Members Mudbass Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 You guys might have handled it differently, but here's what I did. Yesterday I stopped in at my usual liquor store to pick up a box of cigars. There's s a couple of people in line ahead of me and while I'm waiting my turn some asshat parks his car right in front of the door (the liquor store door was propped open) and his car stero is just BLASTING. The license plates are rattling, the trunk lid is rattliing, it's so loud his whole piece of {censored} car is shaking itself apart. Anyway, this {censored}tard gets out of his car and leaves the stereo going at full crank, comes into the liquor store and gets in line right behind me. Now I gotta tell ya, this sort of {censored} really pisses me off. The store clerk gets to me, retrieves what I want from the shelf and says... That'll be $4.75. I shout back over the counter to him...what?. He says (a little louder this time) ...that'll be $4.75. I shout back to him...SORRY MAN, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! He shouts back to me (much louder this time) IT'S $4.75! I just held my hands to my ears and shook my head. The asshole with the car stereo standing behind me says...HE SAID IT'S $4.75! I looked at him and said ...what?. I then turned to the store ckerk and shouted...HOW MUCH FOR THE CIGARS! The clerk must have finally caught on because he shouted back...WHAT?. To which I replied...WHAT?. Now it finally dawned on the clueless dick standing behind me what was happening. I was not going anywhere and he was not getting what he came into the store for until he turned his dumb-assed stereo down. You could actually see the realization come over his face. He muttered something unintelligable, stomped out of the store, got into his piece of {censored} car and just left. Victory! The store clerk laughed and gave me my cigars for free saying..."here man, that was the most fun I've had all week!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members hammer744 Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 You guys might have handled it differently, but here's what I did. Yesterday I stopped in at my usual liquor store to pick up a box of cigars. There's s a couple of people in line ahead of me and while I'm waiting my turn some asshat parks his car right in front of the door (the liquor store door was propped open) and his car stero is just BLASTING. The license plates are rattling, the trunk lid is rattliing, it's so loud his whole piece of {censored} car is shaking itself apart. Anyway, this {censored}tard gets out of his car and leaves the stereo going at full crank, comes into the liquor store and gets in line right behind me. Now I gotta tell ya, this sort of {censored} really pisses me off. The store clerk gets to me, retrieves what I want from the shelf and says... That'll be $4.75. I shout back over the counter to him... what?. He says (a little louder this time) ...that'll be $4.75. I shout back to him...SORRY MAN, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! He shouts back to me (much louder this time) IT'S $4.75! I just held my hands to my ears and shook my head. The asshole with the car stereo standing behind me says...HE SAID IT'S $4.75! I looked at him and said ... what?. I then turned to the store ckerk and shouted...HOW MUCH FOR THE CIGARS! The clerk must have finally caught on because he shouted back... WHAT?. To which I replied... WHAT?. Now it finally dawned on the clueless dick standing behind me what was happening. I was not going anywhere and he was not getting what he came into the store for until he turned his dumb-assed stereo down. You could actually see the realization come over his face. He muttered something unintelligable, stomped out of the store, got into his piece of {censored} car and just left. Victory! The store clerk laughed and gave me my cigars for free saying..."here man, that was the most fun I've had all week!". Sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WynnD Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Now didn't someone tell me that too much bass and subwoofer didn't exist in today's world? Great story and ending! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theHORSEwhisperer Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Now didn't someone tell me that too much bass and subwoofer didn't exist in today's world? Great story and ending! It does exist, but only if you're a {censored} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Win. very Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassment zombie Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Passive-aggressive FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flatball Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Man, that is just beautiful! And extra points because you used the word "{censored}tard". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cpt. Spliff Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Beautifully handled. Pure, potty Marx Bros. ... You know the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pjmburg Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Pure pwn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members georgestrings Posted July 20, 2008 Members Share Posted July 20, 2008 Now didn't someone tell me that too much bass and subwoofer didn't exist in today's world? How about giving it a rest, gramps??? - georgestrings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted July 20, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted July 20, 2008 WELL PLAYED, SIR!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sephiret Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 what was the music style playing? if it was anything other than Bach, then you were in the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phantasm Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 YES!!! Did not fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dravenzouk Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 You are my new hero. I've always thought, "it's bad enough that these dinks feel the need to play a such stupid volume, but why is it that they ALL play such {censored}ty music too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 Smooooove. It is full of win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hopi Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 About 13 years ago, I worked at Circuit City, selling car stereos. I remember some kid coming in and pushing the buttons for a stereo and 6x9 speakers, cranking it to full clipping. He was bobbing his head and telling his buddy how good it sounded. I'll admit that when I was 17-18, I used to blast my subs as soon as the ignition went forward (4 12" subs in a 87' Mustang GT), but by the time I was 20, I would turn it down at every stoplight, even if I was listening to talk radio. I think it was that kid at the store who turned me around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1tallbassguy Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 Thats awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 You, fine sir, deserve a cookie. But I eated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Billystrat Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm sorry, I thought everyone liked Kayne West. Really I just wanted my So Co! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators isaac42 Posted July 21, 2008 Moderators Share Posted July 21, 2008 You, fine sir, deserve a cookie. But I eated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators isaac42 Posted July 21, 2008 Moderators Share Posted July 21, 2008 You guys might have handled it differently, but here's what I did. Differently? Maybe. Better? I don't see how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassdudeguy Posted July 21, 2008 Members Share Posted July 21, 2008 Awesome story And you got free stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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