Members BEAD Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by rikshaw does anyone actually find that attractive? I do, but I'll {censored} anything that moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by chunkathalon I hope you die in a fire. {censored} you you confused, stoner, bigot, fascist, armchair genocide wannabe, never-fought-in-the-army, unfunny, sad... guy. Did I leave anything out? Coprophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by Crescent Seven Coprophile. Oh, I didn't know. http://acapella.harmony-central.com/...=10&forumid=12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members no-logic Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 You're so ugly....you look like you were in an axe fight and you're 13 chops behind!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by chunkathalon Oh, I didn't know. Nobody does until I {censored} in their mouth. They figure it out pretty quick at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ranjaman Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by catphish am i the only one that just eats the shells? (I eat peanuts with the shells too.....) You eat peanuts with the shells ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hasbeen Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by agedhorse As an engineer's complete translation.: Heavy Metal Rules... Ugh, perhaps 23/30 is being generous yeah, I was going to put in mecury but I didn't know if it was a medal or not....I think it is. And I couldn't remember the sign for the element cobalt on the periodic table. See?....I bet they aren't having discussions about elements on the guitar forums. ....those knuckle draggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members __tony__renaud Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Your girl's been pounded more times than all the nails in the floor she stands on......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T. Alan Smith Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by bassman1956 ....welll... I probably wouldn't say no, but I'm more of a 'nice ass with B's or C's' type of guy myself. What HE said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by __tony__renaud Your girl's been pounded more times than all the nails in the floor she stands on......... You can say that again! I've had her iced down for 5 years, she's worn like an old set of Michelins. Wait... C7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bass8987 Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Except I didn't buy {censored}load of clothes and makeup... I just got done buying these of Amazon.com Season 5 of 24 DVD -it comes out Dec. 5 Scarface- Platinum Edition DVD David Allan Coe- Essentials CD Powerslave- Iron Madien CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireball_73 Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Sits back and waits for enevitable "treated myself with a teenage girl" thread. P.S It's times like this I love being 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by Bass8987 Except I didn't buy {censored}load of clothes and makeup... I just got done buying these of Amazon.com Season 5 of 24 DVD -it comes out Dec. 5 Scarface- Platinum Edition DVD David Allan Coe- Essentials CD Powerslave- Iron Madien CD I treated myself like a teenage girl all the time before I got married, but whoring yourself out for status and hiding it from your friends and parents is kind of irrelevant after you tie the knot. C7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by catphish yes. Super tasty. +1 Keeps ya clean as a whistle, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RoboChrist Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 All you mother humpers can bite my can, you group of low acheiving hack wannabe bass-tards... ...how's that you bunch of rotten {censored}ing **** holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 I used to go gather pinon nuts down in New Mexico, and we would roast them. My mom and sister would use pliers to crack the shell and pull out the tiny little nut inside. I met this Indian dude while we were out and he was just popping them in and eating them whole. I tried one that way and never looked back. And yeah, it'll scrub 'ya! C7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members __tony__renaud Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 I think Mark Twain came up with this gem: "I find your writing to be both original and excellent. Unfortunately, the original parts are NOT excellent and the excellent parts are not original." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synonym Music Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by jonathan_matos5 Step 1: Pop a handful of seeds in your mouth Step 2: Store seeds in one side of your cheek Step 3: Now, transfer one seed to the other side Step 4: Crack the shell with your teeth Step 5: Remove the seed with your tongue Step 6: Spit the shell, eat the seed and repeat! Sounds like torture. You see? I'm old and stuck in my ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synonym Music Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by Bass8987 Except I didn't buy {censored}load of clothes and makeup... I just got done buying these of Amazon.com Season 5 of 24 DVD -it comes out Dec. 5 Scarface- Platinum Edition DVD David Allan Coe- Essentials CD Powerslave- Iron Madien CD Now THAT is a rich man, gentlemen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by catphish That's exactly how I started....but substitute 'pinon nut' (WTF those are...) with peanut, and 'indian guy' with 'drunk bleacher bum' Pinon nuts (put a ~ over the first n) are the seeds of the Pinon pine tree. They are hard to get a hold of, because they only seed once every 7 years, and you have to find a group of them that are seeding. We spent a week driving around northern NM looking for them once, but when you find them, you can put a tarp under a tree, shake the tree, and come up with 2+lbs of nuts. I just checked a couple of sources online and they were sold out. I'll call a friend of mine down in Trinidad that might have some, if I can land a pound I'll send them your way. C7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Aardvark Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nicebigstrings Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gaui Posted October 7, 2006 Members Share Posted October 7, 2006 Þú ert viðurstyggilegur náriðill með eitt það ljótasta smetti sem hefur nokkurntíman sést á þessari jarðkringlu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted October 8, 2006 Members Share Posted October 8, 2006 he WAS these anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted October 8, 2006 Members Share Posted October 8, 2006 You must be imagining things...He left... There was a thread about it and everything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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