The "sig worthy" quotes official thread

[Jkater]

From time to time, I read posts by people that are either right on the mark or funny as hell.

 

Here's a thread to post quotes (from HC forumites) that you find too good to let sink to page 11. And it's an alternative to putting it in your own already crowded sig. That should be a good read!

 

Here's one:

 

 

i think if you constantly talk the talk before being able to walk the walk to some degree... all you'll manage to do is significantly hinder your progress as a player... and probably waste a {censored} load of money in the process

 

 

 

 

 

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[d_dave_c]

My favorite of the day so far:

 

 

It's been stripped and the body is under a bed. EG

 

[rvschulz]

see sig.

[scuzzo]

"I could explain it to you.
But i cant understand it for you"

[scolfax]

This just cracked me up:

Originally Posted by evh1984 Deville was well on his way to becoming the white Hendrix before they derailed him.

 

[Funkwire]

See sig. Covers so many situations in the music biz it ain't funny.

[DaveAronow]

This is a GREAT thread idea!!!

 

I'll keep editing this post as I add quotes I like.

[DaveAronow]

"I could explain it to you. But i cant understand it for you"

 

There should be a LAW that you have to give proper credit to the person you quoted.

 

I'd love to know who actually said that.

[scuzzo]

There should be a LAW that you have to give proper credit to the person you quoted. I'd love to know who actually said that.

i think it was Pistols... but im not sure

[Elias Graves]

My favorite of the day so far:

If I'm ever busted for something, any prosecutor in the country can get a death sentence just by mining this website.

EG

[evh1984]

This just cracked me up: Quote: Originally Posted by evh1984 Deville was well on his way to becoming the white Hendrix before they derailed him.

[Zemmy]

I figure I'll have to get a regular monkey and feed him a steady diet of kinky pron. EG

my fave of the day

[vcnyls]

Quoting Puckman for a line from today that's the ultimate in HCEG insults:

Don't you have some pentatonic licks to go play?

 

[Elias Graves]

my fave of the day

I sense a conspiracy. You solidbody players all stick together, don't you?

EG

[drawdeep]

I did not sig it for obvious reasons, but my favorite as of late is:

I'll be the first to admit that I can say some pretty stupid stuff.. Some a-hole is gonna sig that, but I don't care.. When I get riled up, the grammar/civility check on my fingers gets switched off..

 

[Fendson]

This just cracked me up:

Deville was well on his way to becoming the white Hendrix before they derailed him.

[nuke_diver]

I like the sig below...

[ashasha]

I can't remember who said it, but I had this one in my signature block for ages.

 

 

You shouldn't be allowed to host a Jimi Hendrix tribute website if you can't spell Jimi or Hendrix correctly.

 

 

Or something like that anyway.

[Flatspotter]

See my sig. Every redneck's last words, and the Flat Spot Racing motto (even though I'm not a redneck and don't drink).

[Electric Monk]

Quoting Puckman for a line from today that's the ultimate in HCEG insults: "Don't you have some pentatonic licks to go play?"

 

 

This, this, a thousand times this.

[Strung_Out]

See sig...

[wedgehed II]

It helps if you were actually there to marvel at the martial arts greatness of Rico Pollen, but Alchemist's statement does stand on its own.

[ashasha]

I've been doing martial arts for almost a month and a half now, and I'm fairly certain that martial arts are about signature moves not stuff like respect and integrity.

I know it's a joke, but it was still pretty funny in context.

[Jkater]

Bump

 

 

 

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