunno, I don't want to start any mudslinging and tonal conversations, but it's liuke a foul mouthed Geordie bint with big tits and a shaved {censored}:eek: who like it up the arse:cool:

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You'd better let me build you a less rubbish Strat soon:poke:

 

Ehh... okay... this is the first I've heard of it. First time you've spoken to me, in fact :lol:

 

Well, if you're offering. One piece maple neck, all vintage hardware, Surf Green, total fifties style please.

 

You pay :lol:

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Ehh... okay... this is the first I've heard of it. First time you've spoken to me, in fact
:lol:

Well, if you're offering. One piece maple neck, all vintage hardware, Surf Green, total fifties style please.


You pay
:lol:

 

I can do you a very nice vintage white all vintage hardware with van Zandt vintage pickups. The neck is a nice all maple lightly figured and oiled.

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