Members angus_old Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by docjeff You guys chased my favorite troll out of here last summer--Gretsch Guy. It was Pat Benatar's wife (whatever that dude's name is). He's a freind of Elliot Easton and Ed Roman.Neil Geraldo?? Yeah. That was it.He was awesome because you never knew when someone was gonna push his buttons and make him go off. Great drama. And Pat, herself, has always grossed me out, even though he swore Ed Roman wanted to bang her. Ed Roman wanted to bang GretchGuy, Pat Benatar's wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alchemist Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Doc Jeff What with all his posts about hot pickups, his fancy les pauls, and hearing the tone of the long neck tenon.......... really chaps my hide:mad: JK Jeff:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members batotman Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by Alchemist Doc Jeff What with all his posts about hot pickups, his fancy les pauls, and hearing the tone of the long neck tenon.......... really chaps my hide:mad: Don't forget his posts about big italian boobies....no wait I like those.....Maybe about Rics, Mapleglo, Clay Aiken, and Gibsons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members docjeff Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by onbongos Ed Roman wanted to bang GretchGuy, Pat Benatar's wife? You are the only one who read that carefully enough to follow it. Nice going. Ed Roman would bang anything if it ever got close to a rock star. Including a Pearlcaster--but no rockstars would ever touch one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members batotman Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by docjeff You are the only one who read that carefully enough to follow it. Nice going.Ed Roman would bang anything if it ever got close to a rock star. Including a Pearlcaster--but no rockstars would ever touch one. I think it can be said with certainty, Ed Roman has not seen his penis in 10 years and his wife hasn't seen it in 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members docjeff Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman Don't forget his posts about big italian boobies....no wait I like those..... Maybe about Rics, Mapleglo, Clay Aiken, and Gibsons! I have to cop to being the troll who would post unflattering pictures of Agile guitars with Clay Aiken playing them. Then I moved on to a straight guy--Ryan Seacrest. And I worked for an hour on an Agile emblazoned with Hilary Clinton, Rosie O'donnell, and Ellen Degeneres's photos. Then I decided that a guitar like that might sell really well at a Indigo Girls concert, so I decided to keep the idea to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members joesl8 Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by supercow3 so you play the flute alot The skin flute?Like Kenny G...he can blow for days!Is voicing your opinion and generally not giving a {censored} means to be labelled a troll?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman But I like Megadeth7684 (I used to hate him) and OFG! The others I could do without. Some trolls may actually be lovable (and missed if they aren't around). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ArKay Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman I think it can be said with certainty, Ed Roman has not seen his penis in 10 years and his wife hasn't seen it in 13. You bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members docjeff Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by ArKay You bet. He's got his back stage pass for a Whitesnake concert hanging around his neck.(is it too soon?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members docjeff Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman I think it can be said with certainty, Ed Roman has not seen his penis in 10 years and his wife hasn't seen it in 13. Is it a coincidence that his shop is right across the street from all of the super sleazy crackwhore strip joints in Vegas? Or was that the only building available at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by ArKay You bet. You don't EVEN want to know what's happening in the lower half of that scene... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ArKay Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by jerry_picker You don't EVEN want to know what's happening in the lower half of that scene... Had to censor that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sonnilon Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Has everyone already forgotten about me? Search for my Classic Rock Bores Me *rant* thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sonnilon Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Or better yet, my MIM Strats: Utter Trash thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jjpistols Posted May 13, 2006 Author Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by Archdemon Has everyone already forgotten about me? Search for my Classic Rock Bores Me *rant* thread... go play your strat start off with some Deep Purple or AC/DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tonemeister87 Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by jjpistols go play your strat start off with some Deep Purple or AC/DC +1Then go and burn all your simple plan albums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jerry_picker Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by Archdemon Has everyone already forgotten about me? Search for my Classic Rock Bores Me *rant* thread... You're trying too hard, and you're a bit too obvious. Master trolls never give it up, they just disappear under their bridges when the posse comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sonnilon Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by jerry_picker You're trying too hard, and you're a bit too obvious. Master trolls never give it up, they just disappear under their bridges when the posse comes out. Thx for the info, I'll keep it in mind for my future endeavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Uze Soap Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by ArKay You bet. Holy {censored}, it's Harry Henderson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members formula73 Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by docjeff He's got his back stage pass for a Whitesnake concert hanging around his neck.(is it too soon?) That's a NAMM pass...and he's much, much, MUCH, fatter in person. I was...what's the word?...grossed the {censored} out. GET IN MY BELLY! Fat, little-guy-manufacturer-predatory {censored}. Kill that {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ArKay Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 *shiver*Does he walk around dressed in a tent or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members voneville Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 I actually like troll posts. I think just about everything guitar related has been beaten dead here anyway. It's not very often someone comes up with anything new or interesting. My Favorites are the budget versus marquee posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OldFenderGuy Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman But I like Megadeth7684 (I used to hate him) and OFG! The others I could do without. I'm still sitting on a street corner with my favorite Strat, and fresh batteries in the MicroCube, playing classic rock, and accepting donations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megadeth7684 Posted May 13, 2006 Members Share Posted May 13, 2006 Originally posted by batotman Digital Jams GuitarKid1232 Megadeth7618919 Old Fender Guy Gretsch Guy Edit....oh you said regular....hmmm. Hey! I never troll here anymore! boatman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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