Members philthygeezer Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 Print the pledge and ask all your teabagger/libertarian friends and family to sign it!The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity PledgeI, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following: I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights. I will complain about the destruction of my 2ndAmendment Rights in this country, while I am duly >being allowed to exercise my 2ndAmendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public. I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also. I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following: Social Security Medicare/Medicaid State Children's Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP) Police, Fire, and Emergency Services US Postal Service Roads and Highways Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA) The US Railway System Public Subways and Metro Systems Public Bus and Lightrail Systems Rest Areas on Highways Sidewalks All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009federal senate appropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf) Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!) Public and State Universities and Colleges Public Primary and Secondary Schools Sesame Street Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children Public Museums Libraries Public Parksand Beaches State and National Parks Public Zoos Unemployment Insurance Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, Stateor Federal Government (pretty much all of them) Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions) Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C. I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to: Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments The government-operated Statue of Liberty The Grand Canyon The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and government-provided healthcare. I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America. I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army. I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees. Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks. Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die. SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR ______________. ___________________________ ___________________________ Signed Printed Name/Town and Statehttp://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/09/as_for_me_i_love_socialism.php LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted September 20, 2009 Moderators Share Posted September 20, 2009 Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kaesh Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 I don't use about 3/4 things from that list and would gladly drive on dirt and {censored} to a bucket if you didn't tax me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members W33nie Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 Who needs sidewalks anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 Anyone that calls people that attend the Tea Parties a "teabagger" is a {censored}ing idiot piece of {censored} with a whore for a mother. In other words, a {censored} for {censored} worthless asshole that hates freedom. To wit, a liberal.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kelemvor Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 Anyone that calls people that attend the Tea Parties a "teabagger" is a {censored}ing idiot piece of {censored} with a whore for a mother. In other words, a {censored} for {censored} worthless asshole that hates freedom. To wit, a liberal. C7 Socialism is an economic philosophy, not a political one. Most Libertarians have no problem with many publicly funded projects such as roads, parks and schools. Public Contractors build most of these so its hardly 'socialist' to use them like the author says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bnyswonger Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 Anyone that calls people that attend the Tea Parties a "teabagger" is a {censored}ing idiot piece of {censored} with a whore for a mother. In other words, a {censored} for {censored} worthless asshole that hates freedom. To wit, a liberal. C7 Exactly the sort of thing a teabagger would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toolbar Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 can I also swear to stop paying into the socialist system without threat of violence from said socialist system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 can I also swear to stop paying into the socialist system without threat of violence from said socialist system? The Russians and the Chinese tried doing this, I hear it worked out really well for them.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkstorm Posted September 20, 2009 Members Share Posted September 20, 2009 LMAO. Good one. No more Sesame street? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 can I also swear to stop paying into the socialist system without threat of violence from said socialist system? No. Then you'll see the violence inherent in the system as you are repressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 No. Then you'll see the violence inherent in the system as you are repressed. Yup. The only way to make things fair for everyone is to kill the millions of people that you understand you can't beat fairness into society. Or legislate, for that matter. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 Anyone that calls people that attend the Tea Parties a "teabagger" is a {censored}ing idiot piece of {censored} with a whore for a mother. In other words, a {censored} for {censored} worthless asshole that hates freedom. To wit, a liberal. C7 Nice work. The spam pasted in the OP would be amusing if it wasn't... ya know... ignorant and retarded. Sorry, it's just not funny. And that's not me being butthurt, it's me just saying it's dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted September 21, 2009 Moderators Share Posted September 21, 2009 It's the disillusioned liberals like the one who created this "Purity Pledge" who will get a rude awakening in 2010, when their Utopian wishes will be dashed by the mid-terms. At that point, they will be walking in the streets dazed and confused, mistaken as the retarded offspring of a zombie invasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 i signed that pledge years ago but had to renege on it because i'm a dirty pinko commie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 It's the disillusioned liberals like the one who created this "Purity Pledge" who will get a rude awakening in 2010, when their Utopian wishes will be dashed by the mid-terms. At that point, they will be walking in the streets dazed and confused, mistaken as the retarded offspring of a zombie invasion. And ACORN wont be around to help them cheat. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members philthygeezer Posted September 21, 2009 Author Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 Ewww. Look at all the venom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 Ewww. Look at all the venom! In case you haven't been in the United States recently, a piece of {censored} was elected president last November and he's a communist. Sorry you had to find out this way. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 In case you haven't been in the United States recently, a piece of {censored} was elected president last November and he's a communist. Sorry you had to find out this way. C7 Dude, seriously, theres a difference between "socialist" and "socialized" Lets look at the medicine issue: Great Britain and Canada both have socialized medicine. Im not saying its a great system but their governments completely pays for it, and I wouldnt call either one communist The other option that we have is to keep raising the insurance rates of everybody, like they already arent sky-high as it is.... Its getting to the point that I work just for the insurance, and I need it with two little ones, and my take-home is nowhere near what it should be without it I usually find that the ones that complain about socialized medicine arent the ones with family insurance plans If we call socialized medicine 'communist', then - no - I dont want it, but what other options are there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ikestr Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 socalized = socialism both canada and the uk are socialist countries. if you want health care get a job just like the rest of us. im tired of paying for you not having a damned job and getting jobless benefits. yeah, thats right we are paying for you to be on unemplyoment. get a job, get health care. done. ikestr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 socalized = socializmboth canada and the uk are socialist countries.if you want health care get a job just like the rest of us.im tired of paying for you not having a damned job and getting jobless benefits. yeah, thats right we are paying for you to be on unemplyoment.get a job, get health care.done.ikestr ??? I have a fulltime job....read the rest of my post As for people without jobs, in case you havent noticed, nobody is hiring right now.....yes, Im tired of paying for everybody too, hence what I said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 I have a job....read the rest of my post Mind you, I have not heavily researched either side of this issue enough to firmly stand ground on a position... BUT. If there are problems with the current system, ie. high costs or inefficiency, a 100% overhaul and complete shifting of control in the healthcare system does not necessarily have to be the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 Mind you, I have not heavily researched either side of this issue enough to firmly stand ground on a position... BUT. If there are problems with the current system, ie. high costs or inefficiency, a 100% overhaul and complete shifting of control in the healthcare system does not necessarily have to be the answer. Im OK with that, and I personally would NOT like to have socialized anything, but what other options are there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted September 21, 2009 Members Share Posted September 21, 2009 Im OK with that, but what other options are there? I already told you I have no idea what I'm talking about, don't ask me questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted September 21, 2009 Moderators Share Posted September 21, 2009 If there are problems with the current system, ie. high costs or inefficiency, a 100% overhaul and complete shifting of control in the healthcare system does not necessarily have to be the answer. You are 100% correct. If high costs or inefficiencies were the actual issues (rather than the smokescreens used for political debate), then the proposed plan(s) would be worthless. The real issue is a policy movement for insuring everyone and revising regulations of the health insurance industry. Shifting the insurance burden (in part) to the government will do little to nothing to reduce costs/inefficiencies. It is all a policy play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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